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Finish my sentence, and start a new one!


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Old 06-30-2018, 11:51 PM
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Most of my encounters with the police have ended up on You Tube.

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When I get really mad I curse.


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When I get really mad I curse.


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When I walk my dogs we both use the same hydrant.

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I had to go to the pharmacy and pick up my date.

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^^^^^are genetic.


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Old 07-01-2018, 03:42 PM
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^^^^^I quit my job to write the great American novel.


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Old 07-02-2018, 09:13 AM
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Starfleet Academy, but I've found it hasn't really helped me find a good job dirtside.

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I wouldn’t hammer in the morning, that’s just rude.

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_____was over 10 years ago.

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... in jail for lewd acts.

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Old 07-02-2018, 09:38 PM
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, it is generally advisable not to brag about the many profitable years you spent as a police informant.

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...I wound up in jail for lewd acts.

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...where they should be, which is more than I can say for yours!

The heat wave here is breaking, and ____
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...my numerous arrests for lewd acts.

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