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Old 05-23-2020, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Monty View Post
Did I get whooshed or did you misunderstand his posting. Bryan Ekers says his, Bryan Ekers's, girlfriend says he, Bryan Ekers, looks like Zeus and that he, Bryan Ekers, has only seen his, Bryan Ekers' girlfriend a few times in the last two months.
Eh, I was amused by the idea that Bryan Ekers had seen Zeus, but only a few times in the last two months. I don't think it counts as a whoosh if the joke is really weak.
Old 05-23-2020, 10:45 AM
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I keep reading the title as "Chipmunk rant." Yeah, Alvin pisses me off, too.
Old 05-23-2020, 11:06 AM
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Old 05-26-2020, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryan Ekers View Post
I'm letting my corona-beard and corona-hair go nuts until the crisis ends. My girlfriend says I look like Zeus. I've only seen her a few times in the last two months, though.
I have some serious 1970s "Anchorman" style hair going right now. I've started what I'm hoping will be a porn-stache to go with it, but right now, it's more cop mustache than Ron Burgundy.


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