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Old 09-29-2018, 01:06 AM
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Hey, teachers, leave those kids alone!

All in all its just another bump in the road,
All in all you're just another bump in the road.

We don't need no education....
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Old 09-29-2018, 11:32 AM
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When it's too hot to play 9-ball, I take a dip in the bumper pool.
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I'll sit on the bumper and have a coke.
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Old 09-30-2018, 10:48 PM
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Make sure there's no glue on the bumper. You'll end up being a bumper sticker.
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Old 10-01-2018, 12:37 AM
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Honk if you bumped the thread?
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Old 10-01-2018, 01:38 AM
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Old 10-01-2018, 08:27 AM
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What do you do with a drunken thread bump?
What do you do with a drunken thread bump?
What do you do with a drunken thread bump?
Ear-lie in the morning?
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If you give me 5 bumps. I'll gladly pay you on Wednesday.
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:02 PM
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I'm shocked--shocked, I tell you--to find that bumping is going on here!
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:23 PM
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That's 'alternative' bumps.
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:44 PM
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So, in other words, fake bumps?
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Old 10-02-2018, 02:05 AM
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Old 10-02-2018, 03:26 AM
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I do recall dancing The Bump in Spain in the late 1970s.
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The bump in sump stays mumply on the pump.
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Good thing Eliza Doolittle didn't have to learn that, innit?
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:23 AM
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"That son-of-a-b ump! That was clearly a strike!"
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I'm just waiting for the Bosox to bump the Yanks's ass!
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Old 10-04-2018, 09:20 AM
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:28 PM
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Old 10-06-2018, 11:28 PM
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I'm just waiting for the Bosox to bump the Yanks's ass!
Looks like the Yankees bumped the Bosox in tonight's game.
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Bundt

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Bundt pies? Don't get my hopes up like that!
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Old 10-07-2018, 06:30 PM
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Some one should come up with that. Sounds tempting. I could see a Apple pie done in a bundt pan.
But, otherwise 'Bump'
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Old 10-07-2018, 09:53 PM
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Bimp!

ETA: Oops, sorry, typo.

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Is that the Goodyea Bimp?
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Old 10-07-2018, 10:35 PM
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If a blimp hit a bump. Would make a sound?
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Old 10-08-2018, 02:08 AM
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Bymp!

ETA: Aw. darn, another typo. Carry on.

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Old 10-08-2018, 02:11 AM
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Not typo but bumpo. Maybe.
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Old 10-08-2018, 08:16 PM
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Not bumpo;

*urp*

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Looks like the Yankees bumped the Bosox in tonight's game.
16 - 1 isn't an ass bump, it's an ass whipping!
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16 - 1 isn't an ass bump, it's an ass whipping!
And the Bosox bumped the Yankees out of the ALCS tonight. Close game, though.
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Who got the big W and who got the big L? One point is as good a bump as 15 points.
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Did you know that BUMP spelled backwards is PMUB?
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