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Old 02-03-2020, 06:27 PM
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The Masked Singer Season 3 (Spoilers for aired episodes)


Episode 1's six performers:
  1. Turtle
  2. Llama
  3. White Tiger
  4. Kangaroo
  5. Miss Monster
  6. Robot

I think maybe Turtle is a former boy-band member, perhaps Jordan Knight.

Anyone else have some guesses?
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Old 02-03-2020, 07:25 PM
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I caught a few minutes of this last night.
I'll be shocked if the Monster isn't Chaka Khan.
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Old 02-04-2020, 02:32 AM
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Chaka Khan is a good guess. I did feel like it was an older woman. She barely seemed able to move in that unfortunate costume.
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Old 02-04-2020, 03:45 AM
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The White Tiger is tall. It's gotta be a b-ball player.
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Old 02-04-2020, 08:23 AM
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I saw it last night, and couldn't come up with a single guess, or narrow things down beyond, "Well, that one's definitely female."

And then the one who was unmasked, yes, that was a famous person, but I've only ever known him as the originator of a catchphrase. Seriously, I don't think I ever laid eyes on him before. Platinum albums, you say?
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Old 02-04-2020, 09:42 AM
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White Tiger as an athlete makes sense. He can't really sing very well, but he could dance, it seemed like. I couldn't really take a guess.

Not being a big fan of recent rap music, I was only passably familiar with Lil Wayne. I recognized him when unmasked, but never would have identified him by his singing voice.
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Old 02-04-2020, 09:59 AM
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White Tiger must be Rob Gronkowski. Moves like him, sounds like him.
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Old 02-04-2020, 10:16 AM
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White Tiger must be Rob Gronkowski. Moves like him, sounds like him.
In the clue segment of White Tiger, I thought he sounded just like Hulk Hogan. Then hearing him after that it didn't!
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Old 02-04-2020, 10:55 AM
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Llama: With the Seattle connection, I was thinking Russel Wilson

Kangaroo : Iggy Azalea or Keisha

Miss Monster : Dionne Warwick , but Chaka is a great guess too
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Old 02-04-2020, 11:21 AM
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The red herrings in the clue segments annoy me. It's hard enough without that!
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Old 02-06-2020, 08:34 AM
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Did you guys see the unmasking of the llama last night? I am simultaneously delighted and disgruntled.
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Old 02-06-2020, 10:52 AM
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White Tiger must be Rob Gronkowski. Moves like him, sounds like him.
Whoever he is, he's the worst performer they've ever had. Even the worst of the rest have at least done passable karaoke. All he's done is rap bad rap badly. Shocked he's made wasn't eliminated in the first round.
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Only watching sporadically but there is no way the tiger isn't Gronk.
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Old 02-07-2020, 08:24 PM
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I am also amazed that White Tiger wasn't toast this week. I agree, Gronk is a very good guess.

I still think Miss Monster is Chaka Khan, especially after the bit about how she's close to royalty, a queen, etc. Her last name, Khan, means king, if I remember correctly.

Still think the Turtle is one of the New Kids, probably Jordan.

I was surprised that the llama turned out to be Drew Carey! He was really not too bad! Certainly didn't deserve to go home, with the much weaker link of White Tiger still hanging in there.
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I wonder if the early boots are somewhat fixed. They don't talk about prize money (only a trophy) and some of the contestants might only be able to commit to a couple of appearances.

I got Drew Carey from the "Seattle" and "Sound" clue package.

Could the Kangaroo be Sia aka Cousin ITT? A lot of the clues referenced Survivor and she has tangentially been involved with Survivor with her "fan favorite" prize money donation. If it weren't for Survivor I would never know who she is, so I don't know her singing voice.
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Old 02-13-2020, 08:36 AM
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Okay, so my guess for the White Tiger is: a very tall deaf person. Seriously, that was bad.








But he beat
SPOILER:
Chaka Khan!

Dr. Ken is still the best thing about the show.
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I wonder if the early boots are somewhat fixed. They don't talk about prize money (only a trophy) and some of the contestants might only be able to commit to a couple of appearances.

I got Drew Carey from the "Seattle" and "Sound" clue package.

Could the Kangaroo be Sia aka Cousin ITT? A lot of the clues referenced Survivor and she has tangentially been involved with Survivor with her "fan favorite" prize money donation. If it weren't for Survivor I would never know who she is, so I don't know her singing voice.
I was thinking Sia also, mostly because of her being Australian. I don't know enough about her to glean anything from the clues but I do love me some 'roos and Sia, so here's hoping. . .
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White Tiger is very terrible, and yet Chaka Khan had a pretty weak performance this week, comparatively.

White Tiger did manage to engage with the audience, and was the last to perform, which I suspect saved him.

I still can't make a credible guess on him. Very low voice, maybe an athlete? Gronk or John Cena is about the best I can do.

For one hot minute I was wondering if Kangaroo might be Paris Jackson. The voice doesn't sound Australian to me. Though Paris Jackson has no children, and I believe one clue revealed that Kangaroo is a mom.
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White Tiger is very terrible, and yet Chaka Khan had a pretty weak performance this week, comparatively.

White Tiger did manage to engage with the audience, and was the last to perform, which I suspect saved him.

I still can't make a credible guess on him. Very low voice, maybe an athlete? Gronk or John Cena is about the best I can do.

For one hot minute I was wondering if Kangaroo might be Paris Jackson. The voice doesn't sound Australian to me. Though Paris Jackson has no children, and I believe one clue revealed that Kangaroo is a mom.
Itís Gronk.

But even if itís not Gronk no way itís Cena. Cena is 6 feet, maybe 6í1Ē Gronk is 6í6Ē. The tiger is very tall.
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I don't know how White Tiger is still hanging in there. Just so so bad. But yeah, I think Gronk too.
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As I said earlier, I wouldn't be surprised if the early voting is somewhat rigged. From what I understand, there is a lot of work with these celebs getting into their costume, and they all look very stressed when they take of the masks.

If the voting is legit, the audience and judges vote their favorite which is different than voting for least favorite. If people were voting for their least favorite, White Tiger would almost certainly be gone.
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It does seem like they engage in some camera trickery when it's time to unmask a celebrity.
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Old 02-20-2020, 12:16 AM
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Heh, I had no idea who the Elephant was. The bicycle clue threw me way off, and I was busy thinking of cycling stars like Greg LeMond. Tony Hawk was a real surprise.

I was thinking Dionne Warwick for the Mouse.

Kitty might be a figure skater or a gymnast; I was thinking perhaps Tara Lipinski or Kerri Strug. Actually, Kerri Strug might be a better choice now that I think about it, with the "cats landing on their feet" thing. Also, I think I heard they were making a movie about her pretty soon, she might have ventured back into the spotlight on that account.
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I was thinking Dionne Warwick for the Mouse.
Me too, although she's 5' 7"...too tall?


Kitty - I heard Sheena Easton, but her movements were so youthful I have a hard time believing it could be her.


Taco - Tim Allen?


Banana - The clues also pushed me towards Darius Rucker, but that's what they're trying to do, isn't it? I wouldn't be able to tell from the voice.


My husband guessed Dave Chappelle for one of the singers (sorry I can't remember which at the moment), and I said, "No matter who it is, I'll be disappointed if you're not right. Dave would be so great on this show."
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I think the panel was pretty close last night, in that the Taco is Martin Short and the Kitty is Nicole Ritchie.

Alternate guess for the taco : Rick Moranis (he sung in Little Shop of Horrors)
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Apparently, there's going to be a Masked Singer Live Tour this June & July. Just one small detail; only one of the people in the costumes will be anyone that anybody has heard of, and, reportedly, it will be a "local" celebrity in each city - the "highlight" will be when the celebrity is revealed at the end of the show.

Somebody is under the impression that people will shell out decent amounts of money just to look at the costumes (well, and a couple of the celebrity singers, who will be the hosts of the show). It's not even clear if the people in the costumes will be the ones doing the singing; I suspect they have a group of dancers in the costumes, with the songs pre-recorded by actual singers.
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It does seem like they engage in some camera trickery when it's time to unmask a celebrity.
There must be. I've looked into getting tickets to be in the audience*, and they make you leave before the unmasking to avoid leaks.


*I haven't been able to go yet.
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