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ninja'd now the quote doesn't fit.

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Six thousand million kilometers beyond the orbit of Pluto, Karellen sat before a suddenly darkened screen. The record was complete, the mission ended; he was homeward bound for the world he had left so long ago. The weight of centuries was upon him, and a sadness that no logic could dispel. He did not mourn for Man: his sorrow was for his own race, forever barred from greatness by forces it could not overcome.
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You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?
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Old 06-17-2014, 09:39 AM
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Technically, ImpSec personnel on duty were not supposed to eat anything but ImpSec-issued rations, to avoid any attacks through ingestible drugs or poisons.
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Old 06-17-2014, 11:51 AM
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Old 06-17-2014, 11:55 AM
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Old 06-17-2014, 01:58 PM
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Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.
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Old 06-17-2014, 06:25 PM
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Is this going to be a standup fight, or another bughunt?
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Old 06-17-2014, 06:42 PM
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I think I have a plan. Why don't we throw a bomb the way we want to go and then when it goes off, we run like goddamn bastards!
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Old 06-17-2014, 08:01 PM
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Should have been post #1 or #2, well done!
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Old 06-17-2014, 10:18 PM
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T-H-X eleven-thirty-eight will be taken into custody at a minimal monetary expenditure. Total operation cost: six thousand credits under budget. Congratulations. Be efficient, be happy.
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Old 06-17-2014, 10:24 PM
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Hold on a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
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Old 06-17-2014, 10:40 PM
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Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand in advance.

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Old 06-18-2014, 08:48 AM
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It's got a great defense mechanism... you don't dare kill it...
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Old 06-18-2014, 10:53 AM
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Old 06-19-2014, 02:32 AM
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Old 06-19-2014, 07:54 AM
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THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! That's what you get! Look at you, ship all *banged* up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm-a line all your friends up right beside you! Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...
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