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Do I have to smack you again, Beavis?
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Old 09-19-2019, 02:55 AM
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Are Beavis and Butthead jokes still relevant?
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Does a joke have to be relevant?
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Old 09-19-2019, 06:34 PM
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Was the person asking if jokes are relevant, relevant?
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Old 09-19-2019, 07:20 PM
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Are you talking about me?
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Old 09-19-2019, 08:00 PM
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What do you think?
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Old 09-20-2019, 01:24 AM
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What should I think?
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Old 09-20-2019, 03:23 AM
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Donít you think you should think what you think?
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Old 09-20-2019, 12:37 PM
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How about I just sit in a chair and stare?
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Old 09-20-2019, 12:51 PM
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Isn't that the Ludovico technique?
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Old 09-20-2019, 12:54 PM
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Which Ludovico are you referring to?
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:02 PM
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Why should Alex be denied his Beethoven as part of the treatment?
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Old 09-20-2019, 06:36 PM
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Do you viddy horrorshow the ultraviolence, my droogies, does it give you a pain in the gulliver?
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Old 09-21-2019, 01:59 AM
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English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
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Old 09-22-2019, 12:01 AM
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Do you know this bible verse, Ezekiel 25:17?
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Old 09-22-2019, 12:22 AM
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Is that really how that verse goes?
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Old 09-22-2019, 09:58 AM
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Couldn't I care less about bible verses?
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Old 09-22-2019, 01:47 PM
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Does “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
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My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee”, ring any bells?
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Old 09-22-2019, 06:50 PM
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No, why, should it?
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Old 09-23-2019, 09:05 AM
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Should I hear any bells (other than my tinnitus)?
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Old 09-23-2019, 10:17 AM
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Where did the idea that tinnitus sounds like ringing bells even come from?
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Old 09-23-2019, 10:19 AM
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Ain't that the truth?
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Old 09-23-2019, 10:54 AM
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Haven’t people described tinnitus as whooshing, buzzing, ringing, all sorts of sounds?
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Old 09-23-2019, 12:28 PM
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Whatever you call it, isn't it annoying?
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Old 09-23-2019, 10:29 PM
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It is; aren’t you glad you don’t have it?
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Old 09-24-2019, 12:05 AM
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Who said I don't have it?
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Old 09-24-2019, 12:49 AM
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Do you have it?
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Old 09-24-2019, 01:02 AM
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What? Could you speak louder?
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Old 09-24-2019, 01:53 AM
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I asked, "DO YOU HAVE IT?"

Was that loud enough?
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Old 09-24-2019, 08:52 AM
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What makes you think we can 'hear' over the internet?
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:35 AM
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What a silly question. What's next, saying we can't smell over the Internet?
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:55 AM
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You mean you can't?
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:04 PM
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Aren’t there plenty of things that smell, like fishy, over the Internet?
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Old 09-24-2019, 11:27 PM
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This thread, for instance?
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Old 09-25-2019, 12:39 AM
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Is it really true that you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish?
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Old 09-25-2019, 01:10 AM
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Isn’t it also true you can lead a horse to water but you can’t lead a whore t’ culture?
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Old 09-25-2019, 05:34 AM
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Isn't it, you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think? Who said that?
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Old 09-25-2019, 09:51 AM
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Wasn't it Dorothy Parker? She had a lot of great lines like that, don't you think?
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Old 09-25-2019, 10:06 AM
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Didn’t Jimmy Durante say “I got a million of ‘em”?
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Old 09-25-2019, 11:07 AM
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And didn't he also say, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are"?
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Old 09-25-2019, 11:26 AM
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Didn't Jimmy have the biggest in the business? Nose, you perverts, did your mind go somewhere else?
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Old 09-25-2019, 12:04 PM
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Do you remember him from the opening scene of It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, literally kicking the bucket?
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Old 09-25-2019, 04:50 PM
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Yes, who could forget "the big Dubya"?
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Old 09-25-2019, 05:55 PM
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Wait a minute, was that Bush?
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Old 09-25-2019, 06:29 PM
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Wasn't he just a Shrub?
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Old 09-25-2019, 07:07 PM
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If Bush was a shrub, and Trump is a nut, what will the next president be?
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Old 09-25-2019, 10:05 PM
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Aren't you skipping someone?
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Old 09-25-2019, 10:22 PM
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Compared to who came before and after, wasn't Obama a peach?
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Old 09-25-2019, 10:25 PM
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Are you saying he was from Georgia?
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Obama was from Hawa’ii, wouldn’t he be a pineapple?
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