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Old 10-08-2017, 09:57 AM
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Never did the "separated by one" thing, but:

What do you want as your epitaph?

and

Blown Head Gasket? What do you think?

really belong together.
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Old 10-08-2017, 02:33 PM
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Never did the "separated by one" thing, but:

What do you want as your epitaph?

and

Blown Head Gasket? What do you think?

really belong together.
They're sequential now -- I came in to post them
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Old 10-08-2017, 02:51 PM
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I used to think all apples tasted the same. And then I discovered...
"Morty! McDonald's is bringing back szechuan sauce for one day only! ONE DAY ONLY MORTY!"


Mmmm, apples with szechuan sauce...
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Old 10-08-2017, 10:28 PM
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Old 10-09-2017, 08:22 AM
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What do you want as your epitaph?
Lousy Lower Lip problem
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Old 10-09-2017, 01:43 PM
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So How are you celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day today?
I shaved my balls for this?


The Native Americans are well known for their "manscaping" customs.
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:04 PM
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What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Another brick *from* the wall


Like a bug's rear end, eh?


Clothing Optional Question
How bad is the pink for October in your area?


It's been cloudy around here this week, but I'd still recommend sunscreen.
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:05 PM
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If you could rename any band, what would be a better name?
Real Parmesan cheese

It's better than Hoobastank.
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Old 10-09-2017, 02:23 PM
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What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Ignoring doctor's orders


Well, I don't see why I needed to wear the neck brace, and Yeeeaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!

What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Should we crack down on psychiatric meds?


"You-don't-need-the-Zoloft." "Hey!!!"

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Old 10-09-2017, 02:31 PM
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You think it's okay to take a 6 year old to a P!nk concert?
How bad is the pink for October in your area?
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Old 10-09-2017, 03:11 PM
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Women, how bad is it when a man approaches you?
For your single friends, do you know their next of kin?


That bad, huh?
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Old 10-09-2017, 05:47 PM
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Unfortunately these are in the wrong fora to ever be close together but applying imagination we could have:

Going to Greece, any tips?
"Bend Over for the Trojan" - The 0-16 NFL Season Thread (2017 ed.)
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Old 10-09-2017, 06:42 PM
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What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Future of AI


"The TerrorTrack! 9000 is the most reliable hypercoaster ever made. No TerrorTrack! 9000 has ever made a mistake or jumped the track. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
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Old 10-10-2017, 09:30 AM
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Who rides in front when an elderly relative is a passenger?

The slowest car in the World
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Old 10-10-2017, 10:44 AM
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Putting parents in a nursing home. How did you approach it?
camping entertainment in South East Minnesota


Shady Pines sounds like a lovely campground, right gramps?
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Old 10-10-2017, 11:39 AM
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Moment of mammalian birth. First breath
How do I turn my income into capital gains?


Those Koch children are sure precocious.
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Old 10-10-2017, 02:27 PM
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How unhealthy is the United States really?
I really don't want to die here.


Eh, quit whining and finish your cheeseburger omelette.
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Old 10-10-2017, 02:44 PM
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Let's create Urban Legends!
Child organ trafficking in Europe?
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Old 10-10-2017, 07:13 PM
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What is Donald Trump's IQ?
How far is that from me?


Assuming that you're smarter than a turnip, quite far indeed.
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Old 10-10-2017, 08:28 PM
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Americans: what gives you faith in the system?
Self driving cars are still decades away


That's right, no damn traffic system's going to tell me how to drive my car!
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Old 10-10-2017, 11:39 PM
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Scum. What is it?
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Old 10-11-2017, 08:23 AM
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The slowest car in the World
What is this picture doing on a Walmart product page?


It's their low-cost Walmart only version of the Ferrari.
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Old 10-11-2017, 09:35 AM
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Americans: what gives you faith in the system?
Hormone replacement therapy (and stopping it)
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Old 10-11-2017, 11:54 AM
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Americans: what gives you faith in the system?
Hormone replacement therapy (and stopping it)
Yeah - just try getting all the hormones you want in Saudi Arabia.

Found out 5 people I knew well are now dead just last weekend
2017 Mass Killings in the United States
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Old 10-11-2017, 04:15 PM
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Who rides in front when an elderly relative is a passenger?

Somewhat new member



"We need somebody to ride shotgun.....Braniac'sLeftTemple -- what's your join date?"
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Old 10-11-2017, 10:50 PM
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Boy Scouts USA to allow girls - Girl Scouts upset

What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?



Girl - Human - Scouts - and - Boy - Human - Scouts - will - now - form - one - or-gan-i-zation.

It - will - be - called - "Scouts".

Just - "Scouts"

There - will - be - no - questions.
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Old 10-12-2017, 02:02 AM
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Opinion - has cinema content gone too far these days
So, they're making a sequel to Frozen

They must be stopped. Think of the children!
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:16 AM
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Will Starling At A Solar Eclipse Make You Go Blind?
Flying Chickens


You'll be fine as long as there aren't any parrots.
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Old 10-12-2017, 11:56 AM
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What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Balancing constitutional issues and human life..


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Old 10-12-2017, 12:58 PM
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If not Columbus, who?
When did Christopher Columbus realize he was in a New World rather than the Far East?
How far is that from me?


I keep hearing the third one a Urkel voice.
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Old 10-12-2017, 01:02 PM
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Old 10-12-2017, 02:16 PM
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how do i stop stroking my hair??


Stroking my mustache, amirite?
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Old 10-12-2017, 05:39 PM
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What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Self driving cars are still decades away


Uh-oh!
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:56 PM
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Can these 3 things explain most major differences between the U.S. and the rest of the world?
CanadaDope 2017: Celebrating the Sesquicentennial - "... and loving it!"


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Old 10-13-2017, 02:36 PM
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Provocative t-shirts seen

Happy National No Bra Day!


Unfortunately, I haven't been lucky enough to see any of these provocative T-shirts. Especially with no bras to back them up.
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:12 PM
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Unbuttoning after a large dinner
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Old 10-14-2017, 09:48 AM
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NOW I remember why I don't wear these pants: Workplace wardrobe malfunctions
Happy National No Bra Day!
Provocative t-shirts seen


No bra makes any t-shirt provocative, and often a workplace wardrobe malfunctions
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Old 10-14-2017, 11:23 AM
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Shut the fuck up about McDonald's Szechuan sauce
But now where can I go for cup-based meals?


Yogi's Ramen Hut. Ask for Extra Spicy.
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Old 10-14-2017, 10:44 PM
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What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
Chicken tenders or Ribs?


(I have to say, the rollercoaster thread is the gift that keeps on giving to this thread)
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Old 10-15-2017, 12:07 PM
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Laundry advice I got: is it good?
Happy National I Love Lucy Day!


This will not end well.
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Old 10-15-2017, 07:40 PM
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Sammy Hagar Is 70!!!
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Old 10-15-2017, 09:13 PM
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Going to Greece, any tips?
quit smoking cold turkey
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Old 10-15-2017, 09:45 PM
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I predict trouble...
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Old 10-16-2017, 03:45 AM
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Old 10-16-2017, 06:34 AM
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Old 10-16-2017, 08:32 AM
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Might be a tough go in coastal Maine. Have you thought of raising a herd of goats in your basement?

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Sammy Hagar Is 70!!!
Look! I found a fossil!
Nice.
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Old 10-16-2017, 08:43 AM
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There's a hurricane headed for Ireland and Great Britain

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Ophelia: I just followed the Gulf Stream Express.
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Old 10-16-2017, 11:21 AM
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Making Congress Do Stuff


I fight your hypothetical that a divine being could do that.
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Old 10-16-2017, 01:19 PM
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1 average guy vs 3 ballerinas who would win?
Harvey Weinstein question, sort of


Harvey vs. 3 ballerinas? Yeah, I might pay to see that.
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Old 10-16-2017, 02:44 PM
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