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Rockumentaries

The Song Remains The Same
Clears out all your sinuses

This Is Spinal Tap
The amp goes to 11

Beatlemania
Why, why, why, why bother?


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This is Spinal Tap
Classic spoof of the genre.

Gimme Shelter
Rolling Stones in their prime.

Rattle and Hum
U2 before they got BIG.

Next: Big bug movies.

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Big Bug movies:

Them!
Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!

Empire of the Ants
Alexis Carrington vs. Ant overlords.

Eight Legged Freaks
Not as funny as "Empire"


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Martin Scorsese films:

Taxi Driver:
De Niro talks to himself.

The Last Waltz:
The Band and their friends.

Raging Bull:
De Niro plays Jake Lamotta.

Next: Disney live-action films.
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Disney live-action films

The Incredible Journey
One cat, two dogs, adventure!

Emil and the Detectives
French kids solve a mystery.

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
Kurt Russell is so embarrassed.

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Time Travel movies:

Déjà Vu
Yes he CAN save her.

Source Code
Dying man makes new life.

Back to the Future II
Teenager gets back again, unfortunately.


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Humphrey Bogart movies

To Have and To Have Not
Bacall gives Bogey whistling lessons.

The Caine Mutiny
Don't mess with Queeg's strawberries.

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Stinkin' badges are not required.

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John Ford films

Stagecoach
Ford, the Duke head West

Grapes of Wrath
Depression farmers head to California

The Battle of Midway
Documentary of pivotal island fight

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Bruce Willis movies:

Die Hard:
Terrorists, hostages, McClane: explosive action.

Look Who's Talking:
Voice only; toddler makes wisecracks.

The Sixth Sense:
Just who is dead here?

Next: Drive-In B-pictures.
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Cult classic still draws crowds.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Lone Star State never recovered.

Easy Rider
Motorcyclists try to discover America.

Next: Keira Knightley films.
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Picture Keith Richards as Blackbeard.

Anna Karenina
Dashing Russian officer seduces housewife.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Yep, the world really ends.


Next: Jerry Lewis or Dean Martin (not both) movies

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Jerry Lewis or Dean Martin (not both) movies

The Silencers
Drunken singer saves the world

The Cannonball Run
Drunken singer races cross country

Airport
Drunken singer saves injured jet

Next: Elijah Wood non-LOTR movies

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Wow, Carrey can actually act!

The Good Son
Culkin kid kills stuff, cool.

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Couldn't think of a third one...

Next: Movies about religions aside from Christianity.
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C'mon, buddha. You could've checked IMDb.

Movies about religions aside from Christianity

Exodus
Scrappy Jews start new country.

Gandhi
Salt! Peace! Ouch, I'm shot!

Bend It Like Beckham
Sikhs are normal people, too.

Next: Natalie Portman movies.

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Natalie Portman movies

Black Swan
More than sensational lesbian sex.

Thor
Astrophysicists never looked so good.

V for Vendetta
She even looks good bald.


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Marx Brothers Movies

Duck Soup
Firefly leads Fredonia to war!


Horsefeathers
College president quarterbacks football team.


Animal Crackers
Painting's stolen while explorer's feted.


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Horse Feathers
Way to score a touchdown!

Duck Soup
Groucho and Harpo - mirror Images

A Night at the Opera
That stateroom is crowded!

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Silent era horror films

The Golem
Not THAT one, my precious!

Nosferatu
Boy, was Bram Stoker pissed!

Frankenstein
Boy, was Mary Shelley pissed!

Next: Christopher Lee non-LOTR movies

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Christopher Lee non-LOTR movies

The Last Unicorn
He plays evil King Haggard.

Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
He plays evil Count Dooku.

The Return of Captain Invincible
He plays evil Mr. Midnight.


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30s/40s Gangster Movies

Little Caesar
Advisory: This isn't about Pizza!

High Sierra
Bogey's character violates his parole.

White Heat
Criminal pines for mother's approval.

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Al Pacino movies:

Cruising
Mysteries of the hanky code.

And Justice For All
You are out of order!

Insomnia
His last really good role.

Up next: film adaptations of literary classics.

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Don Draper, remember Rule 3, and make sure every time that you haven't been ninja'd as to the next category, please.

Film adaptations of literary classics

Gone with the Wind
The world gave a damn.

The Grapes of Wrath
Okies didn't have it easy.

Pride & Prejudice
Luminous Knightley stole the show.

Next: Pre-1975 space travel movies.
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Pre-1975 space travel movies

Silent Running
Huey, Dewey, Louie in space

It! The Terror From Beyond Space
Alien minus Sigourney Weaver's panties

2001: A Space Odyssey
The colors, man, the colors

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Pulp Fiction
Discusses cheeseburgers with fellow killer.

The Phantom Menace
Bald, black, badass top Jedi!

Jackie Brown
Don't mess with him, bro.

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John Travolta movies

Moment By Moment
Lily Tomlin's great, but JEEEEZ!

Pulp Fiction
Doing the Batusi with Uma

The Devil's Rain
His dialogue was dubbed. Badly!

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Mermaids
Her first movie - so small!

The Addams Family
Perhaps her finest acting work?

Prozac Nation
Depression and drugs - what fun!

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Raul Julia films

Kiss of the Spider-Woman
Prisoners share a cell and love.

Frankenstein Unbound
Gomez Addams is Dr. Frankenstein.

Mack the Knife
A knife has MacHeath, babe.


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Baseball movies:

Moneyball:
Not for the mathematically challenged.

Major League:
Can misfits make the Series?

The Bad News Bears:
This ain't the Major Leagues.

Next: Prisoner of War movies.
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The Deer Hunter--Two vets want one woman
The Hanoi Hilton--Not starring Hanoi Jane Fonda
Prisoner of War--Title says everything about it

Next up: Hannibal Lechter movies
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Hannibal Lechter movies

Silence of the Lambs
"A woman suit" is creepy

Manhunter
Second by a SMALL margin

Red Dragon
Haven't I seen this before?

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Roger Corman movies

Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader
Why didn't it win Oscar?

Piranhaconda
The quality's in the title.

Humanoids from the Deep
Gore, schlock, schtick and gore.


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Roger Corman movies

Eat My Dust
Opie Cunningham makes a movie!

The Trip
Far out man, far out

The Wild Angels
Fonda and Sinatra together again

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Dreamworks Pictures

Turbo:
Snail wins the Indy 500.

Madagascar:
Zoo animals returned to Africa.

Kung Fu Panda
Obese bear becomes martial artist.


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Meryl Streep movies:

The Manchurian Candidate
Mother tries to advance son's career

The Deer Hunter
Lessons in safe gun handling

Prime
Groom's mother shrinks bride's head


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Nitpick: it's "Lecter."

Apocalypse Now
Philippines doubles for war-torn Vietnam.

Platoon
Battle for young soldier's soul.

We Were Soldiers
Mel Gibson as jungle warrior.

Next: Kate Beckinsale movies
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Kate Beckinsale movies

Serendipity

Romantic comedy, stupid premise.

Shocking!

Underworld

This series only got worse.

Click

Dramedy falsely advertised as comedy.

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Movies where the title character isn't the main character

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
My girlfriend has Adam's Apple.

Kiss of the Spider Woman
Gritty prison life and death.

The Blob
Steve McQueen saves small town.


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Films set in winter.
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Films set in winter

McCabe and Mrs. Miller
Whores can be good friends!
Grumpy Old Men
Lemmon and Matthau still Odd
Alive
Nouvelle cuisine in the Andes

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Brian's Song
Even tough athletes can cry.

Any Given Sunday
Football ain't for wimps, bro.

Hoosiers
Scrappy Indiana team wins big.

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George Clooney movies

(Reverse ninja nitpick: In "Manhunter," it's "Lecktor."

From Dusk Till Dawn
I'll say it--vampires suck!

One Fine Day
What was fine about it?

O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Odyssey with red necks

Next: Robert Altman movies

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MASH
Unlike TV series, no asterisks.

Nashville
Country music can be cruel.

The Player
Movie biz can be murder.

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Technothrillers.

The Matrix
Bend that spoon; bullet time.

Jurassic Park
Jeff Goldblum almost bites it.

Blade
Shaft as a vampire hunter.


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Predator
Sweat, muscles, guns equals hit.

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Mindless, foolhardy selfishness doesn't pay.

A Bridge Too Far
Flawed offensive makes powerful drama.

Next: Julia Roberts movies
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Pretty Woman
Fairy tale hooker via Disney

Sleeping With The Enemy
Battered wife "kills intruder" = WIN!

Steel Magnolias
Julia Roberts dies slowly = WIN!

Next: Kirsten Dunst movies

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Kirsten Dunst movies

Wag The Dog
War can be so...entertaining

Elizabethtown
Just stay out of Kentucky

Spider-man
Their kids? I'm thinking Brundlefly

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Joe Dante movies

Innerspace
Martin says "Let's get small."

Small Soldiers
Parade of the toy soldiers.

Gremlins
Don't feed them after midnight!


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Going Spanish
Bob Hope's first, in 1934.

Road to Rio
With Bing Crosby, of course!

Off the Menu
His last, six years premortem.

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Crocodile Dundee
"Outback Aussie in Big Apple"

Doc Hollywood
"Hick town entices hotshot physician."

King Ralph
"Uncouth Yank inherits British throne."



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Fish-out-of-water comedies.


40 Year Old Virgin
Nice guy schlub never sex'd

Billy Madison
Sandler goes to school, surrrre.

Trading Places
Murphy and Aykroyd trade lives

Next: Movie featuring Monty Python alums
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A Fish Called Wanda
Green fish aren't ripe yet

National Lampoon's European Vacation
Small cameo in terrible movie

Erik the Viking
Hi-Brasil is sinking? Let's sing!

Next: Adam Sandler films

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