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Old 11-11-2018, 11:13 AM
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Names for our illustrious president


I was calling him Agent Orange, then Cadet Bone Spurs. Flaming asshole lasted awhile, then what someone here called him, the orange shit-gibbon. Now I have evolved into Donald J Thump, the giant toe-head, because his head looks like a giantic hairy big toe. Edited to add the orange fuckstick might come up next.

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Old 11-11-2018, 11:17 AM
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TTTTrump. The first three T's stand for "Temper Tantrum Toddler".
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:30 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:53 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:55 AM
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I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:14 PM
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I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".
Yep, couldn't complain about 'Fake News' with that headline.
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:58 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:33 PM
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I'd settle for Mr. Trump

But in keeping with the spirit of the thread:
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The Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Always go for the classics.

Points for Cadet Bone Spurs, though, which pinpoints both his hypocrisy and his cowardice.
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For now I'm sticking with President Trump. I started it out of respect for the office, but then found that it makes an excellent foil for the inevitable shit storm to follow.

"President Trump publicly insulted porn star and former mistress. . ."

See how that flows? If you start it with "The Trumpster fire . .. " then the behavior sort of normalizes. What else would you expect from "Hair Gropenfuhrer"?

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Old 11-11-2018, 01:19 PM
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Il Douche, I'm not one to use gender based insults, as a rule, but it sums up how I feel about the man, and his political doctrine.
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Just saw the pic of Trump grinning prettily for Vlad, so..

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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
He doesn't think so.
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
That reminds me:

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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
And you will continue to be an ass in Trump related threads. Not gonna stop us.

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Old 11-11-2018, 06:43 PM
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And you will continue to be an ass in Trump related threads. Not gonna stop us.
I've never even opened the big three (I assume) Trump threads. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in your safe spaces.
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Old 11-11-2018, 07:30 PM
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I've never even opened the big three (I assume) Trump threads. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in your safe spaces.
Safe space! Now that's hilarious. Your chickenshit "president" is afraid of reporters. He's afraid of the wind and rain. He's afraid of accountability. Most of all, he's afraid of the truth.

You're weak and your president is a coward.
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Old 11-12-2018, 12:47 PM
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Safe space! Now that's hilarious. Your chickenshit "president" is afraid of reporters. He's afraid of the wind and rain. He's afraid of accountability. Most of all, he's afraid of the truth.

You're weak and your president is a coward.
He is afraid of walking down a staircase.
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Old 11-11-2018, 05:51 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
When he tries to BE President of the entire country, rather than of just the 42% who are his fan club, you might have a point.
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
Are you preaching at us? Hopefully when Meuller and Avenatti and the FBI and the state attorney generals are done with him, he won't be president anymore. He will be Prisoner Number 7233526322 or whatever.

He is not OUR president. The majority did not want him. He won due to a fluke called the Electoral College, which I think needs to be overhauled or trashed completely. He only represents the Russians, the fat cats, fascists, alt right, racists, and dominionists.

He does not represent anyone else. He hates liberals blacks browns etc etc etc. He despises anyone not born with money. He hates anyone who isn't useful to him, or won't kiss his ass.

He does not even represent this country's best interests. He sabotages and betrays them.

So no, he is NOT our president. He never even tried to be.

And a bit more. Putin controls him, and he's a fucking traitor.

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Old 11-12-2018, 11:53 AM
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He is not OUR president...

So no, he is NOT our president.
Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?
___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.
Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy.
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I would say that normally any person who holds the office of President of the United States should be entitled to some respect just because of that regardless of their individual flaws. For example, I strongly disagreed with many of the things that George W. Bush did but I would show him some basic respect because he was the President.

But Donald Trump is different. He has openly and continuously refused to follow the standards of decency that a President should follow. So if Trump refuses to respect his own Presidency, why should I respect it? He deserves to receive the same lack of respect that he gives.
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Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?
___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.
Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1
It seems like a few years ago there were a few more steps around demanding to see the president's birth certificate and religion, or whether he just seems like a dangone socialist. Are we not doing that anymore?
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It seems like a few years ago there were a few more steps around demanding to see the president's birth certificate and religion, or whether he just seems like a dangone socialist. Are we not doing that anymore?
Here come the fucking lies, that they never did any of that shit. Just watch.
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Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?
___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.
Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy.
So you're saying Trump is like herpes.
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Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?
___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.
Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy.
MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy
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Who hates states in which the majority voted for someone else.

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MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy
Shit, my favorite one yet!
If I may critique... Lose the capital p, and just as the orange ass refers to actual judges, call him "My so called president".
Beautiful!

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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
So what? There's nothing that says we can't call Donald Trump names just because he's President.

Here's the only good part about Donald Trump being President; it means that he'll go down in history as a failure. Two hundred years from now, people will still talk about Donald Trump because they'll remember how he did such a terrible job as President.
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
I've tended to refer to him (but not exclusively) as President Very Stable Genius. I will presume you have no objection to this, as it incorporates a phrase Trump has used to refer to himself.
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?
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Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?
Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?
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Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?
We're being "Presidential".
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Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?
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Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?
Way to evade the question.

Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the 'Trump is My President and he's Your President Too' claim, if they can prove that they--even once!--publicly said or wrote "Obama is my president" during Obama's time in office.

And, of course, if they did not, then they owe you one million dollars.

Easy peasy!
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Way to evade the question.

Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the 'Trump is My President and he's Your President Too' claim, if they can prove that they--even once!--publicly said or wrote "Obama is my president" during Obama's time in office.

And, of course, if they did not, then they owe you one million dollars.

Easy peasy!
I'm sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to.
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Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?
Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies.
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