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Wouldn't the turtles prefer to be in a pond or river?
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Didn't evolution move turtles from ponds to turtle garages?
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Does that mean that The Turtles were a garage band?
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Aren't turtles a confectionery?
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And if you laugh at them, are they mock turtles?
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:04 AM
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Sam, have you ever eaten Turtles (the confectionery)?
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:08 AM
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Old 12-08-2019, 06:26 AM
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Between Mutant Ninjas, chocolate candies, rock bands, and mock soup, doesn’t this already seem like a lot of turtles?
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Old 12-08-2019, 08:40 AM
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Would you rather have quokkas?
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Old 12-08-2019, 11:03 AM
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:36 PM
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Would you rather have quokkas?
Would you rather have quokkas?
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:52 PM
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Was that supposed to be clever?
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If you don’t think it was clever, don’t you think it was repetitive?
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Old 12-08-2019, 04:39 PM
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How did we get from turtles to quokkas?
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Old 12-08-2019, 05:13 PM
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Old 12-08-2019, 05:39 PM
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Isn’t it time we got to the gross-looking geoducks?
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That's pronounced gooey ducks, isn't it.
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Isn't a gooey duck something you find stick to your car's grille?
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Old 12-08-2019, 06:23 PM
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You know, I don’t want to visualize that?
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:57 PM
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Old 12-09-2019, 12:35 AM
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Isn't a gooey duck just a melted Peep?
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Old 12-09-2019, 08:18 AM
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Ok, but don't they taste different?
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Old 12-09-2019, 11:14 AM
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Is post 20618 still a question, even though it lacks a question mark at the end? Or is it more like a not-very-declamatory statement?
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Old 12-09-2019, 11:31 AM
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Can we just say that was a typo?
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Old 12-09-2019, 03:22 PM
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Is post 20618 still a question, even though it lacks a question mark at the end? Or is it more like a not-very-declamatory statement?
And is post 20620 not a question, even though it ends with a question mark?
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Old 12-09-2019, 03:28 PM
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Can we continue?
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Old 12-09-2019, 03:58 PM
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I thought we were continuing, weren't we?
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Old 12-09-2019, 04:43 PM
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If I started post 20620, with “Do you know,” would that have sounded more like a question?
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Old 12-09-2019, 05:33 PM
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Wouldn't "Must I visualize that?" work better?
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Old 12-09-2019, 06:53 PM
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Aren't we getting a bit pedantic about the whole thing?
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Old 12-09-2019, 11:16 PM
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Have you been on the Straight Dope before?
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Old 12-10-2019, 12:00 AM
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When have Dopers not been pedantic about such things?
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Old 12-10-2019, 12:21 AM
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Old 12-10-2019, 08:51 AM
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Well, how do you like them apples, Mayor McCheese?
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Old 12-10-2019, 10:19 AM
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I know I didn't vote for the guy; did any of you?
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Shouldn’t Ronald McDonald be the Mayor of McDonaldland?
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Maybe he just doesn't want to release his taxes?
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Old 12-10-2019, 12:45 PM
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Isn't that assuming he even files his taxes?
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Old 12-10-2019, 01:20 PM
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Does the orange Grimace even file his nails?
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Doesn’t “the orange Grimace” sound like the worst fruit drink ever?
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And McDonald's wouldn't even sell it, amirite?
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Old 12-10-2019, 06:42 PM
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Wasn't McDonald's sued by Sid and Marty Krofft over Mayor McCheese?
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Didn’t he look too much like H.R. Pufnstuf, a Krofft creation, hence the suit?

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Didn't he wear an ill-fitting suit, hence the suit?
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Old 12-10-2019, 11:28 PM
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Wasn't it more his head and the "Mayor" sash than his suit?
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Do any mayors wear sashes these days? Hey, and remember when Homer Simpson had one as mayor of Springfield on The Simpsons and used it as a napkin?
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Was that the episode about garbage pickup? Wasn't Steve Martin in that one?
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Wasn't everyone on the Simpsons at some point?
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I wasn't on the Simpsons, was I?
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