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You can tune a piano, but can you tuna fish?
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Will you pardon me if Albacore-ful how I answer that one?
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Old 02-15-2014, 06:50 PM
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Did you know that if you drop a grand piano down a shaft, you'll hear A Flat Minor?
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Would a scrunched for space apartment room be A Minor Flat?
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Would a kid who picks up playing the piano easily be A Sharp Minor?
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Old 02-15-2014, 06:56 PM
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Was it a happy ending?
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Old 02-15-2014, 06:57 PM
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Was I too fast for you?
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Old 02-15-2014, 09:05 PM
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How fast are you?
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Old 02-15-2014, 09:42 PM
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Old 02-16-2014, 08:33 AM
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Old 02-16-2014, 09:10 AM
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Do you make tachyons seem slow?
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Old 02-16-2014, 09:16 AM
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Old 02-16-2014, 09:21 AM
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:43 AM
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What warped factor is this?
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Old 02-16-2014, 06:41 PM
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Who are you calling warped?
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Old 02-16-2014, 07:58 PM
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Around here, who isn't?
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:17 AM
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I'm perfectly normal, doncha know?
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Old 02-17-2014, 11:57 AM
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For which standard of normality, the Kruse-Altzenheim Paradigm or the Multiple Universe Diagnostic?
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:09 PM
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Isn't normal is as normal does?
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:14 PM
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:17 PM
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Well, since the word's derived from the Latin for a carpenter's square, wouldn't it be anything that's upright and not off kilter?
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:18 PM
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:23 PM
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:24 PM
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Why would you want to? Or is that just my West Texas talking?
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:53 PM
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Do you have Lubbock in your rear view mirror?
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Old 02-17-2014, 01:24 PM
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Don't objects in the rear view mirror appear larger than they are?
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Old 02-17-2014, 01:38 PM
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Is that only true when you're going like a Bat out of Hell?
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It depends on whether or not you're engaged in Paradise by the Dashboard Light.
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Old 02-17-2014, 02:21 PM
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Buddha_David, why do I feel compelled to channel Alex Trebek right now???
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Old 02-17-2014, 05:29 PM
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O snap, did I make a boo-boo?
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Old 02-17-2014, 07:01 PM
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Doesn't everyone make that mistake sooner or later?
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Shouldn't he correct his mistake and then send the check to the Pepperwinkle-so-on-and-so-forth?
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:28 PM
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Oh, didn't I mention, the first one's on the house?
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Are the odds in the house's favor?
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:43 PM
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Why would it be otherwise?
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:48 PM
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Maybe you have a card up your sleeve?
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:51 PM
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Did you say "cod" or "card"?
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Is your card the Bass of Spades?
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Old 02-17-2014, 09:06 PM
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I shouldn't draw the Queen of Diamonds, should I?
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Old 02-17-2014, 09:09 PM
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If you did, would another one bite the dust?
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The Deuce you say?
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Old 02-17-2014, 09:52 PM
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Say, is it true that Queen Elizabeth's favorite chef was knighted Sir Loin?
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Did Sir Loin wear a cloth?
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Old 02-17-2014, 10:31 PM
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Where's the beef?
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Old 02-17-2014, 11:08 PM
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Don't they have Beefeaters for that?
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Is it true that you are what you eat?
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Old 02-17-2014, 11:11 PM
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Should cat eaters be concerned?
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