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Old 07-18-2006, 12:20 PM
Lord Ashtar Lord Ashtar is offline
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Lessons I've learned from pop music

1.) If you refer to someone as "baby", inevitably there will come a time when they will drive you crazy. That's just par for the course.

2.) Love comes from one place and one place only - up above. If you think you've found love and it didn't come from up above, then you don't have the genuine article.

3.) If you really, honestly, truly don't care, the best way to show this is to throw your arms into the air and wave them around. Don't worry, everyone will know what you mean.

What else have you learned from pop music?
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