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Wouldn't "Schrodinger" be an even better name for a beer? And why can't you express a little more certainty on this point?
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Old 11-13-2019, 05:12 PM
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Don’t you think a name that sounds like “iceberg”, would be better for a nice cold beer; aren’t you getting thirsty just thinking about it?
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Old 11-14-2019, 10:48 AM
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Are you all feeling rather parched right about now?

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Old 11-14-2019, 11:04 AM
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If I say no, isn't it likely that the reason I'm not is because I've already slaked my thirst with a superior beverage?
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:27 AM
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Is it too early in the day to have a cold beer?
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Old 11-14-2019, 12:52 PM
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Isn't it late afternoon....somewhere?
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Old 11-14-2019, 01:45 PM
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Isn't it always five o'clock somewhere?
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Old 11-14-2019, 02:57 PM
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There was a song about that, wasn't there?
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Old 11-14-2019, 07:56 PM
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Hasn't there been a song about just about anything?
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Old 11-15-2019, 09:59 AM
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Does anyone know if there is a song about the fact that there's already a song about just about anything?
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Old 11-15-2019, 10:34 AM
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If there is, didn't Weird Al do it?
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Old 11-15-2019, 01:01 PM
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If Weird Al did it, was it a polka?
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Old 11-15-2019, 04:22 PM
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Isn't just about every song better with an accordion?
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Old 11-15-2019, 05:21 PM
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Am I the only person who has an entire CD by the Hohner Accordion Symphony Orchestra?
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Old 11-15-2019, 05:46 PM
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Am I the only one who owns a kazoo orchestra version of “Whole Lotta Love” and “Theme from 2001”?
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Old 11-15-2019, 10:27 PM
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Old 11-15-2019, 10:53 PM
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Is there such a thing as a kazoo orchestra?
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Old 11-16-2019, 12:15 AM
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Old 11-16-2019, 12:16 AM
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Not a Dr Demento fan, are you?
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Old 11-16-2019, 01:04 AM
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Is he still broadcasting?
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Old 11-16-2019, 01:07 AM
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Didn't CBS buy him out?
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Old 11-16-2019, 04:17 AM
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Doesn't Disney already own that?
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Old 11-16-2019, 10:30 AM
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Doesn’t Disney own almost everything?
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Old 11-17-2019, 03:04 PM
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Present company excepted, you mean, right?
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Old 11-17-2019, 03:18 PM
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Doesn't everyone have a price?
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Old 11-17-2019, 04:12 PM
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Wasn't there a pro wrestler who used to say that?
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Old 11-17-2019, 04:55 PM
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Are there still people who believe pro wrestling is real?
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Old 11-17-2019, 10:10 PM
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Hulk Hogan once decked John Stossel for saying wrestling is fake; would Hogan still deck one of us for saying that?
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Old 11-17-2019, 10:50 PM
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Wasn't it another asshole who did that? Third rate shithead David Schultz?
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Old 11-17-2019, 11:58 PM
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Yeah wow, would you believe Iím at least relieved that I got Stossel right and didnít think it was Geraldo Rivera?
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Old 11-18-2019, 01:05 AM
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Did Rivera ever hit anybody? Wasn't he always on the receiving end (as in, thrown chairs that broke his nose)?
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Old 11-18-2019, 01:22 AM
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Meh, does anybody even care about him these days?
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Old 11-18-2019, 06:42 AM
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Is it true that his real name is Gerry Rivers?
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:25 PM
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Is it true his real profession is male stripper?

What, did I say he was good at it?
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:01 PM
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What did he really do before his TV career?
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:03 PM
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Something to do with Orson Bean's real estate holdings in Paraguay, wasn't it?

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Old 11-18-2019, 02:34 PM
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Didn't he own a quokka farm in Western Australia?
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Old 11-18-2019, 03:12 PM
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Is there a reason you feel compelled to encourage certain threads to spill over into other threads?
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Old 11-18-2019, 03:32 PM
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Is anything wrong with that?
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Old 11-18-2019, 04:09 PM
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What threads are we talking about here?
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Old 11-18-2019, 07:00 PM
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Isn't this whole section of the forums one giant spillover?
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Old 11-18-2019, 10:15 PM
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Can anyone deny that?
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Old 11-18-2019, 10:17 PM
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Is he a jolly good fellow, that nobody can deny?
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Old 11-19-2019, 02:17 PM
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Would you prefer I say "huzzah" or "hooray" right now?
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Old 11-19-2019, 02:22 PM
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Why not say both?
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Old 11-19-2019, 02:41 PM
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Has anyone ever said "Huzzah hooray"?
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Old 11-19-2019, 04:49 PM
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Alice Cooper on an off day?
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Old 11-19-2019, 05:09 PM
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Vincent Furnier maybe, but his alter ego? Even on an off day?
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Old 11-19-2019, 07:17 PM
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Why would Alice Cooper/Vincent Furnier say "Huzzah hooray" anyway?
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Old 11-19-2019, 11:11 PM
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Slipping on the title, "Hello Hurray"?
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