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"Show's not over yet, Pete!"

"What show? You've got no cartoons and that stage is deader than the Haunted Mansion!"
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:51 PM
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All right. Whatever. But nobody tells me I can't dance. Let's see your moves.
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Old 01-13-2018, 04:41 PM
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Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely... Completely wonderful.
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"When are you going to be crowned queen?"

"Tonight, at the royal ball."
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Old 01-14-2018, 03:11 PM
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If I'm to remain queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:28 AM
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Now kneel before your Queen! Queen La! QUEEN OF OPAR!
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Old 01-15-2018, 01:08 PM
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:03 AM
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I know how hard it can be adjusting to royal life so if you ever need any help my door is always-...[slams the door] open.
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Old 01-16-2018, 08:20 AM
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And as for you... Your Majesty! Your Majesty indeed! Why, you're not a queen, but just a - a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant.
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Old 01-17-2018, 01:50 PM
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Old 01-17-2018, 02:43 PM
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Old 01-18-2018, 08:30 AM
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Old 01-18-2018, 04:21 PM
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I think I had a mother once.
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Old 01-19-2018, 07:34 AM
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:38 AM
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"I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends."

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Old 01-19-2018, 10:04 AM
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Blah, blah, blah. Every year it's the same thing. All talk and no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
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No one plots like Gaston, takes cheap shots like Gaston, likes to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston!
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:58 AM
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If that don't beat all. I never saw such a dog.
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Old 01-20-2018, 04:17 PM
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:48 AM
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Well, well, what will that sweet innocent cat be bringing home next? The Hope Diamond, I imagine.
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Old 01-22-2018, 07:46 AM
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Old 01-22-2018, 07:15 PM
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Old 01-23-2018, 12:03 PM
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Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
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Old 01-23-2018, 01:02 PM
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Prepare to be jealous, because we look fabulous!
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Old 01-23-2018, 01:44 PM
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Oh, monkey boy!
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Old 01-23-2018, 06:03 PM
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That's theropithecus baboonus!
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Old 01-24-2018, 09:15 AM
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We named the monkey Jack.
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Old 01-24-2018, 04:29 PM
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I think there should be a "Captain" in there somewhere.
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Old 01-25-2018, 08:40 AM
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Every ship has its secrets.
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Old 01-25-2018, 04:24 PM
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You know, I have the strangest feeling that I've seen that ship before. A long time ago, when I was very young.

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Old 01-26-2018, 06:17 PM
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Abandon ship! Smee, save me!
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Old 01-26-2018, 07:28 PM
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Old 01-28-2018, 11:37 AM
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Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
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Old 01-29-2018, 01:19 PM
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Think of Christmas, think of snow,
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Snow! Oh, boy! I'm crazy about snow.
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We're setting up for Minnie's Winter Bow Show.
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