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Old 05-01-2018, 08:27 AM
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Succinctly spoil a movie (obviously, open spoilers)

You just walked out of a movie theater. Outside is a HUGE line waiting to see whatever you just saw. For whatever reason, you have an irresistible urge to ruin the movie for everyone and you yell as loud as you possibly can, "________________!!!"
  1. Name the movie the previous poster saw.
  2. Ruin a different movie.

I'll start with an easy one:

"Darth Vader is Luke's father!"
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:47 AM
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:48 AM
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Old 05-01-2018, 09:18 AM
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Cinderella

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Old 05-01-2018, 09:26 AM
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Jaws

The helpful guy with the limp did it
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Old 05-01-2018, 12:36 PM
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The Usual Suspects

"The narrator is Tyler Durden!"


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Old 05-01-2018, 02:43 PM
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:46 PM
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The Sixth Sense.

Rosebud was his sled.
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Old 05-01-2018, 02:57 PM
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Citizen Kane.

The alien invaders are naked and allergic to water.
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:05 PM
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Old 05-14-2018, 01:59 AM
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Zoolander


The blind-but-not-blind butler is actually the dead guy who is actually the deaf-mute cook.
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Old 05-16-2018, 08:26 PM
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The blind-but-not-blind butler is actually the dead guy who is actually the deaf-mute cook.
Hmmmm, looks like you folks need a clue. OK:

That's a lot of detectives!
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Old 05-16-2018, 08:31 PM
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Murder By Death. [NOT Clue...]


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Old 05-16-2018, 08:35 PM
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Old 05-16-2018, 09:45 PM
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Satan hired him to find himself.
You sure you've got that right?
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Old 05-16-2018, 09:52 PM
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Satan hired him to find himself.
Angel Heart

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Old 05-16-2018, 10:00 PM
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Angel Heart
I thought he might be going for that, but he wasn't searching for himself.

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Three hours, thirty-six minutes of desert studies; a large cast helps out with the foreground composition.
Lawrence of Arabia



Jason didn't do it.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:02 PM
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I thought he might be going for that, but he wasn't searching for himself.
Granted, it depends on your definition of "himself".
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:07 PM
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^ I don't know of a definition of "himself" that works. Johnny Favorite was not Satan.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:30 PM
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"He found himself...and Satan paid him to do it!"

Is that better? Can we have fun again now please?
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:32 PM
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Jason didn't do it.
Friday the 13th

The amnesiac protagonist sets himself up to finally murder the guy who's been manipulating him.
__________________
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible!" I muttered, "Give me back my cheap hardcore!"
Quoth the server: "404".
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:53 PM
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Memento

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Old 05-16-2018, 10:56 PM
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Memento

His mom is dead!
Psycho

The ones who think they are being haunted are actually the ghosts.
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning,
mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible!" I muttered, "Give me back my cheap hardcore!"
Quoth the server: "404".

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Old 05-16-2018, 10:59 PM
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The Others

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