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Old 06-24-2014, 03:51 PM
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Old 06-24-2014, 04:08 PM
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Some way to end a war, huh, kid? Nobody wins, nobody loses.
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Old 06-24-2014, 04:37 PM
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The 1143-year-long war hand begun on false pretenses and only because the two races were unable to communicate.

Once they could talk, the first question was 'Why did you start this thing?' and the answer was 'Me?'
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Old 06-24-2014, 05:35 PM
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No no, this is the appropriate music for that quote.

(Fans of Fallout 3, at least, should get it...)
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Oh, yeah, "ooh, aah", that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and screaming.
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It happened so quickly, so unexpectedly, that Little Jon's cry was almost instantly cut short as the blackness closed over him.
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I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you. Oh Bud you're not alone...
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They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake. Transporting me with civilians. Sounded like 40, 40-plus. Heard an Arab voice. Some hoodoo holy man, probably on his way to New Mecca. But what route? What route? I smelt a woman. Sweat, boots, tool belt, leather. Prospector type. Free settlers. And they only take the back roads. And here's my real problem. Mr. Johns... the blue-eyed devil. Planning on taking me back to slam... only this time he picked a ghost lane. A long time between stops. A long time for something to go wrong...
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Old 06-25-2014, 02:18 PM
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Shell-people did not, strictly speaking, breathe.
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Old 06-26-2014, 07:48 AM
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They were still in vacuum...thicker vacuum that was heating up. If there wasn't enough air to give bite to the control surfaces, a pilot must call it vacuum.
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Captain, you are an excellent starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave much to be desired.
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Old 06-26-2014, 09:56 PM
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Old 06-26-2014, 10:40 PM
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Did you feed them after midnight?
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Old 06-26-2014, 11:19 PM
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Lawri spoke of a citizen's last duty, to feed the tree.
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Old 06-27-2014, 08:51 AM
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But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
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"Would Barrayar even accept a clone as your heir?" he asked doubtfully.

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