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Old 09-28-2017, 12:13 PM
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Speak to me in succinct song lyrics
I've seen fire and I've seen rain.


I've seen sunny days that I though would never end
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend.
But I always thought I'd see you again.

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Old 09-28-2017, 01:11 PM
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Are there any racists who admit they are racist?
I Can't Shake off the Nagging Feeling...


...that you're not wearing those sheets as a ghost outfit for Halloween?
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Old 09-28-2017, 01:17 PM
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Is all motor oil created equal
Why is my car squirrelly?


I told you not to buy from this company.
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Old 09-28-2017, 05:42 PM
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I had an abnormal screening mammogram.
I'm sure they know what they're doing..


Are you really sure?
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Old 09-28-2017, 08:26 PM
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Car broken into last night, but didn't steal anything. Any ideas?
I'm sure they know what they're doing..


These guys who steal shit from parked cars are, like, professionals, man!
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Old 09-29-2017, 07:16 AM
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I Can't Shake off the Nagging Feeling...

Hugh Hefner has died

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Old 09-29-2017, 07:56 AM
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Male Students & Ladies Observing at Gynecologist
Does dispelling free will do any good?


"The Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be in to observe your pelvic exam...we thought you'd be happier if we didn't bother with informed consent."
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Old 09-29-2017, 04:31 PM
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Sayings you didn't realize were obscene


I'm beginning to dislike fake boobs
Who are we having for dinner, honey?


Mrs. Schultz. And you'll love the new al dente recipe.
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Old 09-29-2017, 07:45 PM
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Work situation: do I have a point or am I overreacting?
You have to do a 45 minute presentation with no preparation right now.


I've have worse things happen at work, but I see your point.
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Old 09-30-2017, 09:18 AM
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National Anthem controversy extending to schools
What separates successful protest movements from unsuccessful?


Successful ones spread
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:00 AM
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CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - "... and loving it!"
We are [almost] all diseased!


But we had a great time!
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Old 09-30-2017, 10:19 AM
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Hurricane Irma [and Maria]
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
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Old 10-01-2017, 12:59 PM
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What would free will on a human level look like?
Ignoring doctor's orders
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Old 10-01-2017, 03:33 PM
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What were the biggest screw ups you've been aware of at work?

Hurricane Irma [and Maria]

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Old 10-01-2017, 10:46 PM
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What item have you discarded that you wish you had kept?
Oh boy: children, flutes, semen


You can only choose one. And if it's the third one, we don't want to know.

Let's create Urban Legends!
Mass Killings in the United States


So you're the one who came up with Bowling Green?

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Old 10-02-2017, 12:04 AM
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Single people, how do you eat?
Rice


Sounds simple enough.
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Old 10-02-2017, 07:44 AM
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Let's create Urban Legends!
We are [almost] all diseased!


And we're hiding under your car in the shopping center parking lot!
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Old 10-02-2017, 08:20 AM
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Made-Up, False and Flat-out Wrong Trivia Dominoes


Anything involving Chuck Pumpkins.
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Old 10-02-2017, 10:35 AM
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Does dispelling free will do any good?

What would free will on a human level look like?
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Old 10-02-2017, 10:38 AM
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Counting French Toast

Single people, how do you eat?



Yes -- Counting French Toast, how do you eat?
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Old 10-02-2017, 12:25 PM
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Bermuda Triangle - may have claimed another victim


Two of 'em, it looks like.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:27 PM
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Puzzle seen at the LA County Fair - can it be solved?


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Old 10-02-2017, 03:32 PM
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Flying Chickens
Type ratings


You only need a type rating if the chicken weighs more than 12,500 pounds.
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Old 10-03-2017, 07:44 AM
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Oh boy: children, flutes, semen
What to do in Dallas


Yes, the choices are endless, but have you considered a nice barbecue restaurant?
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Old 10-03-2017, 08:28 AM
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Double meaning
Another brick *from* the wall
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Old 10-03-2017, 11:36 AM
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Do you ever wake up punching and kicking?
Why has my cat gone bonkers?


Maybe it's because your cat was lying peacefully next to you on the bed and you woke up punching and kicking.
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Old 10-03-2017, 02:55 PM
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What's new in ovens?
Will my cat starve himself?


Probably, unless you let him out of the oven.
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Old 10-03-2017, 03:16 PM
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Those for new gun control laws...
What's new in ovens?


Do you know who else enjoyed new types of ovens?
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Old 10-03-2017, 04:12 PM
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Something I don't understand about the Vegas shooting
What happened to all the torpedoes that missed
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Old 10-03-2017, 06:04 PM
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Those for new gun control laws..
What's going on with my gums? Is it urgent?

Transposed from the Misread Titles thread.
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Old 10-04-2017, 06:26 AM
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Biochemistries on other planets

I really don't want to die here.


And Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as Hell.
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Old 10-04-2017, 06:28 AM
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I had an abnormal screening mammogram.

Manopause



That IS abnormal
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Old 10-04-2017, 07:56 AM
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Was this a jerky thing to do?
Karate Massacre


Yeah, I'd say pretty jerky.
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Old 10-04-2017, 08:59 AM
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What will happen if I don't pay a parking ticket issued by a private parking lot?
Karate Massacre
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Old 10-04-2017, 12:34 PM
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What do you want as your epitaph?
I really don't want to die here.

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Old 10-04-2017, 01:09 PM
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What do you want as your epitaph?
Karate Massacre
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Old 10-05-2017, 08:48 AM
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Gormless Twit
Mandalay Bay (Las Vegas) shooting


I'd use a stronger insult. Like fucking evil asshole.
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Old 10-05-2017, 01:07 PM
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How unhealthy is the United States really?

I really don't want to die here.
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Old 10-05-2017, 09:00 PM
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Old 10-05-2017, 10:39 PM
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Another kind of nasty person
Finally got sober


A mean drunk?
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Old 10-06-2017, 07:30 AM
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I shaved my balls for this?

If I give a smart ass answer to a police question, is that cause for a warrant?

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Old 10-06-2017, 09:14 AM
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Poorly chosen wedding songs
Not getting four seasons.
]

Is that Frankie Valli's group or the Vivaldi one?

Memes you hate?
1 in 7 white households has over a million dollars in assets?


Horrible meme. And it doesn't apply to me.

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Old 10-06-2017, 01:01 PM
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Hypothetical: Who are you, again?
The old man the boat.

You're the old man the boat what?
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Old 10-06-2017, 03:29 PM
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What's the first school field trip you remember going on?
SWAT practice near me


Sounds like it was a pretty tough neighborhood.
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Old 10-06-2017, 05:16 PM
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I'm looking for a video on authentic Manx.
Do we know what happened to man?


It's certainly not on video.
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Old 10-07-2017, 11:42 AM
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Giada De Laurentiis-would somebody give that woman a sandwich???
Oscar Mayer Hard Salami has turned to garbage


Then hold off on the sandwich
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Old 10-07-2017, 02:39 PM
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What's the best month to visit Paris?
Clothing Optional Question


July. I love it in the springtime, but goose bumps are unattractive.
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Old 10-07-2017, 05:55 PM
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A question on bump-firing
How To Stop a Chihuahua From 'Cocking a Leg' In the House


Really, any conventional semi-automatic weapon should be up to the task.
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Old 10-07-2017, 08:52 PM
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How many names are you known by?
Indiana Jews and the Temple of Broomstick


Okay, that's two. Who has more?
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Old 10-08-2017, 06:55 AM
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NOW I remember why I don't wear these pants: Workplace wardrobe malfunctions
I shaved my balls for this?
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