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Poor boy, rich girl... A wild pony means freedom to both but can belong to only one.
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One song, I have but one song,
One song, only for you!
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:19 AM
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Old 02-02-2018, 11:02 AM
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He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?
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Old 02-03-2018, 11:39 AM
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"The hair was the money."

"Then dress it up, and make it sing your lousy songs."
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Old 02-04-2018, 04:03 PM
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Ho hum, the tune is dumb
The words don't mean a thing
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?
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Old 02-04-2018, 04:18 PM
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Maybe he's looking at your dumb hat.
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Will... nice hat.
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Old 02-05-2018, 10:39 AM
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Pack up your globe,
Your hat and your robe,
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Old 02-05-2018, 03:30 PM
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Oh, I just... wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs.
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:02 PM
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What could be more natural than throwing a ball?
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Old 02-06-2018, 05:17 PM
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There is no joy in Mudville.
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Old 02-07-2018, 11:01 AM
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Brimstone and damnation on top of ham and eggs.
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Old 02-07-2018, 05:23 PM
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Edgar Bergen: Well, she used to be a good milker, but now...

Charlie McCarthy: She's an udder failure.
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Old 02-08-2018, 02:46 PM
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"It's my fault too."

"I'm part to blame."

"There's only one bad egg here and that's me."
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Old 02-08-2018, 06:58 PM
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Now, remember, Pinocchio: be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide.
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Old 02-09-2018, 02:10 PM
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Old 02-10-2018, 11:38 AM
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Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in their enchanted place on top of the forest, a little bear will always be waiting.
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Old 02-10-2018, 12:09 PM
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It's not my fault. I didn't ask her to change you into a bear! I just wanted her to change... YOU!
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Old 02-11-2018, 01:58 PM
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Change into something else, Merlin!
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Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
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Old 02-12-2018, 09:34 AM
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"Their heroic landing of the Spaceplane may seem like a small step for man..."

"But a giant leap for a chipmunk!"
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:33 AM
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Squirrel!
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:20 AM
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All you do is sit in your tree and sulk.
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:35 AM
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Enough with the lights, Rapunzel! YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:34 AM
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I can't just sit here and, and do nothing!
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:55 AM
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Hey, let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest".
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Old 02-15-2018, 09:06 AM
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You're a winner!
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Old 02-15-2018, 09:25 AM
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Old 02-16-2018, 07:26 AM
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"There is nothing that you can say that's gonna get to me."

"Umm hmm, my shoes are better than yours."

"That's a lie!"
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Old 02-16-2018, 10:14 AM
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You'll try this on every maid in my kingdom. And, if the shoe fits...
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Old 02-17-2018, 11:27 AM
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I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna build fast shoes, so we can run like a cheetah!
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Old 02-17-2018, 10:18 PM
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Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
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Old 02-18-2018, 03:00 PM
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That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It's mocking me! I'm telling you! That car is alive! Look! It's doing it again!
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Old 02-19-2018, 09:32 AM
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Corners beautifully, doesn't it?
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Old 02-19-2018, 04:49 PM
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"What on Earth was that?"

"Looked like a hot rod hurricane!"
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Old 02-19-2018, 09:20 PM
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I'm a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter, ride harder and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and I wrestle...
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:01 AM
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You're face to face with greatness and it's strange.
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:31 AM
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I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder 'n lightnin' country! I'm a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!
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Old 02-21-2018, 08:27 AM
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No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
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Old 02-21-2018, 09:26 AM
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And when somebody makes him mad
Quack! Quack! Quack! how he does squawk
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Old 02-22-2018, 08:37 AM
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We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It's a good one!
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Old 02-22-2018, 09:03 AM
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Old 02-23-2018, 09:16 AM
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I have no idea what that word means, but if it means [blows a raspberry and gives a thumbs down gesture] then I concur!
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Old 02-23-2018, 06:46 PM
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If you can't say something nice about a person, don't say anything at all.
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Old 02-24-2018, 05:07 PM
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They think a girl who gossips is a bore.
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Old 02-25-2018, 08:45 AM
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Now, Chip, I won't have you making up such stories.
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Old 02-25-2018, 12:04 PM
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Still, for the most fabulous character of all, I would nominate... a toad - J. Thaddeus Toad, Esq. Have you ever met him? You'll find his story in this delightful little book, "The Wind In the Willows".
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Oh, I just... wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs.
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Old 02-26-2018, 09:33 AM
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Bam! Because I'll be hosting my party that night.
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