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... there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
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Old 08-15-2019, 06:34 AM
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Old 08-16-2019, 09:48 AM
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Mushu: [to Mulan's horse] And what are you, a sheep?
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Old 08-23-2019, 05:24 PM
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Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:39 PM
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Old 08-23-2019, 06:53 PM
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Old 08-24-2019, 10:00 AM
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When you’re the best of friends having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.
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Old 08-24-2019, 08:14 PM
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I'm Chip. I'm Dale. We're just a couple of crazy rascals out to have some fun.
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So what's the sitch?
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Old 08-25-2019, 05:38 PM
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Grand Councilwoman: [the Grand Councilwoman is yelling at Jumba] YOU! You're the cause of all this! If it hadn't been for your Experiment 626, none of this...

Stitch: [interrupting] Stitch!

Grand Councilwoman: What?

Stitch: My name, Stitch.
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Old 08-26-2019, 07:49 AM
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Old 08-27-2019, 09:48 AM
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Old 08-27-2019, 10:39 AM
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Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs?
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Old 08-27-2019, 11:50 AM
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...
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Old 08-28-2019, 02:01 PM
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If Donald could keep this bucket afloat, how hard could it be?
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Old 08-28-2019, 02:38 PM
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I said help me! And wrecking my boat? Not *helping*!
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Old 08-29-2019, 01:10 AM
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Old 08-29-2019, 05:51 AM
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Old 08-29-2019, 06:48 PM
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Old 08-31-2019, 04:09 PM
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Old 09-01-2019, 02:03 PM
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" How did you know that shooting at Merlin's hat would reverse all of dad's wishes?"
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Old 09-02-2019, 03:06 PM
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Old 09-02-2019, 03:34 PM
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Old 09-02-2019, 06:14 PM
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Young man, I'm Dr. Ludwig Von Drake. Kindly take me to Mr. Walt DIsney.
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Old 09-03-2019, 03:53 PM
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Old 09-03-2019, 05:10 PM
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Old 09-04-2019, 09:03 AM
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Old 09-04-2019, 09:58 AM
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Oh, buck up, son. It could be worse. Be cheerful... like me!
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Old 09-05-2019, 03:20 PM
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Old 09-05-2019, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-06-2019, 04:12 PM
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MUSTARD?! Don't let's be silly. Lemon, that's more like it.

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I'm afraid, so afraid: pink elephants on parade!
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Old 09-09-2019, 01:19 PM
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