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Old 07-18-2019, 05:50 PM
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Navigator2020 - I'll lead us out of the chaos
By ballot or bullet the orange motherfucker is going down
And little Kellyann too
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Old 07-18-2019, 06:33 PM
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ETA: Well heck, Gatopescado, that's cheating! I demand a Special Counsel investigation of the 2020 made-up campaign slogan scandal!
I'm gonna Rules-Lawyer here and say that technically it wasn't cheating. I just didn't 'text' it.
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Old 07-18-2019, 08:21 PM
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Old 07-18-2019, 08:28 PM
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Old 07-18-2019, 09:05 PM
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This really is as good as the 'your stripper name' game. Better, even.
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Old 07-19-2019, 08:45 AM
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I'd vote for that.

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I made that up. I don't text.
Pity. That was probably the most effective one.
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Okay, I've got a new one:

Axe 2020: Remember you were disappointed that there were no big guns?

I don't even know what I'm campaigning on, but it sounds rad as hell!
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Old 07-20-2019, 01:59 AM
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Okay, I've got a new one:

Axe 2020: Remember you were disappointed that there were no big guns?

I don't even know what I'm campaigning on, but it sounds rad as hell!
At least I guess we know which party you're representing...
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Old 07-20-2019, 02:10 PM
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Old 07-20-2019, 02:13 PM
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kayT 2020: Hope you are feeling better today.

If I express/pretend concern for the voters, will they vote for me?
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Old 07-20-2019, 03:23 PM
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DSeid 2020. Okay. Have fun. (To son) Not bad.

One thread back was Told impossible to kill. (To my wife. About plants that I texted a picture of for balcony planters.) Better.
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Old 07-22-2019, 11:13 AM
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Reforming American health care, one bottle of eye drops at a time.

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Old 07-27-2019, 10:03 PM
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Well, it's certainly a cheerful slogan.
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Old 07-28-2019, 09:06 AM
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Trump Pence bumper sticker


ME - ME - ME - ME
him too
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Old 07-28-2019, 02:26 PM
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Old 07-28-2019, 04:58 PM
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Old 07-28-2019, 05:00 PM
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Old 07-28-2019, 11:42 PM
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Good one! Especially in this election.
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Old 07-29-2019, 10:21 AM
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An unfortunate user name ISTM.

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Lives 2020: Pizza tonight?

Hey, I'd vote for that.
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Minimalist, but could work.
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:01 PM
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Kimstu 2020: Just you wait

Hmm, maybe a little too ominous, but usefully nonspecific. Alternatively, from a caterpillar identification chat,

Kimstu 2020: Yellowstriped oakworm??
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Precambrianmollusc - 2020- We need some more Gin

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Old 08-15-2019, 07:42 PM
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I endorse this candidate.

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Old 08-16-2019, 07:46 AM
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:22 AM
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My campaign slogan, unchanged since 1933:

"If you think this country's bad off now, just wait 'til I get through with it."
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:36 AM
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I'll steal Alice Cooper's: "A troubled man for troubled times."
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Old 08-16-2019, 12:59 PM
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You last three didn't read the OP
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