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Human bones found in back yard




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It was then that he noticed that the Thing in the room with him consisted of a mass of hideously twisting tentacles and pseudopods, writhing in all directions, each of them an unworldly shade of green or yellow, with a nacreous glossy sheen.
---The Call of Chihuli
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---The Call of Chihuli
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It was then that he noticed that the Thing in the room with him consisted of a mass of hideously twisting tentacles and pseudopods, writhing in all directions, each of them an unworldly shade of green or yellow, with a nacreous glossy sheen.
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Human bones found in back yard

Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?


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Old 01-26-2018, 06:22 AM
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Poll: I prefer my pineapple on...

Murphy Brown reboot. Woohoo!
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It was then that he noticed that the Thing in the room with him consisted of a mass of hideously twisting tentacles and pseudopods, writhing in all directions, each of them an unworldly shade of green or yellow, with a nacreous glossy sheen.
---The Call of Chihuli
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Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time (OPEN SPOILERS POSSIBLE)



Well, it clearly depends upon what the Obvious Thing is. Like Murphy Brown.
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It was then that he noticed that the Thing in the room with him consisted of a mass of hideously twisting tentacles and pseudopods, writhing in all directions, each of them an unworldly shade of green or yellow, with a nacreous glossy sheen.
---The Call of Chihuli

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Okay, this is arguably the best use of the "pineapple" thread:

Poll: I prefer my pineapple on...

Assholes in old TV westerns
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Human bones found in backyard

Guess we found out what happened to Aunt Lucy.
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Ruby chocolate




Sounds tasty, but aren't the rubies kinda crunchy?





Voynich manuscript decoded

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---The Call of Chihuli

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Does it at least fall on a weekend?-
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When you were in school, were you glad when your birthday fell on a weekend?

I'm 19 and the thought of turning 20 scares me.



Does it at least fall on a weekend?-
Okay, NOW these are sequential.
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It was then that he noticed that the Thing in the room with him consisted of a mass of hideously twisting tentacles and pseudopods, writhing in all directions, each of them an unworldly shade of green or yellow, with a nacreous glossy sheen.
---The Call of Chihuli

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