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Have you read his Number Two book: "To The Manure Born"?

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Old 07-08-2013, 11:58 AM
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Wasn't that the one responsible for the communist government accusing him of dereliction of doody?
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Did you hear that when they found out the charges were false, they couldn't go out in public without raising their collars to hide their feces?
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:07 PM
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That was a crappy turn of events for them, wasn't it?
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:08 PM
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Ah, but wasn't it just the ordure of the day?
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:11 PM
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But don't you think that was rather cheeky of them?
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:15 PM
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Aren't we rather scraping the bottom with this line?
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:20 PM
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Old 07-08-2013, 12:32 PM
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Didn't we do this around post #1560 plus?
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Old 07-08-2013, 02:14 PM
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Old 07-08-2013, 10:12 PM
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Old 07-09-2013, 05:38 AM
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Which zone are you in?
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:13 AM
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Do you see Mr. Serling anywhere about?
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:43 AM
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Which District are you in?
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:45 AM
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Are you familiar with Bangkok's 50 districts?
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:46 AM
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Do you know I have some slight idea from Wikipedia and maps?
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:50 AM
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How many time zones do you think Bangkok has anyway?
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Old 07-09-2013, 11:58 AM
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One?
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Old 07-09-2013, 12:01 PM
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Correct, so what do I win?
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Old 07-09-2013, 12:11 PM
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Old 07-09-2013, 12:53 PM
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:00 PM
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Don't you know I rather think it twill?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:05 PM
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Sew can you needle her into cutting me a slice?
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Would you mind if I ask her if weave got enough to share?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:18 PM
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Do you think she'll understand the thread of this conversation?
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Don't you know I think so, but don't get khaki?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:22 PM
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Would you call that pun well-plaid?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:23 PM
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Wool, did you cotton to it?
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If puns were a river, would you tell me to Nile on?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:26 PM
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Continuing in that stream of thought, when would you want to call it quilts?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:28 PM
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Did you want to clothes this then?
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Old 07-09-2013, 01:34 PM
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Do you gauze know how many I enjoy this verbal knit-picking?
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Do you think we've told a good enough yarn then?
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Isn't it good we have denim-ble minds for these jokes, even if our posts sometimes o-burlap?
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Can you per-suede me to stay a little bit longer?
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Come on, can't you see we're just tartan with this?
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Don't you know you just kilt me with that one?
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Old 07-09-2013, 02:04 PM
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Shall we serge on?
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I must go cook. My family wants tweed dinner. See you tomorrow?
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Shall we just frieze it here then?
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Didn't Esther work in telemarketing, where chiffon'd people for their opinions?
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Are they the same lesbian couple Polly & Esther that were told by a pro-life, homophobic protestor to give their children to a "real" family?

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Did that really happen?
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