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Odd opening songs for rock musicians

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If I ran the grocery store!
Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?


Toilet paper is in aisle 12.
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What is your state's most iconic sight?
Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?


C'mon, even Arkansas can do better than that.
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Who has made the most $ with the least talent?
Should Elizabeth Holmes get jail time?


Yes, but only for making a lot of money without talent.
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What do large animals do with their large brains?
A question about how college works


The way it works is that Division I football players tend to wind up as "exercise science" and "human development" majors.
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Human Nature is Inherently Stupid
Trump wants to replace food stamps with a box of processed food, everyone gets the same thing

Not all Human Nature. However, Trump is inherently stupid.
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So, are you having your groceries delivered yet?

Please, please write, or email your senators and representatives.


Hello, Senator? They're not delivering my groceries yet. What can you do about it?
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Why isn't implicit differentiation using infinitesimals taught earlier?
So, are you having your groceries delivered yet?


I'll take, "Desperate attempts to respond to rhetorical questions you don't understand" for $400, Alex.
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What's the greatest distance someone has run over an hour, a day, a week or a month?
If I ran the grocery store!


I'd run it the farthest anyone has run it in a week.
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What Constitutes a "Spoiler"?
Global Exposure
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Poll: Are you privileged or oppressed?

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Since I'm privileged, I have people who do that.
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Mass shootings at mosques in New Zealand
Human Nature is Inherently Stupid
Anti-vaxxers are ignorant scumbags that kill children


Stupid times two
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USA: a nation of arachnophobes?

Anybody spend St. Patrick's Day in Ireland?



Wouldn't that more likely appeal to ophidiophobes?
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Why do hotels have ice machines?
Bedbugs


Ice machine are for the bedbugs?
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The Vernal Equinox crosses this MMP
Why did the Cow Cross the Road? To go to Chick-Fil-A


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