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I take back my commendation. You clearly do not know how to close threads.

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*SOB* *sniffle* I don't know how to leave the thread! MOMMY!
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Take a left where the tree stump used to bee then four more lefts and your right back in time for the next time.
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I think that is grammatically flawed. Did you mean "where the tree stump is used by bees"?
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I think that is grammatically flawed. Did you mean "where the tree stump is used by bees"?
Bee careful, e's a sharp one don't cha know.
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Long live Beckdawrek! Queen of the Closed Thread. May her last post never be answered. So it was, so it is, so shall it ever be!
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Take a left where the tree stump used to bee then four more lefts and your right back in time for the next time.
How does a tree stump bee?
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Old 10-05-2018, 11:23 AM
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I'm stumped.
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How does a tree stump bee?
It cuts the bee's knees off.
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Old 10-05-2018, 06:47 PM
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"This stump has some sort of sap all over it," Tom ejaculated.
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:40 PM
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How does a tree stump bee?
It could have bees, it could bee, it could bee left, it could have used to bee. I feel iike I'm missing something...., or maybe adding it idk.....


Eta: mmmmmm honey!

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What is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Is it a freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half-a-bee.
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Old 10-06-2018, 01:52 AM
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Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.
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Old 10-06-2018, 06:28 AM
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Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.
I'm waiting...


Hey, why does the site look all wonky this morning? It seems like the fonts are Kooky or something.

Jeez, I hate change.
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Hey, why does the site look all wonky this morning? It seems like the fonts are Kooky or something.

Jeez, I hate change.
I think your eyes are kooky. What did you do last night? Of course, you are not obligated to tell me. Just asking.
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I'm waiting...
Birds do it, bees do it, even edumacated fleas do it, what more do you need to know?

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How does it look today?
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^ By the time he gets around to telling you about today, it'll be tomorrow and today will be yesterday and all our troubles will seem so far away.
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Old 10-07-2018, 10:53 PM
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Old 10-07-2018, 11:27 PM
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Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace to the last syllable of this thread
And all our previous posts have
Driven readers the batshit way to nuts
Out, out, brief chatter
You're but a poor player that rants and frets its hour upon the SDMB
‘‘Tis a ramble, fueled by idiocy, full of words and non sequiturs
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Shakespeare would be tickled by that, I think.
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Oh please, little thread! Please don't die!

Pleeeeze!
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They say the heart of this thread is still beatin'
and from what I've seen, I believe 'em.
The old boy may be barely breathin',
but the heart of his thread, the heart of this thread is still beatin'.

Apologies to Huey. News at 10.

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Old 10-08-2018, 03:40 PM
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Old 10-08-2018, 08:17 PM
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....and I shall rise against it.
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Old 10-08-2018, 08:36 PM
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If it last for 4 more hours, shall we call a doctor?
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Just don't call them by their name.

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Doctor please, some more of these
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You rang?
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:25 AM
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Doctor J, it hurts when I do this.
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Doctor J, it hurts when I do this.
Well, don’t do that!
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Somebody told me that Doctor Jackson's in-thread medical advice is worth just what you pay for it.
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Doctor J, it hurts when I do this.
Wrong guy. Doctor J played small-forward with the Squires, Nets and 76ers in the '70s and '80s.
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