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Old 02-02-2015, 03:12 AM
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Let's tell a story four words at a time


Maintaining coherent sentences would be good. Maintaining a coherent story would be phenomenal. Let's see what we can do. With any luck, hilarity will ensue.

Use punctuation whenever necessary, and you may even begin your phrase with punctuation if you determine it is needed at that point; e.g. to end the previous sentence (or quote) and start a new one.

Here we go:
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Near the top of
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