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She makes noises like a chipmunk when she's excited.
It's true.
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Old 02-08-2019, 12:23 AM
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Phil: Ned Ryerson - I have missed you so much. [hugs him] I don't know where you're headed, but... can you call in sick? [keeps hugging him and rubbing his back]
Ned: Uh... I gotta get going.
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:34 AM
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Nah, you wake up at 6am and rush to the airport, and take the first plane to somewhere warm. Then you hang out there all day until you pass out and the day starts again.
Fly to the Virgin Islands. Meet a girl. Eat lobster, drink piña coladas. At sunset, make love like sea otters.
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:09 AM
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Old 02-08-2019, 11:51 AM
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Fly to the Virgin Islands. Meet a girl. Eat lobster, drink piña coladas. At sunset, make love like sea otters.
Did you see they used that as a movie quote clue in a Jeopardy! this week? I think they left out the sea otter part, though.
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I can think of a couple reasons... pervert.
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Here's the marvellous jazz piano.
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Old 02-02-2020, 07:35 PM
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Has anybody mentioned that Ned's nose isn't really all that needly?
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Ned? Ned Ryerson?
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Old 02-02-2020, 08:23 PM
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Here's Bill Murray (and some other familiar faces) in a Jeep Super Bowl ad appropriate for the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhzGUcENWo
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Here's Bill Murray (and some other familiar faces) in a Jeep Super Bowl ad appropriate for the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhzGUcENWo
I enjoyed it quite a bit.

If you all haven't seen Happy Death Day, you should. Not as good as Groundhog Day, but a great take on the repeating day story.
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Old 02-02-2020, 08:36 PM
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Well, it's Groundhog Day....again...
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Old 02-03-2020, 09:22 AM
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Old 02-03-2020, 11:47 AM
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Here's Bill Murray (and some other familiar faces) in a Jeep Super Bowl ad appropriate for the day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhzGUcENWo
That was good, but here's the extended one minute and 45 seconds version for even more wonderfulness.

https://youtu.be/5QgBRvMmWk4

I loved how the groundhog became Bill's emotional support animal.
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On February 2,I always read Joanne Fluke's Peach Cobbler Murder, which starts on Groundhog Day with the lead character's boyfriend giving her two pounds of sausage meat. Get it? Ground Hog!

Of course the "peach" was in "impeachment" is a total coincidence.

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We watched it again on Sunday night.

Still holds up in most ways. Yeah, but here and there ... some not appropriate stuff played for humor.
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Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
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