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Old 08-12-2019, 05:23 AM
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True and true (in NYC, of all places)

I have seen the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace, and you have not.

I have never been bitten by a wild animal (other than an insect), and you have.
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True and false

I have on at least one occasion drunk hot sauce straight out of a bottle and you have not.

I have never been rear ended in an auto collision and you have.
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Old 08-12-2019, 01:02 PM
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True and false.

I am having a very large, old tree removed right now and you are not.

I have not drunk hot coffee (only iced coffee) in ten years, and you have.
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Old 08-12-2019, 04:25 PM
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True, although that's probably in the not-too-distant future. And very true.

I am going camping this week and you are not.

I have not had hot tea in about twenty years, and you have.
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True, although that's probably in the not-too-distant future. And very true.

I am going camping this week and you are not.

I have not had hot tea in about twenty years, and you have.
True and (probably) true.


I have a vacation planned within the next two weeks and you do not.

I have never owned a pocket watch and you have.

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Old 08-12-2019, 06:45 PM
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True and true (I only wear it with my tux.)

I have visited the Musée d'Orsay in Paris, and you have not.

I haven't eaten meat loaf in the past ten years and you have.
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:54 AM
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True and true (I only wear it with my tux.)

I have visited the Musée d'Orsay in Paris, and you have not.

I haven't eaten meat loaf in the past ten years and you have.
True and true.


I have had gout and you have not.

I have never made homemade yogurt and you have.
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Old 08-14-2019, 09:07 AM
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True and false.

I have kept a jar of bacon grease under the kitchen sink and you have not.

I have never purchased lard at the store and you have.
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:35 PM
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True and false.

My house had a coal chute and yours did not.

I've never eaten a Twinkie and you have.
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Old 08-14-2019, 05:57 PM
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True and false.

My house had a coal chute and yours did not.

I've never eaten a Twinkie and you have.
True and true


I met a new co-worker this week and you did not.

I have never laughed at anything Adam Sandler has said or done and you have.
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:56 PM
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True, but I met one last week. So just barely true.

and true. (well, not literally.)

I have my own office at work and you don't.

I have never owned a pick-up truck, and you have.
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False and false.

I have listened to Handel's "Zadok the Priest" today, and you have not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1W1XJ96y9k

I have not been to Buckingham Palace in a decade, and you have.
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Old 08-15-2019, 04:28 PM
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False (I have now) and false, not since 2003.

I have sung in a complete performance of Handel's "Messiah" and you have not.

I have never been in an accident when riding a bicycle, and you have.
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Old 08-15-2019, 10:52 PM
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True and true (skidded out on gravel when I was a teenager, and got pretty scratched up along one side).

I will be going to a picnic this weekend, and you will not.

I am not wearing shoes right now, and you are.
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Old 08-16-2019, 02:36 AM
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True and false.

I have been in the Royal Mews at Buckingham Palace and you have not.

I have never learned to play castanets (they're not as easy as you may think) and you have.
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Old 08-16-2019, 11:11 AM
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False (as I recall) and false.

I remember a Monty Python reference to castanets, and you do not.

I do not own any castanets, and you do.
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Old 08-17-2019, 12:18 AM
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False ("make castanets out of your testicles") and true.

I'm going to a Fundraiser picnic today and you are not.

I have never worn contact lenses and you have.
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Old 08-17-2019, 05:20 PM
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True (as it happens, I was at both a fundraiser and a picnic, but they were different events) and true (I'm wearing them now!).

I will be going out to a movie tonight, and you will not.

I have not seen Blade Runner this week, and you have.
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Old 08-18-2019, 06:05 AM
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True and false.

I have seen the ferris wheel that was in The Third Man, and you have not.

I have not been on a boat in the past ten years, and you have.
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True and false.

I have seen the ferris wheel that was in The Third Man, and you have not.

I have not been on a boat in the past ten years, and you have.
True and true (was on a boat yesterday)


I have been in a group photo of 20 or more people within the past month and you have not.

I have never used CBD oil and you have.
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Old 08-18-2019, 01:56 PM
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True and false.

I have climbed the towers of Notre Dame de Paris and you have not.

I have never eaten a jalapeño pepper and you have.
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True, and probably true

I have seen the Go-Gos live, for free, and you have not.
I have never been in Europe, and you have.
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Old 08-18-2019, 08:40 PM
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True, and probably true

I have seen the Go-Gos live, for free, and you have not.
I have never been in Europe, and you have.
True and false.

I have been all alone in an office building and you have not.

I have never read any part of a Harry Potter book and you have.


mmm
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Old 08-18-2019, 10:50 PM
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If not all alone, pretty close to it (other than very few security and custodial staff), yes, so false. And true.

I have three separate email accounts, and you do not.

I did not eat scrambled eggs today, and you did.
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True and false.

I have just watched "My Fair Lady" and you have not.

I haven't eaten oatmeal in the past year and you have.
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