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Old 02-13-2019, 12:23 AM
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It's too cold here to bump, so I'll just nudge.
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Keep moving and bumping or you'll freeze up solid.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:27 AM
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Wait until spring thaw--with all the frost heaves, the roads will definitely be bumpy.
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Stay tuned for future bumps as they happen

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Old 02-13-2019, 05:17 PM
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Somebody bump into EH, so he doesn't have to stand by any more.
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Old 02-13-2019, 05:37 PM
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I'll bump as I run by.
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Old 02-13-2019, 05:50 PM
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Ah, might as well bump
(Bump)
Might as well bump
Go ahead an' bump (bump)
Go ahead and bump
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Old 02-13-2019, 11:49 PM
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Hey, today is Wednesday--Bump Day!
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Old 02-13-2019, 11:54 PM
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I'll bump as I run by.
Hey, watch it!
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Old 02-14-2019, 12:44 AM
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EH, did Beck bump you?
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:56 AM
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I'm bumpy that way.
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:45 AM
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EH, did Beck bump you?
More of a jostle... but I suppose you could call it a bump.
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a bump is a bump is a bump
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Old 02-15-2019, 12:05 AM
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And here's another bump!
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Old 02-15-2019, 12:52 AM
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One more for the road. The bumpy road.
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Old 02-15-2019, 08:51 AM
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A bump is a bump
Oh, dump, oh, dump
And anyone can dump a bump, oh, dump.
There is a dump
And that's the bump
That will bump off Donald Trump.
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Old 02-16-2019, 05:40 PM
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Guess who I bumped into today?
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Old 02-17-2019, 04:46 PM
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Humpty-Bumpty?
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Old 02-17-2019, 06:12 PM
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Have we started again?

Shh, *ahem*, still no sign of land.

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Old 02-17-2019, 09:42 PM
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Shhh! Mums the word.




It's really 'bump'
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Old 02-17-2019, 10:10 PM
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No, mums are flowers. This is a bump.
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Old 02-18-2019, 08:54 PM
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I'm in a slump. I need a bump.
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Old 02-19-2019, 12:05 PM
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Shout hallelujah
Come on get bumpy
You better chase all your cares away
Shout hallelujah
Come on get bumpy
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Old 02-19-2019, 05:11 PM
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Ah, might as well bump (bump),
Might as well bump.
Go ahead an' bump (bump),
Go ahead and bump.
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:23 PM
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Bump, bump, bump to it
(Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...oh...)
Bump, bump, bump to it
(Ooh...hoo...hoo...ooh...hoo...ooh...hoo...shabba, dooda, la, dwee, da)
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:37 PM
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I think I bump you.
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Old 02-21-2019, 04:49 PM
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Good one, Beck! That was by the Bumptridge Family, wasn't it?
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Old 02-21-2019, 06:39 PM
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I woke up in bump this morning
I woke up in bump this morning

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Old 02-21-2019, 06:49 PM
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Morning has bumped me, like the first morning.
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Old 02-21-2019, 10:01 PM
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She bumps you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Old 02-23-2019, 12:15 AM
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Pick up my guitar and play,
Just like yesterday,
Then I'll get on my knees and pray,
We don't get bumped again!
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Old 02-24-2019, 11:50 AM
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bump everything up to Condition Red and stand by.
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Old 02-25-2019, 12:05 PM
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Do not turn that motherfucking bump on!
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Old 02-26-2019, 02:05 AM
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There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a bumpway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a bump she can get what she came for.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, and she's buying a bumpway to heaven.
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Old 02-26-2019, 09:29 AM
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I know that this bump
Is the work of a chump.
Does it clump
Or crump?
Will people dump,
Flump,
Or act like a frump,
A glump,
Or Forest Grump?
Or take a hump
Or a jump,
Or go klump,
Or be a krump,
Or a kump
Of a lump,
You can plump
Your pump,
Or on your rump
You can slump
On a tree stump,
And the pipe that's stump,
You can use to thump,
Donald John Trump
That stupid whump

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I finally got some sense knocked into me, and I've got the bump to prove it.
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Old 02-26-2019, 05:08 PM
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Just bumping to applaud Annie's excellent contribution. Nicely done, Annie!
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Old 02-26-2019, 05:17 PM
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I'm bumping here again.
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Old 02-27-2019, 08:12 PM
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Got some ice off the driveway today. The ice was making it bumpy.
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Huh?

*goes back to sleep*
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Old 02-27-2019, 09:14 PM
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^^^bumping in your sleep again?
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Old 02-27-2019, 10:39 PM
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I fell out of bed once, and bumped myself on the floor.
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Old 02-28-2019, 12:01 AM
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I just dream of bumping.
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Old 02-28-2019, 12:29 AM
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I like dreamin' cause dreamin' can make you mine.
I like bumpin', closing my eyes and feeling fine.
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Just bumping to applaud Annie's excellent contribution. Nicely done, Annie!
A "Thank You" bump.

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Old 02-28-2019, 04:57 PM
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#me too Bump.
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Old 02-28-2019, 05:53 PM
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A "You're Welcome" bump.
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Old 02-28-2019, 08:28 PM
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Bumping, you say?
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Old 03-01-2019, 12:19 AM
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Bumping, yes. Exactly.
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