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Old 03-20-2020, 01:04 PM
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Haunted or Infected?


Did the coronavirus break SDMB?

Did it break the whole damn internet?

I can't seem to do anything!


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Old 03-20-2020, 01:21 PM
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I didn't do it.
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Old 03-20-2020, 02:47 PM
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Old 03-20-2020, 04:02 PM
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I get blamed for everything EXCEPT the road salt incident?
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Old 03-20-2020, 08:04 PM
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You've been out of circulation, Bekkers.

You get a pass.


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Old 03-20-2020, 08:20 PM
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I vote for haunted. Who is haunting? THAT is the question.
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Old 03-21-2020, 01:22 AM
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I confess.

I am responsible.

I am a very responsible person.

Whatever goes wrong, I am responsible.

I broke the Internet in 1993 and it has never forgiven me.

I broke a pottery kiln in 1967 and the tragedy haunts me to this day.

I can't even talk about the kitten I accidentally crushed.

Irresponsibility fills me with existential angst.

Responsibility fills me with cosmic blues.

Champagne fills me with dreams.

But I stole the champagne.

I confess. Again.

Shoot me.

Now.
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Old 03-21-2020, 09:50 AM
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^That was a beautifully symmetrical post.
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Old 03-21-2020, 10:32 AM
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Haunted

Infected

Bonus: I'm Affected
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Old 03-21-2020, 10:51 AM
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There had been some DDoS attacks going on at some point yesterday. The Blizzard games launcher had mentioned it but it is no longer there.
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