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There's some lovely filth down here!
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It's that nice Mr. McGoering. He says he's found a place where you can rent bombers by the hour.
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It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
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Old 09-02-2011, 03:35 PM
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She turned me into a newt!
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he got better.
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They're all there, Eddie - now we've got to get them in the proper order.

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Old 09-02-2011, 08:15 PM
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Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.
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Old 09-03-2011, 12:02 AM
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Old 09-03-2011, 01:56 AM
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:47 PM
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"Dinsdale?"
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And now it's time for the frog hedgehog rabbit penguin on top of your television set to explode!
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I didn't really call you Eddie baby, did I sweetie?
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Old 09-05-2011, 11:45 AM
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Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
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Old 09-05-2011, 12:26 PM
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Blimey! The real quote is,

"Hallo! Uh, can we have your liver?"

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Old 09-05-2011, 11:49 PM
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The editors would like to hear women with large, floppy breasts.

Or just anyone who likes editors.

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Old 09-06-2011, 10:26 AM
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Old 09-06-2011, 11:09 AM
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Old 09-06-2011, 11:33 AM
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Wainscotting... wainscotting.
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Old 09-06-2011, 11:35 AM
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Wainscotting... wainscotting.
Has a nice, woody sound to it.
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Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
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This is suposed to be a happy occaision. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
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Old 09-06-2011, 12:46 PM
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Can I have 50 to mend the shed?
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I couldn't eat another thing; I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off!
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But eets waffer thin!
The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:08 AM
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:27 AM
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