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Old 06-17-2019, 11:20 PM
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True and true!

I am on jury duty this week, and you are not.

I have never been on jury duty before, and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 12:23 AM
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true and false

I have attended 12 different schools and you have not.

I have never seen Forrest Gump, and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 02:51 AM
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False and true.

My father’s mother was married to my mother’s father, and yours was not.

I have never skied in North America and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 08:39 AM
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True and true (if you count cross country skiing)

I've read all the works of Shakespeare and you have not.

I knew nothing about my father's true past, but you have (about your own father).
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Old 06-18-2019, 09:40 AM
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True and true

I can play "Yesterday" on the guitar and you cannot.

I have never baked a pie and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 12:00 PM
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False and true.

I remember the Great Thanksgiving Blizzard of 1950 and you don’t.

I have not worn dress shoes in over 8 years and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 02:26 PM
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True (my god, that one DEMANDS some explanation) and false.
During a UK trip, my pals and I stopped in York, which was formerly a Viking settlement called Jorvik. They had a tourist attraction where participants got to ride in buggies that went through a viking village, with animatronic vikings reenacting their daily lives. We passed by an outhouse that had a viking squatting and making "unnnggh unnngh" sounds.
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Old 06-18-2019, 02:31 PM
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False and true.

I remember the Great Thanksgiving Blizzard of 1950 and you donít.

I have not worn dress shoes in over 8 years and you have.
true and true (at weddings and funerals)

I made a 3D model of Keanu Reeves and you have not.

I haven't seen any of the John Wick movies and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:36 PM
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True and false.

I have been to the UK, and you have not.

Before I read this thread, I had never thought of Vikings pooping, and you had.
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:47 PM
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False and false

I have been to Cambodia’s killing fields and you have not

I have never skinny-dipped and you have
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Old 06-18-2019, 03:52 PM
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I have participated in a 3-some and you have not

I have never been admitted to a hospital and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 04:29 PM
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True and true

I have participated in a 3-some and you have not

I have never been admitted to a hospital and you have.
True and true.

I have won the grand prize in a photography contest and you have not.

I have never gone ice fishing and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 06:13 PM
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True and false.

I have made a shoe-box peep show of Polyphemus the Cyclops and you haven't.

I have never attended a professional football game and you have.
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Old 06-18-2019, 10:03 PM
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I have looked at the Orion Nebula through a telescope and you haven't.

I have never owned a basketball and you have.
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Old 06-19-2019, 12:07 AM
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True and true.

I have had skin cancer and you have not.

I have not played a game of soccer and you have.
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Old 06-19-2019, 02:19 AM
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I have lived at a YMCA and you have not.

I do not know how to tie a bow tie and you do.
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Old 06-19-2019, 05:09 AM
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False and false.

I have ripped over 2,000 CDs and you have not.

I have never played poker and you have.
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Old 06-19-2019, 09:15 AM
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I have been in Cleveland, Ohio and you have not.

I don't care for poker and you do.
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Old 06-19-2019, 01:05 PM
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False and false.

I own a two-dollar bill and you do not.

I have never been to an Easter church service and you have.
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Old 06-19-2019, 01:09 PM
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True and True (one of the few times I have ever been in a church was for an Easter service. 1978 I believe)

I have flown a kite within the last year and you have not.

I have never been to South America and you have.
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Old 06-19-2019, 01:28 PM
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True and True.

I have swum in the Mediterranean and you have not.

I don’t have a younger sibling and you do.
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Old 06-19-2019, 04:08 PM
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True and True.

I have swum in the Mediterranean and you have not.

I donít have a younger sibling and you do.
True and true.

I have walked on the roof of my house and you have not (walked on the roof of yours).

I do not wear house slippers and you do.
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Old 06-19-2019, 04:16 PM
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True and true.

I have won a raffle, and you have not.

I have not won a lottery, and you have.
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Old 06-20-2019, 12:28 AM
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True and false.

I have owned a stick shift car and you have not.

I have never gone fishing and you have.
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Old 06-20-2019, 12:39 AM
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I hate driving stick, and you do not.

I don't really care for fishing, either, and you do.
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Old 06-20-2019, 07:41 AM
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I received an email from Rodney Dangerfield, and you have not.

I have never seen Barbra Streisand perform live, and you have.
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Old 06-20-2019, 08:57 AM
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I have played violin, viola and cello, and you have not.

I have never played string bass, and you have.
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Old 06-20-2019, 08:58 AM
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I will be having dinner at a seafood restaurant tonight, and you will not.

I have never been to Boise, Idaho, and you have.
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Old 06-20-2019, 10:19 AM
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True and false.

I have dressed as a pregnant nun, and you haven't.

I have never been to a rap concert, and you have.
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Old 06-20-2019, 08:24 PM
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True and false.

I have dressed as a pregnant nun, and you haven't.

I have never been to a rap concert, and you have.
True and false.

I have been on more than five cruises and you have not.

I have never taken a foreign language class and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 04:36 AM
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True and true.

I have worn bifocals and you have not.

I have never drunk scotch and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 09:03 AM
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False and false.

I have knit something as a gift, and you have not.

I have never crocheted anything, and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 09:12 AM
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true and false (there's a difference between "knit" and "crochet"?)

I've eaten gator jumbo and you have not.

I've never eaten frog legs and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 09:28 AM
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true and false (there's a difference between "knit" and "crochet"?)

I've eaten gator jumbo and you have not.

I've never eaten frog legs and you have.
Yes, there's a difference. The former is done with knitting needles, the latter with a crochet hook.

True (though I have eaten gator pate') and false.

I've seen all of the Marx Brothers movies, and you haven't.

I haven't seen all of the MCU movies, and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 11:49 AM
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True. I can't think of any I have watched, but it's possible I have seen one or more long ago. There is no way I have seen all of them. And False. I had to google "MCU" to realize I have seen some of them.

I have successfully trapped rats in my residence and you have not.

I have never sang on stage, and you have.

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Old 06-21-2019, 11:52 AM
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True and true (and it's "sung").

I went to my Senior Prom with someone NOT of my preferred gender and you did not.

I have never eaten brains (e.g. calf brains) and you have.

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Old 06-21-2019, 11:58 AM
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True and true (and it's "sung").
Apologies. I should have learned when you wrote "swum" upthread and I had to look it up to be sure you were correct. (And you were)
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Old 06-21-2019, 12:33 PM
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True and true.

I have a favorite NASA astronaut, and you do not.

I have never read a book on a Kindle or similar gadget, and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 12:36 PM
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I have never eaten at a fast food chain and you have.
I have played a church organ and you have not.
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Old 06-21-2019, 01:52 PM
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I have won multiple spelling contests and you have not.

I have never been tattooed and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 05:02 PM
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False and false.

I have sung and danced in concerts and you have not.

I have never had a pedicure and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 05:24 PM
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False and false.

I have sung and danced in concerts and you have not.

I have never had a pedicure and you have.
True and false.

I dream in color and you do not (or you do not know)

I have never had air conditioning in my home as a child and you have.
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Old 06-21-2019, 11:34 PM
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False and true.

I have A/C in my current dwelling, and you do not.

I do not have a personal fan in my office or workplace, and you do.
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Old 06-22-2019, 12:26 AM
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False and false.

I have been a volunteer Crisis Intervention Counselor for a hotline, and you haven’t.

I haven’t used an alarm clock in 15 years and you have.
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False and false.

I have been a volunteer Crisis Intervention Counselor for a hotline, and you havenít.

I havenít used an alarm clock in 15 years and you have.
True and true.


I am currently reading a biography and you are not.

I have never had Nutella and you have.
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Old 06-22-2019, 02:18 PM
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True and true.

I have climbed to the crown of the Statue of Liberty and you have not.

I have never eaten Spaghetti-O’s and you have.
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True and false (I used to love Spaghetti-Os when I was a kid and, as it happens, Chef Boiardi has twice been the subject of Botticelli rounds here).

I love to play Botticelli, and you do not.

I have never played Quidditch, and you have.
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Old 06-22-2019, 08:15 PM
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True and false.

I got lost on the island of Martinique and you did not.

I have never ridden a bicycle with training wheels and you have.
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Old 06-22-2019, 11:41 PM
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True and true.

I have a family member who is a psychic medium and you don’t.

I have never drank gin (to my knowledge) and you have.
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Old 06-23-2019, 10:34 AM
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True and true (a mistake I will never make again )

I have played the computer game M.U.L.E. and you have not.

I have never ridden a mule and you have.
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