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It's my Birthday, and I'll pee if I want too, pee if I want too... *TMI*


For my 58th birthday I got my catheter removed!!!
Happy Birthday to me!
It was only in for a week, but seemed much longer. (no pun).

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Old 08-13-2019, 06:26 PM
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Meanwhile, a few hours ago I was sitting in a meeting at work and really regretting all the coffee I had drunk beforehand.
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Old 08-13-2019, 07:20 PM
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And I hope everything comes out OK!
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:02 PM
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:23 PM
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I bet urine for a better year than last year!
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:44 PM
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Happy birthday!

I have been a member of the catheter club. The pee bag wasn’t a chick magnet.

Congratulations.
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:56 PM
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I feel ya. I had to take diuretics for 2 weeks. I never peed so much in my life!! Toward the end I woulda took a catheter if offered.
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Old 08-13-2019, 10:17 PM
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:41 AM
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I spent a week in hospital needing an anti-biotic drip attached to a stand.
The nurses kindly added a catheter, so I wouldn't have to keep struggling to get out of bed and walk to the toilet to pee whilst manoeuvring the drip and stand.

I know how you felt when the catheter was removed - it's a great sensation!
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Old 08-14-2019, 06:33 AM
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Happy birthday foggy, and what more wonderful gift could you ask for.
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Old 08-14-2019, 07:10 AM
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I know how you felt when the catheter was removed - it's a great sensation!
I had a catheter once a couple of decades ago (although it was only in for a few hours). It was extremely painful going in, extremely painful coming out, and for many hours afterward I experienced extreme pain while peeing. I hope to god I never have to get catheterized ever again.
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Old 08-15-2019, 05:41 PM
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I spent a week in hospital needing an anti-biotic drip attached to a stand.
The nurses kindly added a catheter, so I wouldn't have to keep struggling to get out of bed and walk to the toilet to pee whilst manoeuvring the drip and stand.

I know how you felt when the catheter was removed - it's a great sensation!
That was my experience when in a naval hospital for surgery some decades ago. It was pretty neat to have the sensation of "gotta go" and then realizing "wow, I already went"
But it certainly wasn't enjoyable trying to sleep at night with tubing installed.

Anyway, congrats OP on peeing freely on your own!
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Old 08-14-2019, 07:31 AM
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Congratulations and Happy Birthday!
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Belated congratulations on your birthday and catheter removal!

I would have sent a card, but there appears to be a gap in the Hallmark inventory around these events...
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Thanks for the B'day wishes!

Wonder what I'll get removed for my 59th B'day?
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Old 08-16-2019, 07:26 AM
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I have felt your pain. There's nothing like feeling a catheter to make you appreciate what a wonder it is to pee normally. Happy Birthday!
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