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Old 12-15-2012, 12:00 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:02 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:05 AM
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When aren't you stoned?
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:29 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 01:55 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 04:14 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:00 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 08:37 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 11:32 AM
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Old 12-15-2012, 02:21 PM
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:08 PM
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Old 12-15-2012, 10:49 PM
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Doesn't everybody lie, according to House?
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Old 12-15-2012, 11:00 PM
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Old 12-15-2012, 11:03 PM
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And didn't you just answer you own question anyway?
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Old 12-15-2012, 11:46 PM
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:02 AM
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How can you forget a question that is posted right in front of your very eyes?
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:17 AM
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Do you make a habit of underestimating peoples' ability to do things?
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:52 AM
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Have I ever done that?
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:18 AM
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:41 AM
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:12 PM
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The spray, the blunt weapon, or the Doper?
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:39 PM
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The blunt weapon??
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:30 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 01:40 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:16 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 05:20 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:14 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:41 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:46 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 11:25 AM
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:47 PM
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Do you really think you should be eating onion rings?
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Old 12-17-2012, 12:59 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 01:53 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 01:58 PM
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Why can't people stop beating about the bush and give a direct answer, dammit?!
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:26 PM
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Wouldn't that violate the rules of the game?
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:42 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 06:14 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:36 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:45 PM
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Did you show this same inability to pay attention as a child in school?
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:05 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:15 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:25 PM
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Old 12-17-2012, 09:27 PM
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No, do you have some guys hiding, waiting to ambush me?
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:12 AM
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Who are you, really?
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:57 AM
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Would "truly" be a better thing to call you than "really"?
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