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Keep going folks; we can do it in the clutch.
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Old 08-10-2019, 05:38 AM
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Just keep truckin' along.
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Old 08-10-2019, 10:21 PM
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Good advice. Obviously, Vin Diesel follows it.
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I prefer Van Morrison.
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Old 08-10-2019, 11:04 PM
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I'm gonna dodge that subject.
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Old 08-10-2019, 11:22 PM
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Well, you can af-Ford to.
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Old 08-10-2019, 11:27 PM
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He's too Jeep!
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Old 08-10-2019, 11:35 PM
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:18 AM
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Beck, you auto lay off Panache.
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Old 08-11-2019, 01:24 AM
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There Yugo. Making me feel bad.
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Old 08-11-2019, 06:55 AM
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No need to grille each other.
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Old 08-11-2019, 05:08 PM
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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
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Old 08-11-2019, 11:42 PM
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They should have been tready to drive it.
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Old 08-12-2019, 05:19 AM
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I'm tiring of all this.
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Old 08-12-2019, 05:54 AM
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Perhaps the air apparent has a comment.
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:20 AM
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Only if he's able to vent.
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Old 08-12-2019, 07:26 AM
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And ready to regale us.
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Old 08-13-2019, 06:44 AM
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... he said as he stormed out.
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:00 AM
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Unfortunately, I'm feeling a little under the weather.
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Old 08-13-2019, 09:18 AM
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I was gonna try out for a part in the play. But it was already over-cast.
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Old 08-13-2019, 09:19 AM
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Sounds like a real mist opportunity.
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Old 08-13-2019, 11:39 AM
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Just don't rain on my parade.
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Old 08-13-2019, 06:34 PM
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And so, the thread marches on.
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:33 PM
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Perhaps this thread should be band.
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Old 08-13-2019, 10:27 PM
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I think we can float a few ideas to keep it going.
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Old 08-13-2019, 11:21 PM
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Yes, but in order to put forth an idea you must be holding the great (albeit slightly damaged) conch, that is, the Grand Marred Shell.
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Old 08-14-2019, 01:19 AM
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I Ain't Marching Anymore.
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Old 08-14-2019, 01:32 AM
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Admitting that is the first step.
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Old 08-14-2019, 01:49 AM
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Shortist parade ever, only 12 steps.
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Old 08-14-2019, 06:27 AM
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I see we're all in lockstep.
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Old 08-14-2019, 07:16 AM
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That’s quite a feet, and a great aclomplishment.
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Old 08-14-2019, 08:23 AM
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Time to bring this thread to heel.
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:29 PM
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You mean, we should toe the line?
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Old 08-15-2019, 09:31 AM
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I say, step it up!
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Old 08-15-2019, 12:18 PM
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You're going to trot that out in front of us again?
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Old 08-15-2019, 01:39 PM
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Trout that out again, we could very well flounder.
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Old 08-15-2019, 04:39 PM
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That sounds kinda fishy to me.
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Old 08-15-2019, 06:38 PM
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Meh. He only got paid scale for that one.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:42 PM
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I'm waiting with baited breath for the next pun!
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Old 08-15-2019, 11:41 PM
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I just hope the next fishing pun is not too tackley.
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Old 08-16-2019, 12:07 AM
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Face it Oly--you're hooked on fishing puns.
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Old 08-16-2019, 12:08 AM
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Just give me some time to mullet over.
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Old 08-16-2019, 02:46 AM
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I'm just gonna roe right outta here.
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Old 08-16-2019, 07:30 AM
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You’re just trolling us.
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Old 08-16-2019, 07:37 AM
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That sounds like a red herring.
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:28 PM
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Maybe we should put the tarpon this topic.
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:36 PM
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It is floundering.
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Old 08-18-2019, 01:21 AM
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I told ya, but you're acting all sharked about it.
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Old 08-18-2019, 06:40 AM
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Man, you've got no sole.
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Old 08-18-2019, 06:16 PM
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These fish puns are really krilling me!
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