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Old 06-14-2018, 11:29 AM
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A veritable shitstorm

I bring you PoopNado of 2018.


I was recently in a parking garage undergoing (re)construction. There were two porta-potties on wheels; presumably because the ceiling wasn't high enough to drive them in on the normal trucks. Think how much fun they could be! - Your buddy goes in to do his business; you slowly & carefully roll it a bit so that either when he opens the door it's facing a different direction which could be very disorienting or you wheel it up against a column so he can't open the door. (Why yes, I am diabolical!)
I wonder if any of these moved while someone was inside?
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:49 AM
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If you haven't read it, Stephen King's short story, "A Very Tight Place," from Just After Sunset covers just about everything to expect in a similar situation. Not for the squeamish (naturally).
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Old 06-14-2018, 01:11 PM
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I know I've seen a prank on TV where someone enters a porta-potty, and once they close the door, a whole team rushes into action, rolling a portable enclosure around the door and in a minute or so fitting it out as a boardroom complete with table, chairs, and meeting. When the door of the porta-potty opens, there the meeting is, everyone looking at the new arrival and waiting for a report...
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