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Depends on the number and what type of synesthesia you have.
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Trauma from repeatedly whacking his mom?
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It's no good, they'll follow you to Twitter and Snapchat, mooing ominously and emitting clouds of methane.
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So what's New York like these days?
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So Linda Richman would have it on Coffee Talk on SNL.

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Old 02-20-2018, 08:43 PM
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Sounds a bit extreme.
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Free shipping overload. It was bound to happen.
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Old 02-21-2018, 07:38 AM
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:48 AM
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Not sure, but there shouldn't be a shortage of volunteers.
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Old 02-21-2018, 02:16 PM
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Butter.


It makes a great insulator when worn under hose.
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Old 02-21-2018, 05:40 PM
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But do they weigh more than a duck?
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Old 02-22-2018, 05:32 AM
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Ehhh, wake me up when there's transparent aluminum fembots.
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Old 02-22-2018, 08:01 AM
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"Other drivers"


Drivers are so rude amirite?
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This is a NOT healthy way to think, right?
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I'll eat just one...oops they're all gone!


Problem solved!
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Old 02-22-2018, 12:58 PM
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Come to think of it, I hardly ever even use my Facebook account!
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Old 02-23-2018, 07:46 AM
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What happens if the speed of light is surpassed?


Much more bearable, unless he's screaming all the way to Alpha Centauri.
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What kind of deodorant do mature men in their mid 20s use?
Butter.
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I'll be the fastest draw in the Old West. Yee-hah!
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Old 02-24-2018, 01:40 PM
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I thought I smelled popcorn.

The butler did it!
Is Lady Gaga really worth a million dollars a show?


Is that a "show" or a "throw"?
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Old 02-24-2018, 02:41 PM
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Trump does have that effect.
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Because it comes from parts unknown.
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Volatile organic compounds (VOCs) turning into dioxin after being heated


This is why you don't microwave apple cider on "high".
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Very hungry cats!
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Mmmm...bucket of cats...crispy cat tenders...popcorn cat nuggets...cat drumsticks and thighs.

And don't forget the coleslaw.
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Meh, it's probably been done.
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The week when KFC ran out of chicken


Aw, man, I thought working at KFC would be great! All the chicken I could eat!
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About Radical Feminism



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Wimp without a Glock.
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