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No, only weekly, and more often as needed (such as with corn on the cob and beef jerky).

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Old 06-19-2018, 04:58 PM
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I'm a vegetarian who hates any spicy food. FALSE.

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Old 06-19-2018, 05:28 PM
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True. Went on them 30+ years ago. I cannot tolerate the taste of the sugary drinks now.

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Old 06-19-2018, 07:29 PM
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False

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Old 06-20-2018, 04:56 AM
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False. Not anymore, anyway. I owned one decades ago, crashed it, and have not been on one since.

TNP is not 100% sure what they are having for their next meal.
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Old 06-20-2018, 08:49 AM
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True, but is anyone?

TNP has seen in person either a fireman with a Dalmatian next to him, or, a policeman with a German Shepherd next to him.
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Old 06-20-2018, 08:54 AM
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True, I have seen a policeman with a German Shepherd.

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Old 06-20-2018, 08:57 AM
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True, for reading and computer work.

TNP is considering getting a hearing aid.
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Old 06-20-2018, 08:57 AM
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False. I hear better than most people. As I put it: If you want to talk in secret about me, make sure I am not in the building.

TNP is into a form of not-popular music.

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Old 06-20-2018, 12:22 PM
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Yes, I like bagpipe music now and then.

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Old 06-20-2018, 12:35 PM
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It's true. He only has the chanter at the moment but he practices like a demon and is getting quite good.


TNP has been in a traffic collision , as a driver.
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Old 06-20-2018, 03:15 PM
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True, two with the car totaled and walking away without a scratch (and both not my fault, I swear!)

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Old 06-20-2018, 06:47 PM
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False, never in my life
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Old 06-20-2018, 07:02 PM
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True, every chance I get.
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Old 06-20-2018, 07:07 PM
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False, it's me. I swear.

TNP likes to grill.
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Old 06-21-2018, 08:41 AM
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True, I probably average one outdoor meal a week over the year.

TNP often wears a hat(NOT a baseball-type cap).

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Old 06-21-2018, 08:49 AM
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I never go outside without a hat, but in the summer it is a cap (currently, a Red Sox one).

TNP does not follow any professional sports team.
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Old 06-21-2018, 10:05 AM
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True for the most part. I donít follow them regularly, but I do keep my eye on what the local teams are doing.

TNP has been an eyewitnesses to an accident.
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Old 06-21-2018, 10:38 AM
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True. I saw a farm truck pull out in front of a car on a busy highway, which caused a major crash. Fortunately the injuries were not serious.

TNP likes to fish.
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Old 06-21-2018, 10:50 AM
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True, I go fishing at least two days a week - with or without my kayak.

TNP does crossword puzzles regularly.
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Old 06-21-2018, 12:43 PM
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False, not since I was a teenager.


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Old 06-21-2018, 01:09 PM
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False, although I have climbed on one at a fire station. (My FIL was a volunteer firefighter.)

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False. Too busy and tired during the week.

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Old 06-21-2018, 02:49 PM
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Old 06-21-2018, 02:51 PM
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True. Tea and coffee, hot and iced, are my mainstays.

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Old 06-21-2018, 03:04 PM
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True, as a property owner I have no choice But I have donated books.

TNP puts cream and/or sugar in their coffee.
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Old 06-21-2018, 05:50 PM
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False. I like my coffee like I like my bowling balls - black and, uh, not sweet.

TNP has not flown a kite since childhood.
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Old 06-21-2018, 07:20 PM
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False, when my daughter was younger we did it a few times.

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Old 06-21-2018, 07:52 PM
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False. I used to collect hymnals, but I had to give that up in the last move.


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Old 06-21-2018, 08:14 PM
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True. Every day.

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Old 06-21-2018, 08:50 PM
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Nope, in the middle of a non-fiction work.

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Old 06-21-2018, 09:12 PM
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False. Commuting was smooth as silk today and everybody behaved.

TNP owns or has owned a clothing item with polka dots, or, checkered pattern, or, Bermuda shorts.
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Old 06-21-2018, 09:26 PM
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True, though I don't currently have anything with polka dots. Lots of checked shirts and Bermuda shorts. I take it these are not in 'style' now? That's OK, give it five or ten years and I'll be the height of fashion again

TNP still has a pair of bell-bottoms.
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Old 06-21-2018, 10:27 PM
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False.

TNP also has no Nehru shirts or jackets.
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Old 06-22-2018, 04:42 AM
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True. I've never even been to Nehru.

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Old 06-22-2018, 06:19 AM
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True.

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Old 06-22-2018, 02:53 PM
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True, Iíve come close a few times though.

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Old 06-22-2018, 05:25 PM
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True. Seeing Michael Carbonaro live.

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Old 06-22-2018, 05:31 PM
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False, but I just googled him. (so I have some idea now) Have fun

TNP has seen a whale in the wild.
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Old 06-22-2018, 06:18 PM
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It's true. I've seen greys, pilot whales, cuvier's beaked whales, and one humpback. still waiting on seeing a blue...


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Old 06-22-2018, 08:07 PM
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"decent" is a pretty low bar, but I still have to go with false.

TNP has wandered around in a cemetery reading random headstone engravings.
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Old 06-22-2018, 10:14 PM
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False, and btw, I saw one of your responses earlier, enjoy the Carbonaro show, Iíve never seen him live, but I enjoy his stuff.

Now, back to the game, TNP has a winter birthday.
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Old 06-23-2018, 12:33 AM
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I do, I do.

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Old 06-23-2018, 05:47 AM
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False.

TNP has never had a White Castle burger.
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Old 06-23-2018, 08:07 AM
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True, and from what I hear, I'm not missing anything.

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Old 06-23-2018, 10:06 PM
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False, I really donít .

TNP occasionally checks their horoscope.
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Old 06-23-2018, 10:33 PM
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True, but only very occasionally.

TNP watches the local news every day.
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Old 06-24-2018, 12:20 AM
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True, just about everyday.

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Old 06-24-2018, 07:05 AM
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False. Not a believer. At all.

TNP's fancies him or herself a pretty good omelette maker.
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Old 06-24-2018, 10:02 AM
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False, I wish I was, I love a good omelette.

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