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Old 05-22-2020, 06:50 PM
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Fuck you, asparagus boy!

At the grocery store today and some guy looking over the asparagus. I wanted some, so I wait...and wait...and go back to the bakery section and pick up some hamburger buns and go back to produce. He's still there, picking through all of the bundles of asparagus. Now, I'm not usually a confrontational guy, but what the everlasting fuck? You don't handle things and put them back in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

So I told him "Just grab one and move on, don't paw at all of them." He came back with "You don't even know how much alcohol and sanitizer is on my hands."

Right, that's the point, I don't know. Asshole.


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