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OVERCAME

Obviously, very extreme REACTIONS can arrest meaningful exchanges.
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Old 02-06-2019, 07:37 AM
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Reiki energy altogether contradicts the intuitions of NEUROLOGICAL surgeons.
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New England uses red, orange, lilac, olive, gold, indigo, crimson and LAVENDER.
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Larry abruptly veers ever near DANISH evergreen rows.
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Dan Andrew NEDALANDER is so handsome.
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:36 AM
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Not every DALMATIAN ate liver, and neither did every retriever.
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Don't announce lazy, mad, and TENACIOUS inmates at noontime.


























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Old 02-09-2019, 05:04 AM
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Tristfully, every nihilist asks, "Can I only understand SENSELESSNESS?"
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Old 02-09-2019, 08:25 AM
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SENSELESSNESS?

Slowly Ellen nudged Steve, ENVELOPING Leslie's elder sister Susan's never ending senseless sadness.
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Old 02-09-2019, 10:27 AM
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Edward's naive valet explained lengthily our PRECARIOUS international negotiations gambit.
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Old 02-09-2019, 12:06 PM
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PRECARIOUS

Pervasive Republican ethics can attract religious IDEOLOGUES or unsophisticated simpletons.
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Old 02-09-2019, 01:04 PM
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I dislike evil OUTCOMES, like original genres, unlike Edward Seuss.
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Old 02-09-2019, 02:45 PM
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Once unscrambled, Trump came out MUTTERING entire sentences.
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Most unusual Trump twitter: EXTREME rantings I'm now God.
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Old 02-09-2019, 04:29 PM
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EMTs X-rayed Trump, revealing extensive McDonalds ENTRAILS.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:29 AM
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Even noticing Trump's rants always induces liver SPASMS
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Old 02-14-2019, 07:23 AM
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SUPRESSED, Pence acts 'straight man' steadfastly.
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Old 02-17-2019, 08:22 PM
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Sadly, uptight Presbyterians rarely experience sexual satisfaction especially DEACONS.
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Donut eating accelerates charges on nasal SECRETIONS.
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Secret ECCLESIASTICAL canons, relating entirely to insurrection, only now surfaced.
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Every concerned citizen, law ENFORCER, school instructor, and student that's interested can attend lectures.
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"Entertainment, not fortitude!" orated recent congressionals, except RESISTORS.
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Redesign electrical system; it seems to operate rather SLUGGISHLY.
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Old 02-21-2019, 08:23 AM
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Smollett languished under great groaning; is SMOLLETT helping ladies yell?
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Old 02-21-2019, 09:38 AM
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Seems moron offered large lies expecting to TRIUMPH.
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Old 02-21-2019, 09:43 AM
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Trump's racial insensitivity uses many pure HATREDS.
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Heartily, all Trump Republicans enable Donny's SCAMS.
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Supreme Court adjudicates MARIJUANA's sweeeet!
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Making a rather INSIPID joint, Umlaut's always niggardly anyway.
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Old 02-22-2019, 08:10 AM
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I noticed Smollett is pretty INCREDIBLY dumb.
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Old 02-22-2019, 12:36 PM
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I never care - rarely ever do - I'm BUBBLY, like you!
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Bruce uses blue brew, looks YOUNG.
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Youthful offenders urgently need GUIDANCE.
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Old 02-24-2019, 11:43 AM
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Godzilla understood, incineration doesn't always NEUTRALIZE courageous enemies.
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Old 02-25-2019, 09:24 AM
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Now everyone uses tomato relish, ALLOCATING little in zestful enegy.
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:27 PM
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ALLOCATING

Al looked longingly over car and THOUGHT, 'It's nine grand.'
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Old 03-01-2019, 01:26 AM
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Tom Hanks once undressed Gene Hackman TENDERLY.
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:29 AM
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To eat new DONUTS earns really lively youth.
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Detective on nights usually takes SUGARCOATED.
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Old 03-02-2019, 10:19 AM
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Sometimes, unexpectedly, galas are RAUCOUS, continuing on after the evening dies.
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Randy Andy uses condoms or UNUSUAL slime.

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Umlaut never uses skins unless anus's LUBRICATED.
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Old 03-02-2019, 01:49 PM
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Loving unusual bright red in clothes accents Ted's eyes DELIBERATELY.
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Old 03-03-2019, 11:32 AM
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Don't ever look into BLOODSHOT eyes red as Ted's, earned late yesterday.
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Old 03-05-2019, 05:10 AM
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By lightly oiling old doors SQUEAKY hinges open tranquilly.
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Sweden's Queen URSULA enjoyed a kumquat yesterday.
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UVULAE really seem underrated, like algae.
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ULTRAMARINE violet, using light adds energy.
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Usually, lazy tailors ruin all MENDING and repairs investing no energy.
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My erection's now DRENCHED in nut gravy.
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