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Old 04-02-2012, 09:38 PM
jnglmassiv jnglmassiv is offline
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Chicago Water & Sewer Bill

Help me read my latest Chicago water bill.
I paid it but the wording is weird.
In the Assessment details, there's two lines that describe my house with the number of floors and approximate width. The first line has a price, then the second line has another price about 2.5x the first.
The third line has says "(0001) Hose Frontage 31'-62' " with a price. The fourth line is identical to the third but with three times the cost.

Why are there two of each line?
And hose frontage has got to be some sort of joke term they cooked up, right?

PS. No answers here:
City Water Dept Bill Help Site

ETA: non-metered

Last edited by jnglmassiv; 04-02-2012 at 09:39 PM.


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