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Old 01-19-2019, 09:49 AM
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Cry Me a River---of Chocolate

So what happens when a tanker truck carrying liquid chocolate overturns
Chocolate nightmare
Old 01-19-2019, 09:56 AM
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Aackkk! The loss. I'm depressed now.
Old 01-19-2019, 12:38 PM
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I've heard chocolate can help with that.
Old 01-19-2019, 01:07 PM
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I have a place not to far away- maybe I can dash up there and stick up for the rest of my life!
Old 01-19-2019, 03:08 PM
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Oh, the humanity!
Old 01-19-2019, 06:18 PM
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That's NOT the way you make Rocky Road!
Old 01-19-2019, 08:52 PM
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Nor is it what is generally meant by "the Hershey Highway". At least it seems that no one was hurt--a literal death by chocolate would end up costing restaurants a fortune in dessert menu reprints.
Old 01-20-2019, 11:21 AM
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Glad someone fixed the article. It originally said 40K gallons of chocolate. That's train car size, not semi size.

Reporting ain't what it used to be.
Old 01-20-2019, 02:04 PM
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It's no Great Molasses Flood.


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