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Old 10-19-2019, 10:03 AM
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:12 PM
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ahhhhh...so, not smart, but chameleon-crafty. I like it.

It would also be cool if Barron burst his genetic bonds and ended up as a soulful poet, a brilliant engineer, or a master oboist.
... or at least not a no good stinking contemptible lying scumbag.
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And used a Russian ship as an example of how great our Navy is.... soon replaced with a photo of actual US Navy ships.

https://occupydemocrats.com/2019/10/...appy-birthday/

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-rep...n-ship-1464935
Well he IS their asset, their flunky after all.
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:15 PM
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Typical projection. He melts down, shits his diaper, and then says she did it.
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:19 PM
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Typical projection. He melts down, shits his diaper, and then says she did it.
Actually it's more of a "no you !", since he used the exact same words and accusations she did. BTW, NSA, if you're reading this (and we know you are), helpful reminder that it's about time to change the President's diaper.
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Old 10-19-2019, 03:59 PM
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Actually it's more of a "no you !", since he used the exact same words and accusations she did. BTW, NSA, if you're reading this (and we know you are), helpful reminder that it's about time to change the President's diaper.
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Old 10-19-2019, 06:25 PM
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"Susan Rice, who was a disaster to President Obama as National Security Advisor, is now telling us her opinion on what to do in Syria. Remember RED LINE IN THE SAND? That was Obama. Millions killed! No thanks Susan, you were a disaster."
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...89914470473729

Millions?

Susan Rice, in response:
"Then why did you come up and hug me at 2015 WHCD when I’d never met you (which was totally gross) and whisper in my ear that I had been “very unfairly treated” over Benghazi and “was doing a great job for the country”?"
https://twitter.com/AmbassadorRice/s...94028612706304
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Old 10-19-2019, 07:05 PM
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Thar was his evil(er) twin Skippy.
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Old 10-19-2019, 07:37 PM
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That was when he thought he had a chance of fucking her.
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Old 10-19-2019, 10:39 PM
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That was when he thought he had a chance of fucking her.
You know, I truly believe he is operating at that level.
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Old 10-19-2019, 11:26 PM
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I thought I was doing something very good for our Country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 Leaders. It is big, grand, on hundreds of acres, next to MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, has tremendous ballrooms & meeting rooms, and each delegation would have... .....its own 50 to 70 unit building. Would set up better than other alternatives. I announced that I would be willing to do it at NO PROFIT or, if legally permissible, at ZERO COST to the USA. But, as usual, the Hostile Media & their Democrat Partners went CRAZY! ....Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the Host Site for the G-7 in 2020. We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately. Thank you!
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Old 10-19-2019, 11:41 PM
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Therefore, based on both Media & Democrat Crazed and Irrational Hostility...
This bit reminded me of the language and phrasing used in North Korean state announcements.
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Old 10-20-2019, 12:34 AM
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You know, I truly believe he is operating at that level.
I mean, it's been blatant for years that Loser Donald sees women as sex toys first and people second. That's why his favorite insult for women who stand up to him is "nasty", because his idea of a woman's worth to him is tied intrinsically to her attractiveness and willingness to do sex for him. It's the root of the way he sexualizes his daughters - he has the best genes, so therefore they must be the sexiest women alive.

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Old 10-20-2019, 02:21 AM
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I doubt Ambassador Rice is ... blonde, shall we say ... enough for Herr Drumpf. Jus' sayin'.
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Old 10-20-2019, 02:46 AM
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I mean, it's been blatant for years that Loser Donald sees women as sex toys first and people second. That's why his favorite insult for women who stand up to him is "nasty", because his idea of a woman's worth to him is tied intrinsically to her attractiveness and willingness to do sex for him. It's the root of the way he sexualizes his daughters - he has the best genes, so therefore they must be the sexiest women alive.

To date I have seen no evidence whatsoever that he sees anyone other than himself has people.
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Donald Trump doesn't know his Secretary of Defense's name. (Bolding mine). Quoted because it will probably be deleted.

"Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, “The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.” USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!"

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Old 10-20-2019, 10:12 AM
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Trump is learning from Putin and other strongmen. Everyone in the room knows what he's saying is total bullshit - that's not the point. The point is he's telling his antagonists that truth doesn't matter, that truth is whatever he says it is. He's changing the political culture in this country with each new lie that he tells. We're approaching a point at which the culture becomes so toxic and the damage to the institutions so extensive that it may be irreversible.
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Old 10-20-2019, 10:32 AM
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“We have secured the Oil. Bringing the soldiers home!”

The precious, precious oil will be pumped into five gallon cans and each soldier will be required to carry one in each hand as they return to the U.S.
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Old 10-20-2019, 11:11 AM
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Donald Trump doesn't know his Secretary of Defense's name. (Bolding mine). Quoted because it will probably be deleted.

"Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, “The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.” USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!"
It's already been de-Trumpified. Maybe Mark Esperanto broke the news that the soldiers are "going home" to Iraq.
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Old 10-20-2019, 11:44 AM
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“We have secured the Oil. Bringing the soldiers home!”

The precious, precious oil will be pumped into five gallon cans and each soldier will be required to carry one in each hand as they return to the U.S.


Second only to complaining about disposable straws and maybe complaining about the transgendered, stealing the oil in the Middle East under the guise of protecting them is my Trump supporting family’s most popular topic of conversation over the years.
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Old 10-20-2019, 01:51 PM
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Donald Trump doesn't know his Secretary of Defense's name. (Bolding mine). Quoted because it will probably be deleted.

"Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, “The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.” USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!"
The tweet has been deleted - I didn't think that they were supposed to allow deleting presidential records?
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Old 10-20-2019, 01:58 PM
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"Susan Rice, who was a disaster to President Obama as National Security Advisor, is now telling us her opinion on what to do in Syria. Remember RED LINE IN THE SAND? That was Obama. Millions killed! No thanks Susan, you were a disaster."
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...89914470473729

Millions?

Susan Rice, in response:
"Then why did you come up and hug me at 2015 WHCD when I’d never met you (which was totally gross) and whisper in my ear that I had been “very unfairly treated” over Benghazi and “was doing a great job for the country”?"
https://twitter.com/AmbassadorRice/s...94028612706304
Good for her. MORE people in the public eye need to directly call him on his bullshit.
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The tweet has been deleted - I didn't think that they were supposed to allow deleting presidential records?
Deleted, but I guarantee it isn't GONE. The Internet keeps things like that.
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Old 10-20-2019, 02:43 PM
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Deleted, but I guarantee it isn't GONE. The Internet keeps things like that.
Also, someone tweeted it out again after translating it to Esperanto.
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Old 10-20-2019, 02:45 PM
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Individual 1 tweets an ad which calls Mitt Romney a "Democrat secret asset"
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Old 10-20-2019, 02:58 PM
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Donald Trump doesn't know his Secretary of Defense's name. (Bolding mine). Quoted because it will probably be deleted.

"Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, “The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.” USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!"
Much as I hate to say this, but I think that even with his poor record on names, we might have to give him a pass on this.

I'm betting this is more of a "Damn you, Autocorrect".
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Old 10-20-2019, 03:06 PM
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Right. I really doubt that Trump is aware of the existence of the language. He is barely aware of English.
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Old 10-20-2019, 03:21 PM
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Much as I hate to say this, but I think that even with his poor record on names, we might have to give him a pass on this.

I'm betting this is more of a "Damn you, Autocorrect".
Oh hell no. I make sure my emails to a casual friend are more accurate than that. Trump was 'communicating' to the entire freaking world.
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Old 10-20-2019, 03:30 PM
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Much as I hate to say this, but I think that even with his poor record on names, we might have to give him a pass on this.

I'm betting this is more of a "Damn you, Autocorrect".
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Oh hell no. I make sure my emails to a casual friend are more accurate than that. Trump was 'communicating' to the entire freaking world.
Most likely a combination of Autocorrect and Trump not knowing the dude's name.
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Old 10-20-2019, 03:39 PM
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Here are some of the people that live in the world as Trump knows it (that we know of):

"Mark Esperanto" (Mark Esper)
"Tim Apple" (Tim Cook, Apple)
"Mike Pounce" (Mike Pence)
"Steve McCarthy" (Kevin McCarthy)
"Mike Bolton" (John Bolton)
"Betanyahu" (Benjamin Netanyahu)
"Ron Ryan" (Paul Ryan)
"Marillyn Lockheed" (Marillyn Hewson, Lockheed Martin)
"Mike Messer" (Luke Messer)
"Mark Goepper" (Nick Goepper)
"Ken" (Chuck Canterbury)
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Old 10-20-2019, 05:26 PM
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You left one out:

"Melanie" (Melania)
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Old 10-20-2019, 05:44 PM
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You left one out:

"Melanie" (Melania)
Who? Oh, right, 'Flight Risk'. She seems to be in hiding.
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“We have secured the Oil. Bringing the soldiers home!”
US troops leaving Syria will go to Iraq, says Pentagon chief

So they live in Iraq? Who knew?
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Old 10-20-2019, 08:32 PM
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Here are some of the people that live in the world as Trump knows it (that we know of):

"Mark Esperanto" (Mark Esper)
"Tim Apple" (Tim Cook, Apple)
"Mike Pounce" (Mike Pence)
"Steve McCarthy" (Kevin McCarthy)
"Mike Bolton" (John Bolton)
"Betanyahu" (Benjamin Netanyahu)
"Ron Ryan" (Paul Ryan)
"Marillyn Lockheed" (Marillyn Hewson, Lockheed Martin)
"Mike Messer" (Luke Messer)
"Mark Goepper" (Nick Goepper)
"Ken" (Chuck Canterbury)
And I still can't find confirmation that he didn't call Italian President Sergio Mattarella "Mozzarella".
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Old 10-20-2019, 08:35 PM
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Here are some of the people that live in the world as Trump knows it (that we know of):

"Mark Esperanto" (Mark Esper)
"Tim Apple" (Tim Cook, Apple)
"Mike Pounce" (Mike Pence)
"Steve McCarthy" (Kevin McCarthy)
"Mike Bolton" (John Bolton)
"Betanyahu" (Benjamin Netanyahu)
"Ron Ryan" (Paul Ryan)
"Marillyn Lockheed" (Marillyn Hewson, Lockheed Martin)
"Mike Messer" (Luke Messer)
"Mark Goepper" (Nick Goepper)
"Ken" (Chuck Canterbury)
But he got these right


John Barron" (or "John Baron"),
"John Miller" and "David Dennison".
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Most likely a combination of Autocorrect and Trump not knowing the dude's name.
Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I'd probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.
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Old 10-20-2019, 08:50 PM
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Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I'd probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.
I'm surprised there's isn't someone checking his tweets in real time. Slate
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In the tweet, Trump quoted “Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, ‘The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds’.” The name of the Defense secretary is Mark Esper. “USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!” Trump added. Around two hours later, that tweet had been deleted and the president posted another one with the correct spelling of Esper’s name.
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Old 10-20-2019, 09:44 PM
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Also, someone tweeted it out again after translating it to Esperanto.

Tio estas imponega!

"That is awesome!" in Esperanto.

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Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I'd probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.

Yeah, but you're not the moron-in-chief operating on Moscow time although you're in DC.
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With luck this could lure in somebody to debate the merits of Esperanto and to lament that it hasn't taken over the world. Those guys are fun and the truest of true believers.
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Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I'd probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.
You need to update your perceptions: if He tweets something, that's the correct spelling, grammar &c. Or are you gonna believe the lies that your (so-called) teachers brainwashed into you?

Mark Esperanto may have thought his name was "Esper," but that was obviously defective reality control. Now that his name has been corrected, that's what it's always been.
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Old 10-21-2019, 09:23 AM
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I can see a devious staffer or others changing name tags at meetings or reservations to his "new" pet name.
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Old 10-21-2019, 09:37 AM
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Pierre Delecto.

Really, that's all that needs to be said. Except that he's a billionaire Senator who feels empowered to criticize the Dotard only when he's hiding behind his secret Twitter account.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...-this-one.html
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I wonder if Pierre Delecto hangs out with Carlos Danger.
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Pierre Delecto, Carlos Danger, and John Barron all walk into a bar...
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Old 10-21-2019, 01:47 PM
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Here are some of the people that live in the world as Trump knows it (that we know of):

"Mark Esperanto" (Mark Esper)
"Tim Apple" (Tim Cook, Apple)
"Mike Pounce" (Mike Pence)
"Steve McCarthy" (Kevin McCarthy)
"Mike Bolton" (John Bolton)
"Betanyahu" (Benjamin Netanyahu)
"Ron Ryan" (Paul Ryan)
"Marillyn Lockheed" (Marillyn Hewson, Lockheed Martin)
"Mike Messer" (Luke Messer)
"Mark Goepper" (Nick Goepper)
"Ken" (Chuck Canterbury)
What if he does in on purpose as a way to insult them and show some sort of "dominance"?

Maybe they all need to start referring to him as "Donald Chump".
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Pierre Delecto.

Really, that's all that needs to be said. Except that he's a billionaire Senator who feels empowered to criticize the Dotard only when he's hiding behind his secret Twitter account.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/...-this-one.html
He's more of a coward then I thought.
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Old 10-21-2019, 02:56 PM
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You need to update your perceptions: if He tweets something, that's the correct spelling, grammar &c. Or are you gonna believe the lies that your (so-called) teachers brainwashed into you?

Mark Esperanto may have thought his name was "Esper," but that was obviously defective reality control. Now that his name has been corrected, that's what it's always been.
Well that's what happened to Ronna Romney McDaniel.
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I wonder if Pierre Delecto hangs out with Carlos Danger.
I’m also reminded of “Apollo C. Vermouth” and “Paul Ramon,” two of the names Paul McCartney used to use to check into hotels and the like.
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