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[El_Kabong]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

I've tended to refer to him (but not exclusively) as President Very Stable Genius. I will presume you have no objection to this, as it incorporates a phrase Trump has used to refer to himself. 51

[Colibri]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president? 52

[kaylasdad99]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

Just curious. Did you intend for that to be àpropos of anything in particular? 53

[Two Many Cats]

I quite liked Steven Colbert's term for him once: Putin's Cock Holster. 54

[catflea12]

Oh, I forgot I called him tweety bird for about a week, but there was not enough venom in that one. 55

[eulalia]

I like the anagram, Lord Dampnut. One of my favorite web-comic artists calls him Screamy Orange Grandpa. 56

[Wolf333]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

Legally speaking, you are correct.

Realistically speaking, fuck that, fuck trump, fuck every piece of shit that voted for him, and fuck anyone who carries water for him. And that includes you.


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[magellan01]

Originally Posted by SteveG1

He is not OUR president...

So no, he is NOT our president.

Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?

___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.

Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy. 58

[Little Nemo]

I would say that normally any person who holds the office of President of the United States should be entitled to some respect just because of that regardless of their individual flaws. For example, I strongly disagreed with many of the things that George W. Bush did but I would show him some basic respect because he was the President.

But Donald Trump is different. He has openly and continuously refused to follow the standards of decency that a President should follow. So if Trump refuses to respect his own Presidency, why should I respect it? He deserves to receive the same lack of respect that he gives. 59

[HMS Irruncible]

Originally Posted by magellan01

Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?

___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.

Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

It seems like a few years ago there were a few more steps around demanding to see the president's birth certificate and religion, or whether he just seems like a dangone socialist. Are we not doing that anymore? 60

[Annie-Xmas]

Twitter Trump 61

[Blank Slate]

Originally Posted by magellan01

Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?

___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.

Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy.

So you're saying Trump is like herpes. 62

[Ukulele Ike]

Originally Posted by Blank Slate

Safe space! Now that's hilarious. Your chickenshit "president" is afraid of reporters. He's afraid of the wind and rain. He's afraid of accountability. Most of all, he's afraid of the truth.

You're weak and your president is a coward.

He is afraid of walking down a staircase. 63

[elucidator]

Depends. Is there a difference in structural stress between walking downstairs, and waddling? 64

[Ukulele Ike]

Or waddling downstairs in Depends? 65

[WillFarnaby]

Obama Jr. 66

[Ann Hedonia]

Originally Posted by magellan01

Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President — a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?

___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.

Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy.

MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy 67

[Projammer]

Originally Posted by Colibri

Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?

Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names? 68

[Skywatcher]

Originally Posted by Ann Hedonia

MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist.

Who hates states in which the majority voted for someone else. 69

[Skywatcher]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

We're being "Presidential". 70

[Sherrerd]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

Originally Posted by Colibri

Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?

Originally Posted by Projammer

Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

Way to evade the question.

Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the 'Trump is My President and he's Your President Too' claim, if they can prove that they--even once!--publicly said or wrote "Obama is my president" during Obama's time in office.

And, of course, if they did not, then they owe you one million dollars.

Easy peasy! 71

[bobot]

Originally Posted by Ann Hedonia

MY President is a Fat-Assed Elderly Clown-faced Bald and Wrinkly Micro-Dicked Daughter-Fucking Con Artist. Easy Peasy

Shit, my favorite one yet!
If I may critique... Lose the capital p, and just as the orange ass refers to actual judges, call him "My so called president".
Beautiful! 72

[bobot]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies. 73

[Projammer]

Originally Posted by Sherrerd

Way to evade the question.

Easy way to make millions of dollars: make a bet to pay one million dollars to anyone uttering the 'Trump is My President and he's Your President Too' claim, if they can prove that they--even once!--publicly said or wrote "Obama is my president" during Obama's time in office.

And, of course, if they did not, then they owe you one million dollars.

Easy peasy!

I'm sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to. 74

[Projammer]

Originally Posted by bobot

Or engaging in threads just to hand out fucking trophies.

Awww. Did you not get a trophy? I didn't try to keep track of all the failures starting threads over some trivial perceived slight by the Commander in Chief so I really don't remember.

Have your mommy drop by to pick one up for you sometime. She can present it to you for washing behind your ears or something. 75

[The Tooth]

I'm still fond of "noted Trump supporter Donald Trump". 76

[Wolf333]

Originally Posted by Projammer

I'm sure that someone said that Obama was not their president during his tenure. Several someones even. But it never rose to the level of being a mating call that Trump is not my president has been propelled to.

Did you somehow miss birtherism? 77

[bobot]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Awww. Did you not get a trophy? I didn't try to keep track of all the failures starting threads over some trivial perceived slight by the Commander in Chief so I really don't remember.

Have your mommy drop by to pick one up for you sometime. She can present it to you for washing behind your ears or something.

My mommy? Really, douche-fucking-bag? Fuck off you unimaginitive dipshit. 78

[Chisquirrel]

Jezebel did a thing. 79

[Projammer]

Originally Posted by Wolf333

Did you somehow miss birtherism?

I guess I was being too literal with the not my president statement. I can see how birtherism was an indictment of his eligibility to hold the office and therefor "not my president". Point conceded. I did block a few people from my fb feed who just wouldn't shut up with that nonsense. 80

[Guest-starring: Id!]

I change it up. Occasionally I'll use президент Trump. 81

[Mallory]

The Orange Imbecile
The Awful Apricot
The Tangerine Toddler
Dumpy 82

[JohnT]

I prefer....

Donny Two-Scoops
President Very Stable Genius
Dotard the 1st 83

[Red Wiggler]

Trumpelthinskin

Forrest Trump 84

[E-DUB]

Originally Posted by Red Wiggler

Forrest Trump

He just felt like running. 85

[JohnT]

Twitler 86

[HMS Irruncible]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

And no matter how you feel about it, Nancy Pelosi is about to make him her whipped bitch, so suck on that legalistic reality. 87

[Baal Houtham]

Benedict Donald

The odds are good that he’s damaged the stability and security of the U.S. for personal financial gain. 88

[Brayne Ded]

The first cockatoo (quoted from Fred on Everything)

What about:

Herr today, gone tomorrow
Cockwork orange
TRUMP = Total Retard Under Minimal Pressure

His next job: start a burger chain under the guise of Donald McRonald 89

[Inigo Montoya]

Originally Posted by E-DUB

He just felt like running.

{ golf clap } 90

[Bryan Ekers]

Originally Posted by WillFarnaby

Obama Jr.

You mean he looks like someone who might get shot by George Zimmerman?


Anyway, he ain't MY president. I suggest "45 hollow point." 91

[snowthx]

Oompa-Loompa-in-Chief

Deej 92

[Red Wiggler]

Originally Posted by WillFarnaby

Obama Jr.

I was admiring your work earlier in the Ocasio-Cortez thread. You're a very underappreciated asshole on this board, a real five-tool player and yet we spend all our time on even easier targets like Shodan. 93

[Jane Elliot]

I've taken to using President Pinocchio. That way I acknowledge his position, but also point out his inability to breath and tell the truth at the same time. 94

[kaylasdad99]

Originally Posted by Colibri

Can you link to a post in which you expressed the same sentiments when Obama was president?

Originally Posted by Projammer

Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

Can YOU link to a post where you implied that someone who did was behaving inappropriately? 95

[kaylasdad99]

Originally Posted by Jane Elliot

I've taken to using President Pinocchio. That way I acknowledge his position, but also point out his inability to breath and tell the truth at the same time.

You misspelled “exist”... 96

[bobot]

Originally Posted by Red Wiggler

I was admiring your work earlier in the Ocasio-Cortez thread. You're a very underappreciated asshole on this board, a real five-tool player and yet we spend all our time on even easier targets like Shodan.

Holy crap, I just browsed the last couple of pages in that thread. I really did not need another example that Republicans are shitty fucking people. 97

[wolfpup]

Originally Posted by Projammer

Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.

"A citizen". "... if you are a citizen of the United States." The missing indefinite article is a classic artifact of direct translation from the Russian.

Originally Posted by Projammer

Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?

"Belittled myself to" is not English. I assume it's more inept translation from the Russian. You're either a Russian troll or an illiterate right-wing moron, and possibly both. 98

[Baker]

President Chump. 99

[vperry1]

Blotus. 100