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Old 02-21-2019, 09:37 AM
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i predict fresh troll pithily effusive (what a shit try-hard name, by the way) is not long for the board.
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Old 02-21-2019, 10:38 AM
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I guess THEY finally GOT him! eek!
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Old 02-21-2019, 10:42 AM
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Old 02-21-2019, 10:54 AM
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Like I said in ATMB, if you think you have better information than we do, please send it to us. Otherwise you are attacking an innocent poster unjustly.
Let’s not get all hypocritical now.
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Old 02-21-2019, 11:00 AM
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Well, if anyone would know hypocrisy in the Pit...
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Old 02-21-2019, 11:09 AM
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Let’s not get all hypocritical now.
Eat shit, asshole.
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Old 02-21-2019, 11:18 AM
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Eat shit, asshole.
You never fail to not disappoint!

It’s too early in the day to write.

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Old 02-21-2019, 11:30 AM
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You never fail to not disappoint!

It’s too early in the day to write.
Eat shit, asshole.
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Old 02-21-2019, 11:44 AM
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Eat shit, asshole.
Your pit posting/other forum posting ratio is getting skewed.
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Old 02-21-2019, 12:06 PM
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Your pit posting/other forum posting ratio is getting skewed.
Eat shit, asshole.
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Old 02-21-2019, 12:09 PM
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Why do you keep telling nobody in particular to eat shit?
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Old 02-21-2019, 01:05 PM
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Why do you keep telling nobody in particular to eat shit?
One of the downsides of being a mod is that I can't put someone on ignore, no matter how worthless their posts.
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:26 PM
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Why doesn't that asshole octopus go eat shit?
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:49 PM
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Why doesn't that asshole octopus go eat shit?
Hey now! Try to have an original thought. Surely you can upgrade your preprogrammed insult subroutines?

Don’t people get tired of “orange man bad!”, “free speech advocate must smash!”, “____ asshole”, “dat’s racist!1!”, and “I wonder if poster x that isn’t part of our ohsocool clique is a troll or a sock or a trock or a sockroll...”?
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:57 PM
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Hey now! Try to have an original thought. Surely you can upgrade your preprogrammed insult subroutines?

Don’t people get tired of “orange man bad!”, “free speech advocate must smash!”, “____ asshole”, “dat’s racist!1!”, and “I wonder if poster x that isn’t part of our ohsocool clique is a troll or a sock or a trock or a sockroll...”?
Don't you get tired of being a pustule?
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Hey now! Try to have an original thought. Surely you can upgrade your preprogrammed insult subroutines?

Don’t people get tired of “orange man bad!”, “free speech advocate must smash!”, “____ asshole”, “dat’s racist!1!”, and “I wonder if poster x that isn’t part of our ohsocool clique is a troll or a sock or a trock or a sockroll...”?
Nah-We just skip all that and go directly to hating you trolls.
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Old 02-21-2019, 02:58 PM
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Why doesn't that asshole octopus go eat shit?
Like most trolls, he comes here to eat shit. He loves the stuff. He claims to hate this place, but he's constantly bellying up to the trough just to lap up some more.
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Old 02-21-2019, 03:09 PM
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Hey now! Try to have an original thought. Surely you can upgrade your preprogrammed insult subroutines?

Don’t people get tired of “orange man bad!”, “free speech advocate must smash!”, “____ asshole”, “dat’s racist!1!”, and “I wonder if poster x that isn’t part of our ohsocool clique is a troll or a sock or a trock or a sockroll...”?
Don't kid yourself. We're all tired of orange man being bad.
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Hey now! Try to have an original thought. Surely you can upgrade your preprogrammed insult subroutines?



Don’t people get tired of “orange man bad!”, “free speech advocate must smash!”, “____ asshole”, “dat’s racist!1!”, and “I wonder if poster x that isn’t part of our ohsocool clique is a troll or a sock or a trock or a sockroll...”?
I like how you slipped in your fantastical notion that you're criticized for advocating for free speech.
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Old 02-21-2019, 03:24 PM
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That is regal sounding.
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I propose a "5-Day octopus Plonk Challenge." It's easy! Just follow my lead and put him on ignore. After five days, if you feel that your life is in any way diminished, you can take him off your ignore list.

Bet you won't, because you'll be much happier (and so will I, not having to see the fucking twit's inane posts every time someone quotes him).
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Old 02-21-2019, 08:27 PM
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Maybe we can come to some arrangement where you put a piece of black tape over the top two inches of your screen, and we'll have a duty rota so that whenever octopus posts something somebody else will immediately add another post just long enough to move octopus' post under the tape?
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Old 02-21-2019, 08:39 PM
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Maybe we can come to some arrangement where you put a piece of black tape over the top two inches of your screen, and we'll have a duty rota so that whenever octopus posts something somebody else will immediately add another post just long enough to move octopus' post under the tape?
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Old 02-21-2019, 09:25 PM
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Who are we supposed to be ignoring, now?
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Old 02-21-2019, 09:44 PM
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Well, you know what they say—if you can’t tell who the mark is ...
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I propose a "5-Day octopus Plonk Challenge." It's easy! Just follow my lead and put him on ignore. After five days, if you feel that your life is in any way diminished, you can take him off your ignore list.

Bet you won't, because you'll be much happier (and so will I, not having to see the fucking twit's inane posts every time someone quotes him).
Does ignore keep you from seeing quoted posts? I didn't think it worked that way...
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Old 02-21-2019, 10:51 PM
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Darn Colibri! That was a masterful redirection from your hypocritical sanctimony.

Have fun with your snipe hunt but please don’t pretend this is a virtuous thread.
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Does ignore keep you from seeing quoted posts? I didn't think it worked that way...
If EVERYBODY puts him on Ignore, nobody will BE quoting him.

These sending people to Coventry initiatives don't tend to work out anyway...

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But if I put octopus on Ignore, who will give me my daily dose of "It's terrible how liberals keep calling conservatives racist, sexist and homophobic just because they keep saying and doing racist, sexist and homophobic things - surely straight white men are the best arbiters for deciding what is racist, sexist and/or homophobic!" shtick? I've come to rely on it like a big fluffy cholera-ridden security blanket.
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But if I put octopus on Ignore, who will give me my daily dose of "It's terrible how liberals keep calling conservatives racist, sexist and homophobic just because they keep saying and doing racist, sexist and homophobic things - surely straight white men are the best arbiters for deciding what is racist, sexist and/or homophobic!" shtick? I've come to rely on it like a big fluffy cholera-ridden security blanket.
<nitpick> Smallpox. It was smallpox blankets. Cholera you get from drinking water. </np>
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Yeah well what if your drink the blankets, smart guy?

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Old 02-25-2019, 08:13 AM
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octopus at least gives us more insight on how his side thinks.

When a lot of posters complain about something Trump said or did, normally forum readers think "Gosh, a lot of people don't like what Trump said or did." octopus thinks "Gosh, all these liberals must be getting together at a word factory somewhere and generating all these anti-Trump responses to distribute to their unquestioning drones. Surely nobody normal thinks that way."
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If EVERYBODY puts him on Ignore, nobody will BE quoting him.

These sending people to Coventry initiatives don't tend to work out anyway...


I go one step further, I put every poster that quotes some of our more toxic brethren or other assorted idjots on ignore.

A “Cordon Sanitaire” if you like

People really should know better than to argue with the village idiots. If you are arguing with one of those folks you really are posting to “hear” your own voice.
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I go one step further, I put every poster that quotes some of our more toxic brethren or other assorted idjots on ignore. ..
I like the extremity of the cut of your jib.
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Old 02-25-2019, 11:35 AM
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octopus at least gives us more insight on how his side thinks.
However, he seems to think that rather than this being a thread to identify trolls, this is a place for trolls like himself to post. Not content to troll every other thread in the Pit, he has to infest this one as well. He simply can't get enough negative attention.

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New poster SIick is totally not a moon landing denialist. He just has some questions.
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I like the extremity of the cut of your jib.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=824576

This thread inspired it. Anyone posting there after page 3 is a tedious wanker or a racist. I use page 20 as a hard cut off. I use it to update my ignore list every time I think "what are all those pompous morons doing here?"
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However, he seems to think that rather than this being a thread to identify trolls, this is a place for trolls like himself to post. Not content to troll every other thread in the Pit, he has to infest this one as well. He simply can't get enough negative attention.
How did a dishonest fool like you ever get a position of authority? You have compromising photos of the former man?
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However, he seems to think that rather than this being a thread to identify trolls, this is a place for trolls like himself to post. Not content to troll every other thread in the Pit, he has to infest this one as well. He simply can't get enough negative attention.
Yup. Still trolling away,

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How did a dishonest fool like you ever get a position of authority?
Seems like a strange thing for a Republican to be surprised about.
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Seems like a strange thing for a Republican to be surprised about.
His definition of honesty appears to be “saying things that I find appealing”.
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Yup. Still trolling away,
If you, as a moderator, are convinced that he's a troll, then why is he not banned?

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If you, as a moderator, are convinced that he's a troll, then why is he not banned?
Because a degree of trolling is permitted in the Pit.
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Because a degree of trolling is permitted in the Pit.
Fair enough. Thanks for all you do.
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