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Old 08-13-2019, 05:38 PM
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But when I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
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Old 08-13-2019, 06:43 PM
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Anyway, we cut a hit and toured a bit,
With the song he said he couldn't use.
And now he calls, and begs and crawls,
It's telephone Deja Vu.

We got percentage points and lousy joints,
And all the glitter we can use, mama,
So, huh, don't call us, we'll call you!
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Hello, Central, give me No Man's Land
My Daddy's there, my Mama told me
She tip-toed off to bed
After my prayers were said
Don't ring when you get the number
Or you'll disturb Mama's slumber

I'm afraid to stand here at the 'phone
'Cause I'm alone
So won't you hurry
I want to know why Mama starts to weep
When I say, "Now I lay me down to sleep"
Hello, Central, give me No Man's Land
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Old 08-14-2019, 12:52 PM
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Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun

Open up the window
Let some air into this room
I think I'm almost choking from
The smell of stale perfume

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Old 08-14-2019, 01:03 PM
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I turned 21 in prison,
Doing life without parole,
No one could steer me right,
Mama tried, Mama tried....
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Mama tries hard to pretend
Things will get better again
Somehow she's keeping it all inside her
But finally the tears fill our eyes
And I know that somewhere tonight
She knows how much we really miss her
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Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me, and loving me tonight
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Old 08-14-2019, 06:19 PM
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Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high
And the dreams that you dream of
Once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly
And the dreams that you dream of
Dreams really do come true
Someday, I wish upon a star
Wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney top
That's where you'll find me
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Old 08-14-2019, 09:16 PM
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
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Old 08-15-2019, 01:28 AM
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Don't know what's comin' tomorrow,
Maybe it's trouble and sorrow;
But we'll travel the road, sharin' our load,
Side by Side.
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Old 08-15-2019, 03:52 AM
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Me and you and a dog named Boo
Trav'lin' and a-livin' off the land
Me and you and a dog named Boo
How I love bein' a free man
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:27 AM
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Don't leave me, I cried
Don't take that airplane ride,
But you locked me out of your mind,
And left me standing here behind...
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Old 08-15-2019, 05:00 PM
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He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)
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So kiss me and smile for me,
Tell me that you'll wait for me,
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh babe, I hate to go.
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Old 08-16-2019, 07:26 AM
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This silver bird takes me 'cross the sky
Just one more hour and I'll be home and dry
'Cross the ocean
Way above the clouds I come stealin'

Feelin' tired, but I feel good
Cause I did everything I said I would
I think of you
And I know how you'll be feelin'

I gotta see you
I gotta be with you
We'll make it better now in every way
It's gotta be you
It's gotta be you
Yes, from now on I'll tell you everyday
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Old 08-16-2019, 08:11 AM
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You say you're gonna leave
Gonna take that big white bird
Gonna fly right out of here
Without a single word
Don't you know you'll break my heart
When I watch you close that door
'Cause I know I won't see you anymore
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Silver wings shining in the sunlight
Roaring engines headed somewhere in flight
They're taking you away, leaving me lonely
Silver wings slowly fading out of sight
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Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh, and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
God, he looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
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Old 08-16-2019, 04:07 PM
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That's life (that's life) I tell ya, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
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Old 08-16-2019, 05:20 PM
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Up, up, time to fly.
Moving all around, going everywhere from town to town,
All looking the same, changing only in name,
Days turn into nights, time is nothing only if it's right,
From where you came don't you think it's a game.
No, no, don't ask why.
Do it as you're told, you're the packet, do it as you're sold
To all your friends, none for you at the end,
Give them all you can, finish stronger than when you first began,
You never pretend, all for you at the end.
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Old 08-16-2019, 05:31 PM
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And if I had a nickel for each time that
I've been put on
I would be their nickel man
And I'd sing a little song
They're only putting in a nickel and
They want a dollar song
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Don't put another dime in the jukebox
I don't wanna hear that song no more
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Old 08-17-2019, 08:05 AM
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Drop a dime in the box play the
Song about New Orleans
Cold beer, hot lights
My sweet romantic teenage nights
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Old 08-17-2019, 09:40 AM
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New Orleans Ladies
A sassy style that will drive you crazy
And they hold you like the light
Hug the wick when this candle's burning.
Them Creole babies
Thin and brown and downright lazy
And they roll just like the river
A little wade will last forever
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:14 AM
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Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
And miss it each night and day
I know I'm not wrong, the feeling's getting stronger
The longer I stay away
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:41 AM
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Way down in New Orleans,
the land of dreams,
Big juicy pig tails
in a pot of red beans,
on Monday night in New Orleans.
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They called it stormy Monday,but Tuesday is as just as bad
Oh, they called it, they called it stormy Monday, but Tuesday, Tuesday is as just as bad
Oh, Wednesday is worst And Thursday oh so sad

The eagle flies on Friday now, Saturday I'll go out to play
Oh, the eagle, the eagle flies on Friday Saturday I'll go out and play
Sunday I'll go to church, and I fall on my knees and pray
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Old 08-17-2019, 02:42 PM
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Pickup my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I get on my knees and pray

We don' get fooled again
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Old 08-17-2019, 03:58 PM
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You need cooling
Baby I'm not fooling
I'm gonna send ya
Back to schooling

A-way down inside
A-honey you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love
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Old 08-17-2019, 05:24 PM
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Oh, what a wonderful thing to be
A healthy, grown-up, busy-busy bee
Whiling away all the passing hours
Pinching all the pollen from the cauliflowers
I'd like to be a busy little bee
Being as busy as a bee can be
Flying around the garden, brightest ever seen
Taking back the honey to the dear old queen
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Old 08-17-2019, 05:34 PM
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Well, buzz, buzz, buzz goes the bumble bee
Tweele, deedle, dee goes the bird
But the sound of your little voice, darling
Is the sweetest sound I've ever heard
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Old 08-17-2019, 07:31 PM
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Singin' joy to the world,
Joy to all the boys and girls
Joy to the Fishes in the deep blue sea,
And, joy to you and me...

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Old 08-17-2019, 11:32 PM
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(the third Joy to the world song that I know)

Joy, to the world, was a beautiful girl.
But to me Joy meant only sorrow.
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Old 08-18-2019, 12:49 AM
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Marry the man today.
Trouble though he may be
Much as he likes to play
Crazy and wild and free
Marry the man today
Rather than sigh in sorrow
Marry the man today
And change his ways tomorrow.
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Old 08-18-2019, 10:19 AM
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All at once, he sent me round a note
Here's the very note,
This is what he wrote:
"Can't get away to marry you today,
My wife, won't let me!"
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Got a surprise from my honey
Got a message from my girl
When she picked up a pen from beside her bed
And wrote me a scribbled note

Said, she'd be coming back to see me
That she would be visiting real soon
Gonna get up from her long white bed
And leave this cold white room
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Old 08-18-2019, 11:23 AM
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So take a letter, Maria
Address it to my wife
Say I won't be coming home
Got to start a new life

Take a letter, Maria
Address it to my wife
Send a copy to my lawyer
Got to start a new life
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Old 08-18-2019, 12:19 PM
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Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
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Old 08-18-2019, 12:46 PM
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Get on your Harley Davidson menstrual cycle
And ride it like a motorbike
I'm finna blow the mic the whole night, so
Strike up the f-ckin’ maestro, I'm nitro
And hi, ho, hand me my shovel!
I'm liable to dig my hole deeper
And it's off to H-E double hockey sticks, I go
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Old 08-18-2019, 01:28 PM
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Now the D and the A and the M
And the N and the A
And the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame
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L is for the way you look at me.
O is for the only one I see.
V is very, very extraordinary.
E is even more than anyone that you adore can.
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Old 08-18-2019, 03:29 PM
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I have always thought in the back of my mind, "Cheese and Onions".
I have always thought that the world was unkind, "Cheese and Onions".
Do I have to spell it out ?

"C-H-E-E-S-E A-N-D O-N-I-O-N-S", oh no.
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Well, hell yeah
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E....

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Old 08-18-2019, 06:55 PM
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My friends, you got trouble, right here in River City
Trouble, with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for pool
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'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
So you put me down oh
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Some guys fall in love with one girl, I gotta fall for two
There's just so much lovin' that one heart's supposed to do
So I go around with my heart draggin' on the ground
Doggin' me around, I'm the sorriest sight in town
I got double trouble, I got double trouble
I got double trouble twice as much as anybody else, oh yeah
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Baby, you'll come knocking on my front door
Same old line you used to use before
I said ya, well
What am I supposed to do
I didn't know what I was getting into

So you've had a little trouble in town
Now you're keeping some demons down
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my heart around
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Ashes of laughter,
The coast is clear,
Why do the best things always disappear?
Like Ophelia,
Please, darken my door...
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If you can't be a ham and do Hamlet
They will not give a damn or a damlet
Just recite an occasional sonnet
And your lap'll have honey upon it
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And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn
Next stop is Vietnam
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