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Old 06-30-2017, 07:46 PM
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Meanwhile over here a March 2001 joiner has gone Full Trumptard.
That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page.
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Old 06-30-2017, 07:52 PM
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Thanks Helena - I plan on sticking around because you fine folks are so awesome and the level of intelligence displayed in the discussions here are unlike most other boards I have seen
But where did you go for five years?
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Old 06-30-2017, 07:58 PM
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That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page.
I believe he's talking about Enuma Elish, who jumped into the thread on page 145 and ramped up from there.

No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what's wrong in their life.
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Old 06-30-2017, 08:30 PM
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Ah. TYVM.
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Old 06-30-2017, 08:55 PM
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I believe he's talking about Enuma Elish, who jumped into the thread on page 145 and ramped up from there.

No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what's wrong in their life.
There was that use of a racial epithet, which drew a warning.
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Old 06-30-2017, 08:57 PM
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I get the sense he is going to have a very difficult time in college.
He says he graduated. He don't write like no damn college graduate.
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But where did you go for five years?
What matters is that he's out early on good behaviour.
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Old 07-01-2017, 12:27 PM
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In which ultimate11 goes full alt-right inflammatory retard.
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:13 PM
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This current thread

What happens to something built on top of ice?

brought Contemplation to my attention.

Contemplation joined in September 2014 and has only 68 posts, but some of them are doozies.


Is standing up to my parents a good idea?
Note that in this thread, Contemplation got advice and questions, but never returned to the thread.


How do YOU know that youíre not dead?
Contemplation returned to this thread numerous times but it wouldíve been better if he had not.


I took 3 Iron pills at once and Iím scared. What should I do?


The "standing up to my parents" thread made me feel sorry for the kid, but the "ice" post can be nothing but trolling.
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:22 PM
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What happens to something built on top of ice?

brought Contemplation to my attention. <snip>
That's quite a history. I wonder if he's a sock, rotating through other accounts here.
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:48 AM
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Contemplation joined in September 2014 and has only 68 posts, but some of them are doozies.
You find a strange object in your car, what do you do?
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Old 07-02-2017, 12:32 PM
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... a large and heavy duffel bag ... It is not moving, making sounds or anything like that.
No problem then. Contemplation needs to avoid these boring qualifications. A large and heavy duffel bag is only fun if it's moving and making sounds, especially if it gets out of the car, then a little leg reaches out and kicks him in the nuts while the bag shrieks like a steam whistle, and then it scuttles down the street on four little legs laughing hysterically to itself. Then I'd worry. If this always happens after taking those "iron pills" you like to pop, along with a strong sense that you can fly, I'd stop taking them. Contemplation: go back to taking the meds you were prescribed at the institute.
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Old 07-02-2017, 01:57 PM
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Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.
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He'll mutate and return. Like a virus.
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Old 07-02-2017, 02:17 PM
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And so many "dragon vs. whatever" fight hypotheticals still unwritten, and which shall now remain forever unasked!

Whoever did this, I owe you a round of drinks, a bottle of champagne, a bouquet of roses or a box of chocolates.

Virtually, of course. I can't afford to bribe the moderation staff IRL. But damn, you guys do good work!
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Old 07-02-2017, 02:20 PM
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Must have figured out which banned name he used to have.
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I got on the computer today and saw he was banned and I felt a little sad. I'm sure I'll get over it though. Where's the post that did him in?
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Old 07-02-2017, 04:43 PM
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I don't think it was any post in particular. I think the mods caught him socking.
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Old 07-02-2017, 04:48 PM
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Who shall take up the mantle of asking stupid questions about batteries and weird questions about dragons?
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Old 07-02-2017, 07:03 PM
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If it keeps him away, I'm sure we can come up with a schedule.
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Old 07-02-2017, 10:22 PM
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Odd request from an oddball:

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Hey y'all so I was wondering if anyone had information for supplements like Viagra, cialis, etc. I've already checked the wikipedia pages and relative googling but more information is welcome. Books, websites, etc Thank-you
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...1#post20320221

Further posts from the OP are even more trolly.
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:41 PM
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Ban Okrahoma. No one can be as stupid as that moron is pretending to be in this thread...http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=830107 ... That's mouth-breathing, bed-wetting, bottom-feeding over the top stupid he's demonstrating for us right there. So there it is, he's either too stupid to post here, or he's a troll. Ban his ass.
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Old 07-02-2017, 11:52 PM
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Wait, you can see through your pecker with Viagra? Fascinating
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Troll he may be but the motherfucker is funny! Or not funny in any conceivable way. It's one of the two. For sure.
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Old 07-03-2017, 04:38 AM
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That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page.
Oop. Must be because I've got my board setting to show 200 posts/page.

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I believe he's talking about Enuma Elish, who jumped into the thread on page 145 and ramped up from there.

No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what's wrong in their life.
That's the puppy. He went into incoherent frothing mode very quickly indeed.
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Old 07-03-2017, 07:07 AM
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I've heard that that is an actual side effect of Viagra, albeit a very rare one.
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There's a joke there about Viagra, anal sex and a certain Linda Ronstadt song but I can't, I really can't...
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Old 07-03-2017, 09:37 AM
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Has the dude returned?

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There's a joke there about Viagra, anal sex and a certain Linda Ronstadt song but I can't, I really can't...
Reminds me of the old joke from SNL: This episode brought you by Hershey Highway (flash up picture of candy bar with Hershey Highway logo]; turning America's tastes around.

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Old 07-03-2017, 10:28 AM
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Has the dude returned?
I think it's your basic spammer.
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Speaking of "Sooner," Okrahoma is pretty useless...
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At this point I feel anything short of Clothy levels is just sorta mission creep. I don't like Shodan very much, but he's not a troll, and does contribute something to the board's culture. Same with Okrahoma.
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The world is a toxic place these days. We would do well to assist one another in not allowing that toxicity to muddle our perceptions wrt the posts we encounter here.

And in keeping with that nostrum, I'd be grateful if someone could direct me to evidence that Okrahoma is not useless.
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Alas, I cannot.
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Perhaps Budget Player Cadet can, though. Out of respect for him, I can offer the benefit of the doubt, at least for a bit.
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Ban Okrahoma. No one can be as stupid as that moron is pretending to be in this thread...http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=830107 ... That's mouth-breathing, bed-wetting, bottom-feeding over the top stupid he's demonstrating for us right there. So there it is, he's either too stupid to post here, or he's a troll. Ban his ass.
You were saying, BPC?
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Old 07-03-2017, 11:24 AM
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Must have figured out which banned name he used to have.
My money is on this one:
How heavy is 35 kilograms? (I mean, basically: "I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?" is prime Dude material)
Also, the same OP also once asked: Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.

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Old 07-03-2017, 11:25 AM
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I think it's your basic spammer.
I reported it for spamming, and some gullible poster tried to change my intent to "forum change".
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Old 07-03-2017, 11:26 AM
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My money is on this one:
How heavy is 35 kilograms? (I mean, basically: "I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?" is prime Dude material)
Also, the same OP also once asked: Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.
Both are so obviously dude-ish that the dude wasn't even trying to disguise himself.
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My money is on this one:
How heavy is 35 kilograms? (I mean, basically: "I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?" is prime Dude material)
Also, the same OP also once asked: Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.
I remember that thread! Never noticed that the poster was eventually banned, though. Yeah, very doody.
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Okay, he had the trifecta: batteries, "who would win in a fight", and flashlights.
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A portable computer with a brick in it. Makes sense!
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I recently bought an RV. (1992) it hasn't been driven in three years (since 2014). It was AS IS WHERE IS with all the inventory in the tool boxes and cubbies. In the back "bedroom" on the bare wood floor are two ammunition boxes that are STUCK to the floor.

Its old and dirty in there and I am cleaning it out. So I cannot tell if the boxes are stuck to the floor with an outside spill of some sort or if whatever is inside the boxes has glued them down.

In my fantastic imagination it MUST (not really) be full of old AK 47 rounds that have sweated and glued the box down with nitro glycerin and I'm gonna blow up if I open the boxes.

Fight my ignorance!!!! Do I need to call the local bomb squad or can I spray down the box with vinegar and open them safely?

Yes it has been in extreme weather. Yes it has been vibrated harshly in the ride home from south Florida to Georgia. No I doubt that the ammo (if that is whats in there) has been cared for properly.

Any suggestions will be both appreciated and highly scrutinized before being taken seriously.
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Is it my imagination or has this guy troll suddenly become more active? He must be some crazy ass conservative pretending to be a "typical liberal".

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You know how when Death or Santa are killed, someone else has to take their place? Looks like Leo Bloom was drafted as the new dude_robert.
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:06 PM
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Except he posted the OP in 2010.
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You know how when Death or Santa are killed, someone else has to take their place? Looks like Leo Bloom was drafted as the new dude_robert.
That's a zombie xylephone from 2010. That predates dudeness.
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Um...the dude transcends space and time.

Yeah, that's what I meant.
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More important, how did the xylophone turn out, damnit!?
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You know how when Death or Santa are killed, someone else has to take their place? Looks like Leo Bloom was drafted as the new dude_robert.
Leo has his own special thread. And he provides plenty of current material for it.
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Is it my imagination or has this guy troll suddenly become more active? He must be some crazy ass conservative pretending to be a "typical liberal".
You are right. I think I noted him recently on this thread.
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Okay, he had the trifecta: batteries, "who would win in a fight", and flashlights.
Actually, look at Q2 in that same flashlight OP. "If you write fiction but it accidentally turns out to be true, can you get in trouble?". Dude had one similar to that also.

I guess the good news is that it means we'll see him again soon.
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Is it my imagination or has this guy troll suddenly become more active? He must be some crazy ass conservative pretending to be a "typical liberal".
I just came in here to comment on said personage. It is usually a dead giveaway when they use the name of a notable politician as their handle. He's been propping up straw men politicals like that for quite awhile now.
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I would consider using that name alone to be trollery, but I'm not in charge here.
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