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Old 07-05-2019, 12:27 AM
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Dicks Out for Hambre

Long after the extinction of mankind, aliens visit earth and take a sample of dozens of dvds to gain some understanding of what our culture was like. Unfortunately, every single dvd was a Spanish porno. A small subculture grows up among the aliens to dress up and act like humans. A core group of 5 individuals, who call themselves The Hambre, and who are hungry for knowledge, take turns recounting to the others how they imagine our world worked. PG 13 mild themes and language.

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Old 07-05-2019, 11:47 AM
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Richard Lood is a fashion photographer by day and a creepy voyeur by night. One evening, he decides to follow one of his high fashion models home to secretly photograph her along the way but once she gets to her apartment, he can't resist trying to get closer for a better shot. Climbing up the fire escape, he see that she opened her window for some air before walking into her bathroom. He sneaks in, hides in her closet and photographs her changing. Thinking he's hit it big, he tries it again the next night only this time, she is murdered in her apartment by an unknown assailant while he watches. When detective Marianne Scarlett is put on the case, Richard tries to find a way to get her photographic evidence of the killing without implicating himself and winds up in her bedroom closet, photographing her while she changes. Thinking he has to take this to city hall, he stalks deputy mayor Coco Tuxedo and ends up in her bedroom and photographs her as well. while photographing Coco, he hears a familiar voice. It's Rock Gaines, Coco's bodyguard and he comes in and the two make love. Realizing that his voice matches that of the model's killer, he tries to make a run for it but Rock catches him and is about to kill him as well until Detective Scarlett (who put to and two together after seeing all the pictures in Richard's dark room) rushes into the scene and saves him. Richard and Scarlett embrace and have a long kiss. Final scene is Richard photographing someone from her bedroom closet. Camera pans to Scarlett, who in the middle of changing out of her clothes, stops and smiles at the camera and seductively winks.


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Old 07-06-2019, 07:07 AM
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The Moist Noise of the Cowboy's Joist

35 year old local handyman Bobby Maketron has just been cruising through life based purely on his natural good looks, charisma, a little bit of luck, some family connections, good instincts, a lot of hard work, natural talent, self-discipline, careful financial planning, and a dedicated application to higher learning. But his life is turned upside-down when Shanta Atre, a beautiful young handyperson, arrives in town and causes a sensation by applying Buddhist sensibilities to her own handiwork. They start out as rivals but, by paying attention to each other, each learning something important from the other, such as just taking the time to listen to the sounds that a decking project makes to see if it has been well done or done by an absolute cowboy, will they bond and fall in love? It's anybody's guess!

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Old 07-06-2019, 08:24 PM
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Twelve

Peter, Andrew, James Z., John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James A., Thaddaeus, Simon and Judas grew up as typical kids in ancient times, and back then they had no idea how their adult lives would be changed by following the Son of God. This film is the story of twelve boys and how they would all grow up to be the most famous groupies of all time.

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Old 07-07-2019, 11:59 AM
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Star Scattered Night

Rebecca seems to have it all: good looks, captain of the cheer squad, captain of the debate team, straight As, and is a member of the student council, but when she meets Josh, the strange quiet kid who just transferred in from out of state, she finds herself strangely attracted to him. The science teacher talks about the one-in-a-million years phenomenon called the Star Scattered Night and she wants to invite him for a ride out into the country to see it but handsome jock Brad humiliates him in the cafeteria. She's forced to make a decision between her parents' wishes and her own heart's desire. Finally, she decides to grab Josh and take him out to the country to watch the stars. As they discuss their future and kiss, the Star Scattered Night reigns flaming meteorites down on her town and school.


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Old 07-11-2019, 02:51 PM
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Kiera Lee Courtney and the Courtly Curtsey

A Southern Belle cotillion proves an embarrassment to a young teenager girl, as she has no date, her dad is huffing about the cost of the dress, and her mother won't stop reminiscing about her coming out dance. Kiera Lee's hopes are restored due to the advice and encouragement of Dame Julie Bee, an old woman who is more concerned about the inside than the outside. Eventually, everything comes together, and Kiera Lee even gets the curtsey right.

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Old 07-15-2019, 08:54 AM
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Clem and Jake Bob are two local idiots who could usually be found getting into trouble. Whether it's running over mailboxes in their pick up trucks, trying to weasel free beers at the local saloon or trying to steal tools from construction sites, they are troublemakers through and through. All of that changes when they're down at the local fishing hole looking to blow up some fish with some dynamite and they meet a scraggly, abandoned mutt with a mind of his own. The two name the dog Dynamite after one of their favorite activities and the dog eventually makes his way into their hearts. Clem and Jake Bob learn a lot about themselves and their town and soon team up to stop the greedy developer from the big city. Afterwards, Clem and Jake Bob's love blossoms and they kiss while Dynamite winks at the camera.


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Old 07-15-2019, 09:09 AM
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Hamster Huey II: The Gooier Kablooier
This sequel to the beloved animated children's movie finds Hamster Huey once again entering the Gooey Kablooie, this time to free his owner Kaylie from a new arch-foe, Severina Splat. With new sidekick Mordant Mouse at his side, Hamster Huey crosses the Bridge of Gopher Guts, has an impromptu rap battle with a one-eyed prairie dog and crawls through the bowels of a very large whale before being reunited with his friend and owner, who vows never to go messing around in the Gooey Kablooie again. Voice cast includes Topher Grace as Hamster Huey, Jennifer Lopez as Kaylie and Dame Maggie Smith as Severina Splat.

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Old 07-15-2019, 03:20 PM
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What Happens Next Door

12 yr old Tiffany and her younger brother Roscoe are increasingly obsessed with the weird goings-on at their mysterious neighbor's home. They try to make their oblivious parents aware of the late night arrival of strange people (and the fact that they never see anyone leave), the ominous green glowing lights from basement windows, screaching sounds and horrid smell. Finally, the decide to break in to find that the neighbor has been conducting experiments to try to open a portal to an evil universe!

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Old 07-15-2019, 03:29 PM
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Hughie Law (Robert Forster) is a cop three days from retirement when a freak accident finds him super-glued at the forehead to mobster-turned-informant Sammy "the Woodpecker" Peccora (Forster again, in a stunning dual role). The detective must now clear his outstanding cases with a foul-mouthed, bad-breathed, constantly complaining gangster attached directly to his cranium. Will Hughie Law make it to retirement?

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Old 07-16-2019, 09:08 PM
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Jimmy the Stuntman wows the crowds at all the local events but dreams of making it big. Fortunately, with 5-Hour Energy in his hand, he knows he's got the stuff. His big break comes when he gets to do a televised stunt with the big famous stuntman with Super Squirrel Energy Drink sponsoring him. Turns out, the famous stuntman is kind of a dick so Jimmy punches him out, gulps down some delicious 5-Hour, kisses the pretty girl, and then does the stunt himself.

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Old 07-17-2019, 05:37 PM
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A deeply introspective look into the life of an old science fiction writer whose work never sold mainly because he refused to sell out and visit the more popular tropes of his time. The film consists of interviews of his family and friends cut with brief, older pieces of film showing him and displaying his mordant sense of humor. By the time the viewer is halfway through it is apparent that the author has committed suicide, This, however, is only partly true, as the end shows the author has gone into writing advertising copy to make ends meet.

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Old 07-18-2019, 12:51 AM
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Mr Wolf (Harvey Keitel) an aging 'cleaner' for mob homicides, get's caught red-handed with 5 dead bodies in the trunk of his nsx. Shortly after arriving in prison he is diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and given a few months to live. Determined to make the most of his time left on earth he makes a plan to raise hell inside the prison walls. Sneaking of contraband, instigation of riots, pizza deliveries, call girls, a bothersome little gopher, and no holds are barred.

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Fatal Abstraction

An infamous New York City street artist is attacked, beaten and left for dead in an alley. After coming to in a hospital bed, he is haunted by shadows and voices that tell him paint images of ever increasing violence. He eventually learns that every depiction of violence he paints is mirrored by actual violence a day later. After a detective sees the paintings, the artist is thought to be a notorious serial killer and hunted.

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Old 07-18-2019, 12:17 PM
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A total nerd of a computer genius turns into a werewolf at the full moon. A werewolf that can sing, dance, and act better than anybody anywhere. The werewolf has a one week a month gig on Broadway and builds quite the following, while the computer nerd works the other three weeks of the month trying to find a way to keep the full moon all the time, and thus causes his own demise. Staring Hugh Jackman.

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Trump the Genius

The world's shortest movie clocks in at 3 seconds: The 1st second shows the movie title, the 2nd second shows Trump with his mouth open, and the 3rd shows the closing credits.

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Old 07-20-2019, 01:27 PM
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Dr. Pimple Popper is back, now in her first full-length documentary. In one of her most difficult cases, she introduces us to Dewy, a seventeen-year-old boy suffering from a deeply inflamed pimple. Some DBox theaters will also be introducing Smell-o-Vision. Don't miss it, or you'll never understand what all the puss is about!


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Old 07-21-2019, 10:58 AM
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An old man works in a winter garden, attempting to tend to the plants and flowers, taking care of the soil, and pulling weeds while the cold wind blows and sleet stings his bare hands. He imagines back to happier times working in the garden in the warm summer. He flashes back to his wife, the birth of his children, who grow up and leave his garden. He remembers his wife dying and leaving him. The only thing left in his world is his winter garden. As the cold wind whips across his face one more time, he looks up and makes one wish to be in his garden forever. The camera pulls back and the old man becomes a part of the winter garden, cold and lonely, waiting for warmer times.


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Old 07-21-2019, 11:41 AM
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From the opening strands of Seriously Serengati to the haunting "The Place of the Wild Sisal", O.G. is a toe-tapping, knee-slapping hullabaloo of a musical. Country & Western seems like an odd milieu for a musical about the Leakeys and their discovery of primordial man in East Africa, but it almost sorta works. Kinda. The tradition of having Mrs. Leakey being played by a male falsetto in drag is optional.


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Old 07-21-2019, 11:57 AM
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While attending a chess tournament in Bangkok, David Candycane hears about autoerotic asphyxiation for the first time and decides to try it.

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Runner's High: Jeff Smokington is about to see his beloved dispensary repossessed by the evil banker unless he can come up rest of his mortgage payment by the end of the moth. He organizes the worlds first "Stoner Marathon" to raise the money.

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Old 07-21-2019, 07:25 PM
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Brock "The Brick" Lee is a humble Hong Kong bricklayer and Shaolin martial artist who is convinced by British intelligence to enter a martial arts competition to stop an evil drug lord. After The Brick wins his way to the final match, the drug lord kidnaps and executes his pet bunny. The Brick fights his way through hundreds of minions, gets to the drug lord and says "Now the Brick enters you" and totally punches right through the villain's chest.

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Old 07-21-2019, 08:53 PM
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The Postman Always Dies Twice

When handsome drifter Pad Thai swings in to town he quickly catches the eye of Marity Cider, who works with her husband Todd at the local diner they own. Marity confides in Pad her scheme to dispatch her husband and live happily ever after with Pad. Together they devise a plan to anonymously mail cigarettes to Todd in the hope that he will take up smoking which could lead to an early demise. Todd takes up smoking but to compensate he also cuts out dairy from his diet and hits the gym pretty hard. While at the gym, Todd meets Mark and they run away together to live in California. Pad and Marity live happily ever after.

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Old 07-22-2019, 08:14 AM
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A secret underground fight club with one rule: The contestants must fight while dancing until one of them is dead.

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Old 07-22-2019, 08:16 PM
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Wisecracking but loveable Chico "Chicken" Chzinskison is let out of prison early in an effort to try to capture his former cellmate, a known drug dealer and killer. Gruff but loveable police detective Bartholomew "Biscuits" Biscottiski is assigned the case and the two butt heads while they track down the killer. They're the original odd couple -- Chicken & Biscuits -- but do they have what it takes to get the job done before the police chief takes Biscuits' badge and sends Chicken back to the coop?


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Old 07-23-2019, 08:37 AM
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Seamus Birdweather wins the lottery and goes on a mission to find the "Seabird" a plane his father (supposedly) died on when it went down into the ocean in World War II. He encounters a lot of opposition from his mother, various government agencies, and some random strangers.

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Old 07-24-2019, 09:51 AM
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The Tenors are a four man doo-wop group who tour the country singing to thousands of fans. Little do their fans suspect, however, that the Tenors are actually a team of burglars who rob while using their tour as a front and alibi. They agree that they will make one last big score while in the city to steal a valuable diamond but things get complicated when an unrelenting FBI agent comes sniffing around as well as trouble from a competing all female group called the Mezzo-Sopranos, who are also looking to steal the diamond. There's a shaky alliance, a little romance, trouble with the law, a double-cross (or two or three) and a sequel hook for the Mezzo-Sopranos.

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Old 07-24-2019, 10:55 AM
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Peter Piper has a peculiar problem: He has acquired a parasite that only he can see and hear, and it makes him do weird things. Piper's parasite promises to keep Peter safe from all harm, and when gets the death penalty for a murder the Parasite made him do, that's when the hijinks begin.

When Peter is sent to the electric chair for doing a bad thing, the Parasite kills the power in the whole area, and 37 deaths result. The gas chamber? The Parasite neutralizes the gas in the chamber and turns the air outside the chamber into poison gas, killing all 17 spectators. Firing squad? The Parasite makes all the guns explode, killing all eight shooters. Peter escapes, and keeps on with his life of crime, the Parasite protecting him all the time.

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Old 07-26-2019, 08:24 AM
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A movie that was just a little too disgusting even for the porn industry, Orenthal, played by PP Burns, and Anita, played by transgender porn actress Patti Wang, go on a tri-state killing spree, take steroids, and have sex along the way in the most revoltingly ways possible. No broken, stained couch behind the gas station is safe when Orenthal and Anita Bryant-Simpson get Juiced.


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Tale of a rock band that uses their own flatulence in their songs, both as an instrument and for harmonies. The final song of "Blowing n the Wind" will rock your world. Soon to be a Broadway jukebox musical!

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Old 07-29-2019, 01:43 PM
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Merry Pop Ins appears at the front doorstep of the Banks family, becomes the children's nanny, and ingratiates herself into the family through cheerful songs and seemingly magical, bemusing, acts. When a kite flying incident nearly decapitates one of the children, they decide to investigate the goings-on of Merry. They discover that their new caretaker is actually an advanced scout for the Pop Ins, an alien species that is preparing to attack the earth using fantastic technology that would seem magical to humans (flying umbrellas, cartoon penguins, dancing chimney sweeps, etc.). Merry must now choose between protecting her new family or her duties to her planet though the 3rd act song SuperKillAFragileKidExplosionsAreDestructive should be a clue.


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Old 07-30-2019, 11:48 AM
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Jimmy's a normal teenage high school geek with one difference: he's a wizard. He doesn't have a lot of magic yet, but he can (and does) make the jocks who give him a hard time chronic fits of burping. Then he meets the cheerleader of his dreams, who won't give him a tumble. She burps herself to death, and Jimmy becomes completely unhinged, and finally unleashes a humongous borborygmus which totals the town. Only Jimmy survives and is heading for YOUR TOWN.


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Harry Horner lives on a very large lot, in a house that is always locked up, closed, shuttered, and surrounded by large trees. He only comes out once a day, before dark, to ride his bike to the local restaurant, get some food to go, and bikes home.

Neighborhood kids tell all sorts of stories about "Hairy Horror," which are shown in the movie in great, graphic detail. Whenever one of them dies, there is always a scenario that "Harry did it."

Eventually, when Harry is not seen for several days in a heat wave and a nasty smell comes from is house, the police investigate and find his body, crushed by a load of restaurant take out containers.

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Old 07-31-2019, 05:56 AM
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It's 1692 in Salem Massachusetts and after a series of accusations against some townfolk, Witchfinder general Rowland Gay comes to town. Gay has a reputation for being unyielding and closed minded, and the fine folk of Salem take an instant dislike to him - except for the people who are eager for convictions, that is. In fear that he'll help convict innocent people who are being targeted for being unlikable or as revenge for petty slights, several of the good Christians of Salem begin a campaign to pray that Gay is sent away. To their delight, it works and Gay packs up his bags and leaves Salem. Unfortunately the state soon sends his replacement, Cotton Mathers...


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Old 07-31-2019, 08:26 AM
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Baby Jones (played by Kate McKinnon) thought she had it all -- looks, personality, and a top position at a big New York ad agency but things suddenly change when she meets Baby B. Jones (Rebel Wilson). Baby takes Baby on a crazy race across town to meet Baby Johansen (Shirley MacLaine) who holds a mysterious letter from Baby D. Jones. They travel across the country meeting more Babies along the way (Ellie Kemper, Penelope Cruz, Melissa McCarthy, Tiffany Hadish, and Judy Dench playing both Baby "JoJo" Peachtree and Baby Smoothe). They finally get to the palatial estate of Baby D. Jones (Sean Gunn in a mocap suit) who tells them that they are all sisters and the one who marries her true love first will inherit her fortune. Who will win true love and the fortune? Critics agree "Oh Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby! is a movie.... to see" and "Oh Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby… has... fun..." It's madcap meets mayhem that will leave the men of America saying "Oh Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby!"

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Cory Boyd stalks Joy Benoist, constantly talking to her, calling her, showing up at her job, shops she visits, restaurants she goes to, moviehouses she is at, standing outside her house for hours house, and just being a big pain in the ass. The police say they cannot do anything about it until Cory dojes something illegal. "Like kill me?" Joy replies.

Cory breaks into Joy's house while she is preparing dinner and threatens to "give you 12 inches." She responds "I'll give you 12 inches" and slashes his throat with a butcher knife, cutting his vocal cords. The police arrive and lock Joy up. The New York Post headline the next day is JOY BENOIST'S COY BOY UNVOICED.

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The Hat in the Cat

A documentary film crew follows 3 junkies from different backgrounds through the dark underbelly of San Francisco's Tenderloin District. Through interviews, each tells the story of their journey and what they have had to do to survive and to feed their habits.

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Nothing trumps this tale of a man's journey from the head of a corporation worth billions of dollars to a washed-up, crazy politician. Not based on a true story, despite what you may think.

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Bugsy "Bugs" Alfredo is the king of the New York mob and he's got everything he could ever want, except true love. He meets dancing girl Barbara "Bunny" Carbona one night at the club and begins pursuing her in order to woo her. Bunny initially refuses his advances saying that she's "not that kind of girl" but warms up to him when he starts giving her expensive gifts and nights out on the town. Turns out that she's actually Barbara "Babs" Glue and she's deep undercover for the feds looking to get the dirt on Bugs' gang but she's also kind of falling for the big palooka. Will she remain loyal to her job with the FBI or will she follow her heart's desire?


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The tale of Simon Peter, told from the viewpoint of his Jewish yenta of a wife (since the Bible mentions Peter's MIL, he was married). Lots of Yiddish humor, but she does cook a nice brisket for the Last Supper, and gives her husband a good talking-to about denying his friends "No matter how mishegas they are."

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In a modern retelling of My Fair Lady, the partners at Higgins and Doolittle make a wager whether Eliza, the down and out meth head could succeed on Wall Street or not. She flounders a bit but Higgins discovers that he has feelings for her along the way. Things turn south at a swanky party where she is tempted by smarmy stockbroker doing lines of coke in the men's room and she makes a scene after getting high. Higgins and Doolittle try to forget her and move on because they have an important business meeting to attend. They unfortunately stumble along and are going to lose the client until Eliza bursts into the boardroom and makes an eloquent, passionate speech citing successes of the company until the potential clients stand up and applaud. One of the clients says "The lady's got potential!" as Eliza and Doolittle embrace.


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A poor couple Leon and Cleo find a very rare and valuable ancient coin depicting Jesus of Nazareth. To keep it safe while they walk to the coin buyer's store, the coin is stored in Leo's shorts. Hijacks ensue as they only can in any movie set in New York City, and the coin keeps falling out of Leo's too big shorts and has to be rescued. Fortunately, the couple makes it to the coin store and emerges wealthy.

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This adaptation of the Broadway play is a sequel to Annie Get Your Gun that critics say "no one should watch" and includes seven new "horrific" songs written expressly for the soundtrack. In this movie, which Richard Roeper calls "as riveting as a car wreck" Annie hangs up her guns and pursues a musical career. But when a rival siren tries to take her place at the Grand Palisade, will her guns continue to collect dust? Find out before this film gets the bum's rush at your local theater.

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Old 08-09-2019, 10:09 PM
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Silly Old Bear

Retired Chicago Bear fullback Ranko Steinmenski is at a loss for what to do with the rest of his life, but a chance encounter at a child's birthday party leads to a new career as a birthday clown. You'll laugh and cry as that Silly Old Bear learns how to block out an act and make way for fun!

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Doris and Dennis Day both fall in love with and propose to Tuesday Weld. She turns both of them down because she doesn't want to be "Tuesday Day." In the end, all three of them enter into an unmarried relationship

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Have a Cow, Man

The latest super-hero spoof movie from the Wayans brothers and company stars Dan Castellaneta as Sart Bimpson, who cruises the crime-ridden streets of Shelbyville at night as COWMAN--mooing and cudding for Truth and Justice. Expect numerous lawsuits.

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Mad Max is roaming the desert wilderness with only an Australian cattle dog and a few rounds for his shotgun as his only companions. He is ambushed by Humungus Boogie and his gang, and after a vicious car chase, his main ride is stolen and he is left for dead. Fortunately, he is rescued by Righteous Grass and her group of peace-loving nomads. They were peace loving until they also fell victim to Boogie's raids on their gas and stash so they are planning a retaliation to get their stuff back. Max tags along and after another far out chase, they end up in Humungus Boogie's lair where the villain shows them that all he wanted to do was showcase Max's car at his righteous disco. He's real jazzed to show him his keen pad and they all dance together and enjoy some of Righteous Grass's stash. Righteous Grass wants to thank Max for helping them out (and maybe become his main squeeze along the way) but sees him racing off into the distance alone.


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Old 08-13-2019, 10:18 PM
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Chuck White (Morris Chestnut) walked into his office in Huntington Woods, he had no idea that his day was about to take a turn. Mrs. Thistlewood is horrified that her son Aiden has been accused of vandalizing Molly Hill's 2019 Subaru Forrester. and she's sure he can prove that it's her son's friend Jacob who sprayed the paint. Just when Chuck thinks it'll be an easy case, three of Aiden's classmates show up dead, apparently the victim of tainted drugs at a medicine cabinet party, and everyone says that Aiden brought the deadly pills to the bash. Will Chuck ever find his way out of the cul-de-sac so he can investigate before someone else ends up dead?




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Rupert Blackadder is a recent addition to the Personnel Dept. of Howitzer University, a military school/conservative think tank. Rupert's a bleeding heart liberal. Hilarity ensues.

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Old 08-14-2019, 08:34 AM
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A woman, engaged to a man she does not want to marry but he needs a green card and she needs to pay off her gambling debts with the money he's promised her when he gets it, picks up Ishmael in a bar and has one whale of a good night. During the activities, she explains her situation re: the engagement. As she's leaving, the man hands her the cash needed to pay off her debts.

She gives him her phone number, but he never calls. She spends the rest of her life a lonely, bitter old woman and dies of a mob hit.

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