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Old 07-19-2006, 09:20 PM
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When playing in Texas, one must always include a fiddle player in the band.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:24 PM
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Wearing sunglasses at night is a-okay.
And let's not forget all the other fine fashion tips we have learned:

You can wear your wig hat and shades to match, high-heel shoes and an alligator hat. Wear your pearls and diamond rings... bracelets on your fingers, now, and everything. But if you wear a blue dress, you might be mistaken for a demonic entity.

Oh yeah...and diamonds on the soles of your shoes may be a bit much. People may say you're crazy.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:26 PM
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Everyday is actually just like Sunday.

Oh, and I can dance if I want to, I can leave my friends behind....
Guess it all depends on how you were brought up. You might not want to, if your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n roll.
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:50 PM
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Guess it all depends on how you were brought up. You might not want to, if your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n roll.
But Momma's got a squeezebox that she wears on her chest... we never get no rest, cause there playin' all night.

Daddy Never sleeps at night.
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:03 PM
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Guess it all depends on how you were brought up. You might not want to, if your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n roll.
Aw, they're all right. They just seem a little weird.
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Old 07-19-2006, 10:07 PM
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when expecting to meet a stranger for pina coladas, you will ultimately meet your spouse

many people are coming to America, and you can expect them today

if I am feeling incomplete, cold, dark, or a touch of athiesm, I need only look into your eyes

all songs of love and special things were written by one man

it is possible to make love out of nothing at all

if a car is parked out back and the door is open, do not assume the ride is free
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:12 PM
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An ideal way to waste the time in a day so dark, so warm, is dominoes.

SPOILER:
The tiger ate the elephant.
I know what you are. You're a gigolo aunt.
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Maybe Bono isn't finding what he's looking for because he's looking where there are no street names. Just some of his mysterious ways, I guess, like his running to stand still and his pride. Silly Bono.

(Love is also blindness.)
It's also a temple and a higher law.

Women never really faint, villains always blink their eyes, children are the only ones who blush and life is just to die.
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:34 PM
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Wearing sunglasses at night is a-okay.
I almost forgot...should these be rhinestone shades, or cheap sunglasses?
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:54 PM
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According to Phil and Don (and later Gram and Emmylou)
It will cause you a thermal injury like an operative kitchen appliance.
It's only a falsehood intended to give you an indigo hue.
It will also rip you and your significant other asunder.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:23 AM
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Each part of your body has an auditory sense, and I can express my lack of interest in you to all of them. But I can't tell your heart, your...ah, never mind

The devil is a man of culture and taste, and deserves our sympathy.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:31 AM
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TS Eliot was wrong. The earth died screaming.

My bone has a little machine. I'm the bone machine.

There are too many brothers dying and mothers crying.

Any girls will almost always be mentioned in the context of the world.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:57 AM
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Oh, and if you take a fish head to the movies, you won't have to pay to get it in!
Another date tip would be to not invite this fish head to have a capuchino with you at the Olive Garden if you are a woman of aisan descent. They WILL say no.
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:40 AM
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Great unanswered questions of pop music -

1. How do I get to San Jose?

2. If the Thunderbird makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman Chariot race, and a little Duece Coupe can walk said Thunderbird, and a Fuel Injected Stingray can smoke an XKE, who would win the race between the Duece Coupe and the Stingray?

3. What happened to papas old bag?


Other things I have learned:

Communists are ostracized in Denver.

Maggie is taking advantage of the Howard government's new industrial relations laws and making working conditions on her farm intolerable.

That that nice old man down the road isn't all he seems to be.

That compared to the alternatives, Staying Alive is highly desirable

That I should not come home with amourous intent if I have been imbiding.

That the sun is a form of poultry.

That doing it is deleterious to your health and it is in fact possible to do it with terminal consequences!

That apparently I am in some way indentured to either the Devil or God and have to serve them at some point.

that although Bruce Johnson of the Beach Boys claims to have written the songs of love and special things, bandmate Mike Love will proably sue him , claiming in fact he wrote half of them.

That as a citizen of the free world, it is my duty to keep on rockin'
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:17 AM
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It came as a surprise to me, as it no doubt did you, that extra-terrestrials refer to their space-faring voyages as "sailing away."
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:29 AM
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The money I earn won't buy my youth again

Took a long time to realize but damn if that's not true.
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Old 07-20-2006, 08:34 AM
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in spite of being a seemingly depressed Englishman, if you are a charming man with a charming voice, and your car has leather seats, simply open your car door and Steven Morrissey will eagerly join you in your car... in fact, he will long recall the event and even muse over dying by your side should you be hit by a ten-ton truck or a double decker bus...
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:03 AM
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Oh, and if you take a fish head to the movies, you won't have to pay to get it in!
Not only are fish heads roly-poly, but they are also yummy, so eat 'em up!
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:04 AM
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Great unanswered questions of pop music -

1. How do I get to San Jose?

2. If the Thunderbird makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman Chariot race, and a little Duece Coupe can walk said Thunderbird, and a Fuel Injected Stingray can smoke an XKE, who would win the race between the Duece Coupe and the Stingray?

3. What happened to papas old bag?
4. Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:56 AM
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They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore ;j
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:10 AM
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I learned that good looking men are dumb as a box of hammers.

and that if you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty women your wife.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:24 PM
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I learned that when suffering from gastric distress, one may find relief from drinking a mixture of calcium carbonate and coconut milk. It is crucial that this measure be followed within twenty-four hours by consultation with a healthcare professional.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:30 PM
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Unfortunately, I got stoned and I missed it.

But, I ain't seen nuthin yet.



Oh yeah, Hattie don't want no thank yous. So don't go looking for her any more.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:45 PM
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I know Jenny's number. She's evidently a popular girl.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:47 PM
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4. Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
If you shoot a gun per-pin-dic-u-lar to the name of your town in a desktop globe, the exit wound will be in a for-en-nay-shun.

(and there'll be a hole in your desk)
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:21 PM
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The people of the town can be quite rude and might call you unpleasant names such as gypsy, tramp and thief. But if your mother can dance, then they'll still visit and might even give you some money.
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:30 PM
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Eddie Rabbit will never let you forget that he's fond of rainy nights.

Love is a nose, but you'd better not pick it.

You got to wash that lonesome hallway, you got to wash it by yourself.

Tommy James's baby does the hanky-panky, and he can't stop telling you so.

If you want to learn how to play guitar, you must forget about all the macho tish.*

When you're at the blood bank, among the phlebotomists, you'll find yourself imagining Freddy Mercury singing about Flea Bottom Girls making the rockin' world go 'round.

The Cisco Kid was your friend.

The doorknob's advice, which you surely haven't forgotten, was, "Feed your head."

Ahab the Arab's camel's name is Clyde, and Ahab's girlfriend has an amusing bone in her nose.

There ain't nothin' in the world like a big-eyed girl to make me act so funny.

*A local radio station made Mellencamp's song playable by playing that word backwards.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:11 PM
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The doorknob's advice, which you surely haven't forgotten, was, "Feed your head."
Unless I'm being *whooshed* here, it was the Dormouse who told you to feed your head.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:17 PM
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If you load 16 tons, all you'll get is another day older and deeper in debt.

If you name your boy Sue, they'll grow up tougher than if you named them more conventional boy names.

Don't mess with the coward's girl... it may cause him to grow a set.
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:28 PM
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I understand about indecision, I don't care if I get behind,
People living in competition,
all I want is to have my peace of mind.


It doesn't matter what kind of car I drive,
I'm just glad to be here, I'm happy to be alive


But take the shine right off your shoes
Carrying, carrying the bedroom blues


Shake, some action's what I need,
so let me bust out at full speed,
and I'm sure that's all you'll need
to make it alright.
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:48 PM
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If I ever get elected President of the United States, the first time Congress calls on me to do anything, I will openly mock them. I will be able to get away with this for the following reasons: 1) I have the presidential seal, 2) I am up on the presidential podium, and most importantly 3) my momma loves me.
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Old 07-20-2006, 05:53 PM
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To be a sensation in the entertainment game it's wise to dress in a mohair suit and wear electric boots and to have band members named Candy and Ronnie and Bennie. (I read it in a magazine).
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Old 07-20-2006, 07:39 PM
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Due, perhaps, to an as yet unexplained attribute of gravity, carrying one's male siblings is easy.
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Old 07-21-2006, 06:50 AM
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Old 07-21-2006, 08:15 AM
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:56 AM
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Mick was right. I can't always get what I want. But I get what I need.
But only if you try you just might, and only some times.
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:02 AM
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We should break into the houses of wealthy, recognizable people who complain too much.

If a day is gorgeous, I must not allow it to escape.

If we don't enjoy our possessions, and our lives are in disorder, the solution is to lift up the underworld.

If you build a city below sea level, and it begins to sink into the ocean, at least one person will choose to sink with it. But until that happens, there will be a house in that city that wrecks the lives of many young males.

When high school bullies attack you and your significant other, it doesn't matter, because you love each other. This is doubly true if one of you looks like a member of the Crickets and the other starred in a 70's sitcom.

Even if I suffer from aquaphobia, the armed forces will accept me.

You may have a reputation for rejecting suitors as you feel the perfect man will arrive one day, but I feel that it's about time you stopped that and came driving in my car.

No matter what I seem to do, my responsibilities interfere with my summer plans. My elected representative won't even help me.

I'm sure the Buckeye State is beautiful, but winter sucks and besides, everybody in backwoods Texas wants to see you again.

The pelvis always tells the truth.
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There is a blue one that can't accept the green one.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:32 PM
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I've learned that the Official Song of this forum is something by The Zombies.
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Close. It's actually "Zombie", by The Cranberries.
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