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Old 10-26-2018, 07:41 AM
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I wish Stuck Up Man
Would sup on cups of bad clams,
Upchuck much, and scram.
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Old 10-26-2018, 03:12 PM
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Would sup on bad clams
My good luck I keep kosher
No shellfish, no hams.
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Old 10-27-2018, 10:28 AM
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I don't keep kosher
Shrimps with bacon fill my gut
Now I have closure
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:13 PM
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Shrimps filled with bacon,
Double cheeseburger and fries
My gut is aching.
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Old 10-27-2018, 04:26 PM
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Cheeseburger and fries
For me. For my frog: Crickets,
Gnats, skeeters and flies.
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Old 10-28-2018, 12:20 PM
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For me, for my frog,
Jim Henson is our hero
Up and down the log.
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Old 10-31-2018, 11:59 PM
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Tom Benson hero
To New Orleans Saints fans over
All of the delta.
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Old 11-01-2018, 11:25 PM
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New Orleans Saints fans
Remember Chuck Muncie: Good
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Old 11-03-2018, 02:19 PM
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Remember Chuck Good?
Piano playing brother
Of Johnny B. Good.
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Old 11-03-2018, 11:33 PM
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Piano playing
By Liberace makes me
Itchy and scratchy.
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Old 11-04-2018, 08:27 PM
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Liberace makes
Me wonder if one can't have
Them and eat them (cakes).
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Old 11-04-2018, 11:06 PM
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If one can’t have me
I will be ok with two.
I am generous.
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Old 11-05-2018, 07:50 AM
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Two will be OK,
But remember to follow
These rules, all the way:

1. Derive your first line from the previous haiku's second line; and
2. Make your new haiku rhyme its first and third line.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:10 AM
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All the rules in syllables
And rhyme. Don't fall low.
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Old 11-05-2018, 08:12 AM
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Remember ('member)
Gunpowder Treason and Plot:
Fifth of November!

ack! Ninja'd!

Oh, well,

All syllable rules
That's the five and seven, folks,
And rhyme like All Fools.

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Old 11-05-2018, 08:57 AM
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the five and seven
packs of beer are now at the
Seven Eleven
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:42 AM
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Packs of beer are now
Not sold to minors? Well, d'oh
Man, don't have a cow.
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Old 11-06-2018, 08:59 AM
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Not sold to minors?
Kids can't have canaries 'cuz
They're sold to miners
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Old 11-07-2018, 07:49 AM
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Kids have canaries
Carrie carries caries and
Bogs grow cranberries
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Carrie carries and
When she trips on the seashells
She lands on the sand.
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Old 11-07-2018, 11:25 PM
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When seashells take trips
They glide on the side of ships
Then let go, equipped.
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Old 11-08-2018, 09:23 AM
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They glide on the side
Going out with evening tide
In the ride they hide
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Old 11-08-2018, 10:26 AM
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Going out with tide
Let the seagulls be your guide
A seaside joy ride
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Old 11-09-2018, 08:27 AM
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Seagulls be your guide?
Didn't Jonathan Livingston
Seagull end up fried?
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Old 11-10-2018, 07:27 PM
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Doctor Livingston
Presumed I knew him. He was
Wrong and I was stunned.
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Old 11-12-2018, 09:00 AM
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Presumed I knew him
I told him I did not, and
My name was not Jim.
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:36 PM
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Did not I and him
Do what they say don't when we
Messed around with Jim?
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Old 11-12-2018, 04:06 PM
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Don't they say what we
Feel when they cry to the sky:
"We miss you, Stan Lee!"?
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"We miss you, Stan Lee!"
Comic books. Marvel. You see,
he created me!
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Old 11-13-2018, 08:25 AM
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Comic books. Marvel
Stan Lee will live forever.
His life was art full.
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Old 11-13-2018, 08:57 AM
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Stan Lee forever
Made Thor, X-Men, Black Panther
Artful endeavor
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Old 11-13-2018, 09:02 AM
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X-Men, Black Panther
I phoned them several times
But they didn't answer.
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Old 11-14-2018, 07:36 AM
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Several times I
Peered but was blinded by the
Tears in my mind's eye.
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Blinded by the tears?
I've had the Springsteen lyric
Wrong for all these years?
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Old 11-14-2018, 11:28 PM
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The Springsteen lyric:
"...save all your clowns." Billy's words:
"Alas, poor Yorick."
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Old 11-15-2018, 09:13 AM
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Words: "Save all your clowns."
Words that bring sheer terror to
Maine's fictional towns.
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Old 11-15-2018, 04:13 PM
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Words that bring sheer terror -
The apple harvest is in,
can't find the parer!
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Old 11-17-2018, 02:05 AM
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The apple harvest
Will have me sauced in also
Total embarrassed.
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Old 11-17-2018, 08:37 AM
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Also will have me
Downing nineteen Jello shots
Vodka strawberry.
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Old 11-17-2018, 08:04 PM
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Nineteen Jello shots
Later, I grip the white wheel
And say "Hello, Pots".
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I grip the white wheel
Getting electrocuted
I think "What's that deal?"
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Old 11-19-2018, 09:54 AM
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electrocuted
When you grab that fence and you're
Not rubber booted
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Old 11-19-2018, 09:56 AM
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When you grab that fence
Remind him that he owes me
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Old 11-20-2018, 11:20 PM
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Remind him that owes
Money, money is nothing
Compared to snapped toes.
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Money is nothing
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Old 11-21-2018, 08:23 AM
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You don't have any
Sweet, tasty penny candy
Costs but a penny
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Old 11-21-2018, 09:58 AM
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Sweet penny candy
To quote Dorothy Parker:
Candy is Dandy..

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Old 11-22-2018, 11:05 AM
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Dorothy Parker,
When Coolidge died: "How could they
Tell?" What a larker!!
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Old 11-24-2018, 02:29 AM
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“How could they?” Coolidge
Asked, “know I prefer fox-trot
Over the Charleston.”
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I prefer fox trot
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Old dances are hot.
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