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Old 10-07-2019, 09:11 PM
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Post a sentence with 2-5 blanks, formatted as 3 dashes, ---, or 3 underscores, ___. Next player fills in the blanks , then posts his own sentence. Use as many words as you like for each blank.

The problem with ___ is the way they ___.
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Old 10-08-2019, 09:10 AM
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The problem with old Barbra Streisand movies is The Way They Were.



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Old 10-08-2019, 09:14 AM
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Hello! My name is Seth Rogan! You killed my buzz! Prepare to endure my whining!

Me ______, you _____.

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Old 10-08-2019, 10:39 AM
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Me am goings to the stores, you wanting anythings?

Why did I even ___ this morning? Haven't even had my ___ and already it's ___.
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Old 10-08-2019, 11:53 AM
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Why did I even hurl this morning? Haven't even had my shot of whiskey and it's already 6 a.m.


Look, it's a genuine _____! Wait until I tell _____. There may even be a ____ in it for me!
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Old 10-08-2019, 12:51 PM
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Look, it's a genuine Hiroshige! Wait until I tell the museum. There may even be a subfootnote on a plaque in it for me!


I say, I say, why did the _____ cross the ______?
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Old 10-08-2019, 03:30 PM
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I say, I say, why did the rooster cross the chicken?

That's a question only a ___ ___ can answer.
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Old 10-08-2019, 10:47 PM
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That's a question only a poultry psychologist can answer.

If it hadn't been for ___, I never could have ___.
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Old 10-09-2019, 05:31 AM
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If it hadn't been for Danskins dance slippers, I never could have danced all night, danced all night, and still have begged for more.


And now the purple dusk of _____ steals upon the meadows of my _____
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Old 10-11-2019, 09:55 PM
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And now the purple dusk of lassitude steals upon the meadows of my ambition gone to seed.

The most ___ thing about what ___ said was ___.
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Old 10-12-2019, 01:10 AM
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The most stupid thing about what Trump said was everything.

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Old 10-12-2019, 08:08 PM
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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a sequel out of my VCR.

The bloody ___________ broke down on the way to ____________.
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Old 10-12-2019, 08:44 PM
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The bloody hearse broke down on the way to the master's crypt.

Even a man who is pure of ____ and says his prayers by night can become a ____ when the _____ blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
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Even a man who is pure of blood and says his prayers by night can become a lycanthrope when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

You might call me ___ but at least I never ___ ... at least, ___.
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:58 AM
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You might call me Al, but at least I never split from Art Garfunkel ... at least, not in this lifetime.

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These are the times that try men's patience, particularly given the current occupants at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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If I give you a second chance you must promise me that you will never need a third.

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When I awoke, I was surprised to find that it was so cold outside despite global warming.

Yesterday I ate some ________ together with some ______ and they were ___________.

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Yesterday I ate some habañero salsa together with some tortilla chips and they were scrump-dilly-ishus!

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